yaten
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yaten: doop de do... surfin gaia... *hum hum*
*door of yaten's room flies open!!!*
parental unit 2 (aka the father person): "we're going out for dinner in ONE hour... you have ONE hour to get ready... if you're not ready in ONE hour, you will be left home."
yaten: "uhh... how long do I have again?"
parental: "ONE HOUR!"
yaten: "and what, for gods sake, makes you think that you need to freak out on me now when I have an hour? Cripe, i can be ready in 10 minutes if I need to be"
parental: "well you have one hour!"
yaten: "oh lord! you mean I can't have 61 minutes?"
gonk parental: *starts to walk away looking annoyed*
yaten: "how long do I have again?"
parental: <
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it's dumb conversation like this that makes me fear for my parents sanity later in life. I could totally see them, in 10 years... sitting in an eagle's nest hoping it will bring them some skittlesUPDATE:
parental unit 1 (aka the mother person): "Amy!!! are you ready yet?"
yaten: "uh, no... though it doesn't really matter, considering I still have half an hour."
parental: "well, hurry up! We ALWAYS end up waiting for you."
yaten: "Excuse me?! You 'always' wait for ME? Bull s**t! Every time it comes down to us going somewhere either 1. I end up waiting in the car for 10 minutes, waiting for all of you to get your s**t together. or 2. All of the bitching you do at me BEFORE we go, like right now, pisses me off so bad that I just say ******** it and tell you to go without me."
parental: "whatever."
yaten: "ah yes... 'whatever'... nice that you don't even try to come up with a reasonable argument."
parental: "So are you going or not?"
yaten: "hell yes i'm going, and i've still got 20 minutes. Give me 10 and i'll be waiting in the car for you."
scream y'know... i'm amazed that I haven't gone insane and just jumped out my window or something. I REALLY need to move out of here.
crying Anyone wanna adopt a yaten?