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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:47 pm
*115 You take an entire day off from work and the guy doesnt show
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:48 pm
*116 Next month your rates go up
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:49 pm
*117 The fitted sheet keeps popping off at the end where your head is
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:50 pm
*118 You have a 75% failure rate of opening sardine cans with a key
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:50 pm
*119 You accidently spit in the face of the person that you are talking to at the moment
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:52 pm
*120 The person that is ahead of you in the express checkout is way over the limit and wants to pay with a check
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:53 pm
*121 The continuation of newspaper article is not on the page they said it would be
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:54 pm
*122 You see the item you paid full price for at 60% off
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:54 pm
*123 You take 36 pictures of the wedding before you realize you didnt have any film
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:56 pm
*124 You step barefoot in melting tar on a hot summer day
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:57 pm
*125 The chocolate coating of your icecream falls off into your hand
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:57 pm
*126 You cant open the drawer to get something out of the way cause it is in the way
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:59 pm
*127 You're camping and you have to cut tough steak with a plastic knife on a paper plate in your lap
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:00 am
*128 The person on the plane doesnt shut up the entire three hour flight
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:01 am
You bight into gristle at a business lunch but are too afraid to remove it from your mouth
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