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Final Fantasy VII Karaoke

Space Oddity By David Bowie

Cid: Lead singer
Vincent: Singer
Sephiroth: Acoustic Guitar
Cloud: Drums
Red XIII: Keyboard

Cid: Ground Control to Major Tom

Vincent and Cid: Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Cid: Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
Vincent (In the background): Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

Vincent and Cid: This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Cid:This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door

Vincent and Cid: And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go

Cid: Tell my wife I love her very much

Vincent: she knows

Cid: Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....


Vincent and Cid: Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.



(You can listen to the actual song by clicking HERE.)

*Cait realizes the guitar is too big for him and it crashes him into the floor*

Cait Sith: Ow! gonk
Billie Joe: *Runs in* Yo anyone see my f*ckin guitar?! evil *Notices Cait has it, he goes up and stomps him*
Aeris: HOLY F*CK NUGGETS! eek
Billie: *Takes his guitar and smashes Cait even more* Don't ever steal Blue!! scream *Storms off*
Mark Hoppus: *Enters and smashes his gutiar over Bill's head* GRRR! evil
Cait Sith: *Bruised like heck* Ow...I'll be...Getting up soon...Ow...
*All professional guitar players come in and beat each other up*
Cloud: *Enters* Hey I got the Taco Bell! *Notices the action and begins eating all eight taco supremes* 3nodding

Sephiroth: "Gotta let out my heart into this song..."

"Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem
[Intro]
Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones - there you go
Yeah.. yo, yo

[Eminem]
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have; I've been protested and demonstrated against
AVALANCHE attacks for my wicked crimes, look at the times
Sick as the mind of the ******** kid this's behind
all this commotion emotions run deep as reactor's explodin
Tempers flarin from slummers, just blow 'em off and keep goin
Not takin nothin from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathin
Keep kickin a** in the mornin and takin names in the evenin
Leave 'em with a taste as sourest vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now; I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you momma?
I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

[Chorus: Eminem]
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
I'm cleanin out my closet

[Eminem]
Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet
and I don't know if no one knows it
So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '73
before I became the great general that you see
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My f*****t father experimented on me, I had more then a hunch
He never cared, I wonder if he even tucked me in at night,
No I don't, on second thought I just ******** wished he would die
I look at Aeris, and I couldn't picture leavin her side
Even if I hated Hojo, I grit my teeth and I'd try
to make it work with her at least for Aeris's sake
I maybe made some mistakes
but I'm only human, but I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest s**t I did was keep that sword inside of its sheath
Cuz I'd have killed them; s**t I would have sliced Hojo and them both
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Sephiroth Show"

[Chorus]

[Eminem]
Now I would never diss my own poppa just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin
But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
witnessin your poppa poppin prescription pills in the kitchin
Bitchin that someone's always goin throuh his files and s**t's missin
Goin through public housin systems, victim of Tunnel Vision
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that sword for me Pa?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me Pa?
But guess what? You're gettin older now and it's cold when your lonely
And Cloud's growin up so quick he's gonna know that your phony
And Aeris's gettin so big now; you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her - she won't even be at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
b***h do your s**t - keep tellin yourself that you was a dad!
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish b*****d; I hope you ******** burn in hell for this s**t
Remember when Zackie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I +AM+ dead - dead to you as can be!

[Chorus] - repeat 2X

Took a few editing, but, I like how it turned out. Cept the last part...

This is my first time playing the game...not so far, but I'd like to post up. I've seen the movie, too ^_^.

Sephiroth: Hey, Cloud! My sword's bigger than yours!

Cloud: Hey, a*****e! My sword can have multiple swords in it! HA!

Sephiroth: Well, mine's 9 feet tall damnit! Beats multiples anyday!

Cloud: Well...well...I have sweet hair!

Sephiroth: Mine's longer, b***h!

Tifa *standing there watching*: Hey! Aeris! Check this out! Cloud is having his first fight with Sephiroth! Their relationship is falling apart! *Munches happily on popcorn*

Aeris: Pshaw, those wussies don't stand a chance compared to our relationship, Tifa. *Smooches Tifa on the cheek, and Tifa giggles.*

Tifa: Hey, you idiot, you spilled my popcorn!

Aeris: No, that was your fault, b***h! NEVER call me an idiot!

Tifa: You skinny a** freak...death to all! *Aeris and Tifa start to catfight.*

Cloud *Standing shoulder to shoulder with Sephiroth*: Wow, their relationship will never last. Unlike ours, Sephie poo *Kisses on the cheek*.

Sephiroth: Yeah...the crazy girls...

(I dunno if that's a good one...My first time ^-^)

Damn, you stole my lesbian jokes..... Just kidding, but I liked my lesbian jokes.... Here's one now



Cloud: "Okay, girls, the girls hot spring is over there. We'll meet you in the hotel when you're done, okay?"
Tifa: "Alright, Cloud!"
Yuffie: "Got it!"
Aeris: "Good wit me."

~After all the girls have gone into the hot spring~
Cloud: "Jhay, I don't think this is a good idea..."
Jhay: "What? It's not like we're peeking, we're just listening onto their conversations through this bamboo wall."
Cloud: "Still don't think this is a good idea..."
Jhay: "Shush, they're speaking!"


Aeris: "Wow... How did you get them so big?"
Tifa: "What?"
Aeris: "Well, you're... You know..."
Tifa: "Oh, that.... Well, they just became that way, I guess."
Yuffie: "Ah.... You two have such nice ones, mine are so small...."
Aeris: "Don't worry, I'm sure they'll become bigger."
Yuffie: "Really?"
Tifa: "Really..."
Yuffie: "Um... I know this is strange, but..."
Tifa: ""Hm?"
Yuffie: "May I, touch them, please?"
Tifa: "Sure, we're all girls here, right?"

Cloud: *starts to have a nosebleed*
Jhay: "Awesome-ness... Wait, what's that?"

Tifa: "Why are you guys listening on our conversations?"
Jhay: "Wha?" *sees they're right behind them*
Cloud: "We are so...."
Jhay: "Royally boned... It was his idea!" *points at Cait Sith*
ATY: *start beating the hell out of Cait Sith*
Cloud: "Good plan..."
Jhay: "Okay, now, if we walk away very quietly...."
ATY: "Get them!"
Jhay: "Screw you, Cloud!" *pushes him into ATY*
Cloud: "Coward!" *gets torn to pieces*

Heh, not my best, but I needed a hotspring joke

Cloud: *Walks into Sephiroth* Bump!
Sephiroth: HEY, watch where your going! mad
Cait Sith: *Walks into Cloud* Bump!
Cloud: *Didn't feel a thing* Sorry man.
Red: *Walks into and tramples over Cait* Bump!
Cait Sith: Ow!
Cloud: *Looks down* I didn't know you were here. *Pokes him*
Cait Sith: *Giggles like the Pillsburry Doughboy*
Vincent: *Totally flips out when he hears the giggling* AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!
scream *Takes his gun and wails on them* OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!! surprised
Cloud: *Pokes Cait again* rofl
Cait Sith: Quit it! xd *Giggles like the doughboy again*
Vincent: WRAGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!! scream *Crashes into a wall knocking himself unconcious*
Cloud: *Poke*
Cait: *Giggles*
Cloud: *Poke*
Cait: *Giggles*
Cloud: *Poke*
Cait: *Giggles*
Tifa: *Pokes Cait in between his legs* 4laugh
Cloud: stare
Cait Sith: 4laugh heart *Giggles like the doughboy*
Vincent: GRGHGRHR!! domokun *Twitching and drooling on the floor*
Seph: *Pokes Cloud's a***
Cloud: *Giggles and pokes Seph's nose*
Barret, Reeve, Hojo and Michael Jackson: *Skipping and singing* Oh---We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!

yes love it! but what about cait and red?

Tifa: "Well, we're all at the beach..."
Yuffie: "All alone in the dressing room..."
Aeris: *looks around* *raises arm into the air* "ORGY!"


Cloud: *listening through the wall*
Jhay: "Freakin Fluffernutters man..."