Rhoslyn Vernal
You know what's always bothered me?
Why the ******** do vampires traditionally change into bats?
If I were a vampire, I would change into a ******** swarm of mosquitoes, because I'd still be able to get blood without freaking people the ******** out, and I'd be able to just be like HERP DERP ONE MOSQUITO FLIES AWAY AND SURVIVES, ******** YOUR s**t. I was thinking of a specialized Polymorph where you can turn into something of equivalent body mass and brain mass, and usually end up as a multiple of equivalent creatures, like a swarm or flock of birds. I also thought it was kind of interesting because depending on your weight, the types of creatures could be radically different.
example: raven 1.5kg/15g, x 93 birds = 139.5kg/1395kg
so some body builder dude
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