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 Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:47 am
*Aeris walks to the stage, takes a deep breath*
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:19 am
Spawn of Sephiroth Cloud playing Kingdom Hearts"What the hell why do i look like Raziel and Vincent. Why is my Sword Bandaged. AND WHY THE HELL IS WAS I BEATEN BY A LITTLE KID!!!" Sephiroth: Wait is that me on there?!? Dang I'm evil... *he dies* wow I do cheat, i'm sorry...
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:40 pm
Tifa: Umm, Cloud, Your hospital bill came...
Cloud: what hospital bill?
Tifa: The one for when you were in a coma
Cloud: Oh, yea, that one...well Ill just let my insurance cover it
Tifa: Yea about that, your insurance company was destroyed along with the first reactor we blew up two years ago...you have no insurance
Cloud: *gulp* How much is the bill...
Tifa: ..........1 Million $
Cloud: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: But dont worry Cloud for I have some good news!!!
Cloud:Uhh....You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico?
Tifa: close, but no. When i said good news, I meant for me. Im leaving you with your insane debt for the Gecko that does the geico commercials...
Cloud: NOOOO!
SHocker ending!!!!! Bet you didnt expect that...admit it.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:51 pm
Another sexually orientated joke...
Cloud: *Looking at his dress disguise in the changing room*.........hmm.......I guess it wil....HOLY s**t! Is my a** really that fat!
Quagmire: GIigidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Goo! OH!!!
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 9:13 am
Sephiroth: "Hahaahahahah! I am a god now! There is no way you can defeat me!"
Tifa: *low blow of doomity*
Sephiroth: "Dude, what was that! That wasn't apart of the script!"
Tifa: "Yeah, but you are just getting on my nerves.... I don't see what Aeris sees in you..."
Sephiroth: "Tif, I'm very different in real life than in the game. I'm just doing this so I can get some money so that Aeris and I don't have to live on the streets. Now, can we get this game done?"
Tifa: "Fine..."
Sephiroth: "Okay... Cloud, it is time for you to die!"
Cloud: "Bring it on, mutha f***u!"
Sephiroth: "Um... I think that's Barret's line..."
Cloud: "Really?" *checks the script*
Sephiroth: "See, right there... Your line is 'let's not fight, let's just all have one big sexy party!'"
Cloud: "What the hell? Who wrote this crap?"
Jhay: "I love messin with them...."
Sephiroth: "Eh, just hit me with an omnislash, and we'll call it a day..."
Cloud: "Give them an automatic kill on the final final boss? Won't that seem anti-climactic?"
Sephiroth: "I SAID, let's hit me with an omnislash, and we'll cal it a day!"
Tifa: "What do you see in that guy?"
Aeris: "He might be harsh sometimes, but in real life he's really sweet. He helps me with my flowers, brings stray cats home almost every week, and is a monster in bed..."
Tifa: "Woah... I never knew that..."
Aeris: "What do you see in Cloud?"
Tifa: "He's cute, and in real life kinda shy. He's great to talk to, is willing to help a stranger on the street, and isn't afraid to be a little naughty..."
Aeris: "Shweet."
Tifa: "Totally."
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 1:09 pm
Tifa: Aeris ive never had the courage to say this but
*Cloud comes in screamin*
Cloud: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Tifa: Whats wrong
Cloud: i just found out sephiroth is my brother
Aeris: what that means im your sister in law oops that was supposed to be a secret
* Cloud and Tifa walk away in dissapointment*
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:41 pm
Jhay-R Sephiroth: "Hahaahahahah! I am a god now! There is no way you can defeat me!" Tifa: *low blow of doomity* Sephiroth: "Dude, what was that! That wasn't apart of the script!" Tifa: "Yeah, but you are just getting on my nerves.... I don't see what Aeris sees in you..." Sephiroth: "Tif, I'm very different in real life than in the game. I'm just doing this so I can get some money so that Aeris and I don't have to live on the streets. Now, can we get this game done?" Tifa: "Fine..." Sephiroth: "Okay... Cloud, it is time for you to die!" Cloud: "Bring it on, mutha f***u!" Sephiroth: "Um... I think that's Barret's line..." Cloud: "Really?" *checks the script* Sephiroth: "See, right there... Your line is 'let's not fight, let's just all have one big sexy party!'" Cloud: "What the hell? Who wrote this crap?" Jhay: "I love messin with them...." Sephiroth: "Eh, just hit me with an omnislash, and we'll call it a day..." Cloud: "Give them an automatic kill on the final final boss? Won't that seem anti-climactic?" Sephiroth: "I SAID, let's hit me with an omnislash, and we'll cal it a day!" Tifa: "What do you see in that guy?" Aeris: "He might be harsh sometimes, but in real life he's really sweet. He helps me with my flowers, brings stray cats home almost every week, and is a monster in bed..." Tifa: "Woah... I never knew that..." Aeris: "What do you see in Cloud?" Tifa: "He's cute, and in real life kinda shy. He's great to talk to, is willing to help a stranger on the street, and isn't afraid to be a little naughty..." Aeris: "Shweet." Tifa: "Totally." Dammit man, you make it harder for me to come up with the funniest around, so I must challenge you to a duel! Both of us write one story (it will be a poll in a brand new topic, and whoever has the most votes by the end of a certain deadline, wins the glory of being crowned #1 funny guy. Face it, you and me are the onl ones who keep on writing new ones. ( I had different profiles over the past mont. So how say you, post your answer in this topic, so I know... yes, my plan is coming together, mwuhahahahah!!!....oh, you never left....uh....good day pip pip cheerio!
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:40 pm
TheShadowLord16 Jhay-R Sephiroth: "Hahaahahahah! I am a god now! There is no way you can defeat me!" Tifa: *low blow of doomity* Sephiroth: "Dude, what was that! That wasn't apart of the script!" Tifa: "Yeah, but you are just getting on my nerves.... I don't see what Aeris sees in you..." Sephiroth: "Tif, I'm very different in real life than in the game. I'm just doing this so I can get some money so that Aeris and I don't have to live on the streets. Now, can we get this game done?" Tifa: "Fine..." Sephiroth: "Okay... Cloud, it is time for you to die!" Cloud: "Bring it on, mutha f***u!" Sephiroth: "Um... I think that's Barret's line..." Cloud: "Really?" *checks the script* Sephiroth: "See, right there... Your line is 'let's not fight, let's just all have one big sexy party!'" Cloud: "What the hell? Who wrote this crap?" Jhay: "I love messin with them...." Sephiroth: "Eh, just hit me with an omnislash, and we'll call it a day..." Cloud: "Give them an automatic kill on the final final boss? Won't that seem anti-climactic?" Sephiroth: "I SAID, let's hit me with an omnislash, and we'll cal it a day!" Tifa: "What do you see in that guy?" Aeris: "He might be harsh sometimes, but in real life he's really sweet. He helps me with my flowers, brings stray cats home almost every week, and is a monster in bed..." Tifa: "Woah... I never knew that..." Aeris: "What do you see in Cloud?" Tifa: "He's cute, and in real life kinda shy. He's great to talk to, is willing to help a stranger on the street, and isn't afraid to be a little naughty..." Aeris: "Shweet." Tifa: "Totally." Dammit man, you make it harder for me to come up with the funniest around, so I must challenge you to a duel! Both of us write one story (it will be a poll in a brand new topic, and whoever has the most votes by the end of a certain deadline, wins the glory of being crowned #1 funny guy. Face it, you and me are the onl ones who keep on writing new ones. ( I had different profiles over the past mont. So how say you, post your answer in this topic, so I know... yes, my plan is coming together, mwuhahahahah!!!....oh, you never left....uh....good day pip pip cheerio! Sure.. I accept your challenge... You start the topic, I'll give you the first strike...
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Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 8:52 pm
*Cloud checking himself out in the mirror, wearing the dress*
Cloud: ... This dress really looks good on me.
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:43 am
Cloud: *lvl 99 swinging his Ultima Sword at one of the little shinra guards at the start of the game* DIIIIE!!!
Guard: *puts up gauntlet and sword bounces off* Buahahaha!
Cloud: Gaaa!! *swings again*
Guard: *blocks again* HAHAHA!
Cloud: WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!!!
Tifa: ..... Well you know Cloud.. if your sword wasn't as dull as a freakin' boulder. -_- *looks at Cloud's sword, the blade completely chipped away*
Cloud: O_O
Tifa: *hands Cloud a Stick* Here.. at least this is supposed to be blunt. -_-;
Cloud: ..... I like Goobers...
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:46 am
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 5:48 am
Cloud: Aeris, I've come 2 save u
Sephiroth: *stabs Aeris* ROFL
Cloud: WTF< UR FUKIN GAY!!!!
Sephiroth: U STFU!!! LOLZ!!111
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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:09 pm
Kadaj: MOTHER CAN GO TO HELL!
Cloud: wOw...that was straight up...want to be gay lovers now?
Kadaj: Every1 calls me a girl anyways...
Sephiroth: Can I join in...gang bang maybe...
Aeris: WTF!!!! U BITCHES ARE MESSED THE ******** UP!!! WTH U GOD DAMN FAGETS!
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:14 am
Cloud: If I had a puppy... I'd name him Clog...
Tifa: .....
Aeris:.....
Yuffie:... Why Clog?
Cloud: Because... It'll probably look more like its mom than its dad.. so it'll look like a Cloud Dog...
Red XIII: I hope so dear. 3nodding
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