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 Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:50 am
Sephiroth: -Extends arms- "It's okay Cloud, just give me a hug, I just wanna bond with you" ^_^
Cloud: -hugs Sephiroth- "Oh thank god, Ive waited to long for this moment.
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 7:51 am
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: If I had a puppy... I'd name him Clog... Tifa: ..... Aeris:..... Yuffie:... Why Clog? Cloud: Because... It'll probably look more like its mom than its dad.. so it'll look like a Cloud Dog... Red XIII: I hope so dear. 3nodding XD aaaah *eye twitches* ********....
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:03 am
Cloud: Tifa i just found out something horrible....
Tifa: what is it?
Cloud: something so shocking....
Tifa: what is it?
Cloud: so mind blowing...
Tifa: JUST SPIT IT OUT DANGIT!!! scream
Cloud: *runs to and huddles in a corner* Sepiroth is my father...
Tifa: *just walks away with out a word*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:08 pm
Jhay-R TheShadowLord16 Jhay-R Sephiroth: "Hahaahahahah! I am a god now! There is no way you can defeat me!" Tifa: *low blow of doomity* Sephiroth: "Dude, what was that! That wasn't apart of the script!" Tifa: "Yeah, but you are just getting on my nerves.... I don't see what Aeris sees in you..." Sephiroth: "Tif, I'm very different in real life than in the game. I'm just doing this so I can get some money so that Aeris and I don't have to live on the streets. Now, can we get this game done?" Tifa: "Fine..." Sephiroth: "Okay... Cloud, it is time for you to die!" Cloud: "Bring it on, mutha f***u!" Sephiroth: "Um... I think that's Barret's line..." Cloud: "Really?" *checks the script* Sephiroth: "See, right there... Your line is 'let's not fight, let's just all have one big sexy party!'" Cloud: "What the hell? Who wrote this crap?" Jhay: "I love messin with them...." Sephiroth: "Eh, just hit me with an omnislash, and we'll call it a day..." Cloud: "Give them an automatic kill on the final final boss? Won't that seem anti-climactic?" Sephiroth: "I SAID, let's hit me with an omnislash, and we'll cal it a day!" Tifa: "What do you see in that guy?" Aeris: "He might be harsh sometimes, but in real life he's really sweet. He helps me with my flowers, brings stray cats home almost every week, and is a monster in bed..." Tifa: "Woah... I never knew that..." Aeris: "What do you see in Cloud?" Tifa: "He's cute, and in real life kinda shy. He's great to talk to, is willing to help a stranger on the street, and isn't afraid to be a little naughty..." Aeris: "Shweet." Tifa: "Totally." Dammit man, you make it harder for me to come up with the funniest around, so I must challenge you to a duel! Both of us write one story (it will be a poll in a brand new topic, and whoever has the most votes by the end of a certain deadline, wins the glory of being crowned #1 funny guy. Face it, you and me are the onl ones who keep on writing new ones. ( I had different profiles over the past mont. So how say you, post your answer in this topic, so I know... yes, my plan is coming together, mwuhahahahah!!!....oh, you never left....uh....good day pip pip cheerio! Sure.. I accept your challenge... You start the topic, I'll give you the first strike... currently thinking of topic ill be rdy soon..............................
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:04 pm
reno:hey tifa can i call you back me and, rude got a date
cloud(who was easvedroping):you two timeing baster!!!! i thought what we had was speciel!!!!
tifa:.......
reno:cloud! baby no it's not like that!!
cloud:lyirer!!!!!!!!!
tifa:.........
reno:baby no it's just a.... a work thing!!! really
cloud:realy?
reno yay...
cloud: ok..... bye bye*hangs up
tifa:........your gay?...and have bad tast?
reno: hey! i'm not GAY i'm bi....
tifa: want'a go out some time?
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:25 pm
One_Winged_Kadaj Deaths Apprentice Cloud: If I had a puppy... I'd name him Clog... Tifa: ..... Aeris:..... Yuffie:... Why Clog? Cloud: Because... It'll probably look more like its mom than its dad.. so it'll look like a Cloud Dog... Red XIII: I hope so dear. 3nodding XD aaaah *eye twitches* ******** class="clear"> You think thats bad? Cloud ******** Cait Sith.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 12:20 am
*After Sephiroth just burned down Nibelheim*
Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!
Sephiroth: ....
Cloud: You killed my Mother, you've destroyed my hometown, and you've hurt EVERYTHING I've ever loved!!!!
Sephiroth: ..... So? *turns around*
Cloud: How can I repay you?! heart *glomps*
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:31 am
Cloud: *singing* A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me!!!
Tifa: Okay, this mind thing is really getting to him!
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:40 am
Jhay: "Hey, Sephiroth!"
Sephiroth: "What is it now, pest?"
Jhay: "You're the great general, right? Well, I want to show you something really cool!"
Sephiroth: "This better not be one of those..."
Jhay: "No no, it's not a yaoi. It's something called Elfen Lied."
Sephiroth: "All right..."
Jhay: *starts the tape*
Sephiroth: *Sees the red eye* "Holy crap, it's a demon!" *closes eyes, puts head down, and covers ears with hands* "Yo, yo, I'm Sephiroth, and this is my rap..." *continues to freestyle*
Jhay: "Damn... Aw man, this is priceless..." *videotapes this*
(Based on a true story... Step-Brother's scared to hell of Red anime eyes, because they remind him of those gory animes and The Ring. I showed this to him, he got scared within the first 3 seconds, ckosed his eyes, and started to freestyle...)
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:11 am
Cloud: Stop right there! Sephiroth!!!!
Tifa: We won't let you destroy our planet!
Yuffie: I will defeat you in honor of the ninjas!
Barrett: What they said or I'll blast ya!
Cid: You damned fool prepare to die!
Aerith: I will have my revenge against you!
Vincent: ...Sephiroth...
Red XIII: *Roar*
Sephiroth: And what are you weak fools gonna do if I don't?
Cloud: We will stop you here and now. For we are the...
Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Barret, Cid, Aerith, Vincent, and RedXIII(At the same time while doing synchronized poses.): Power Rangers Fantasy Force!
Sephiroth: You gotta be kidding me...
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 11:25 am
Cloud: hmm, I wanna dress like a girl again
(dunno if that's been used yet)
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:47 pm
Sephiroth: One sword called Masamune.....20000000 gil. One Black Materia......1000000 gil. Insanity Training......340000000 gil. Killing Aerith....................................................................Priceless.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:51 pm
Tifa: Does this top make my boobs look small?
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 2:06 pm
Cloud: I've beaten you again, Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: You haven't beaten me, I choose not to win.
Cloud: If you really were that good, why do you suck at this?
Sephiroth: Shut up and let's go again.
Cloud and Sephiroth continued playing Rock-Paper-Sissors.
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Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 4:56 pm
vincent: u kno back in college jenova was my gf
cloud:wtf vincent u ate my cupcakes wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tifa:cloud im a lesbo i love areith
areith:and i love chocobos.....and weed!
red xiii:can i have sum!
cid:im think i'll quit smoking
barret:maybe i should get a sex change
sephiroth:y the hell do i only one wing *sob*
cait sith:hey wtf is that thing below me!?
lol hope u like
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