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 Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 10:13 pm
Sephiroth: Join me cloud and togeather we shall rule all!!
Cloud: Ill never join you! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: We have air conditioning.
Cloud: eek *Shoves Aeris away and runs*
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:05 pm
Sen Akumu Pimped_Cloud Deaths Apprentice Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Cloud: Moun Cid: Tain Vincent: Dew!! Barrett: Dr. Pepper. *Sephiroth goes to court and changes his last name to Pepper. Then he goes to school to learn to be a doctor* Dr. Sephiroth Pepper: DA DOC IS IN DA HOUSE! cool Everyone: confused *Aeris is heard laughing like crazy* Aeris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DR. SEPHIROTH PEPPER, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl *Everyone watches Aeris roll off the water altar into the water* Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Cait Sith, Yuffie, Vincent, Sephiroth, Nanaki/Everyone: confused *Everyone listens to Aeris inhaling water as she laughs her A55 off and she drowns* *Billie Joe Armstrong comes in and rescues Aeris before she dies. He puts her on the floor of the water altar and does CPR* Aeris: ah-ha, ha-ha... I'm alive? Billie: How dare you let her almost drown like that! scream *Billie sticks a grenade to everyone and they blow up except for me and Cloud* Me: *shows up with my holy hand-grenade* Eat Holy Powder you Sunnuva b***h! *puts it in Bill's mout and shouts* THREE!!!!!!! Bill: *blows up* Aersi: *blows up* Cloud: *blows up* Me: *inmune to the holy hand-grenade* *revives myself and sticks a plasma grenade to ya* Me: THREE!! *Sen blows up*
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:47 pm
Vincent: *looks around* STOP! hammer time *starts to dance* da na na na, na na, na na cant touch this
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:51 pm
Sephiroth:*puts on his head phones and starts to sing* I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! WERE A HAPPY FAMILY! WITH A GREAT BIG HUG,AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU! WONT YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO!
everyone: eek
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:54 pm
Sephiroth:YOUR THE ONE WHO TOOK MY PIE!!! *points at cloud who has pie on his face*
Cloud: eek uhhhhhhhhh......want some?
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 4:58 pm
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:17 pm
Vincent: "Dude... I'm bored..."
Cloud: "I, too, am bored..."
Yuffie: "Got any ideas?"
Aeris: "We should, like, light something on fire..."
Everyone: "All right."
~hours later~
Aeris: "Dude, this was a great idea."
Barret: "What the hell! You burned down Corel, again!"
Vincent: "Yes, but it was f**kin fun."
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Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 8:24 pm
Vincent: Flowers sure are pretty
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:40 pm
Cloud: Its time for us to do battle! Your reign of terror ends now!!!!
Sephiroth: Make your move!!!!!!!
Cloud: Ha ha ha ha ha......ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
Sephirtoh: NOW WHERE YA AT WHERE YA AT WHERE YA AT WHERE YA AT
Cloud: NOW DERE YA GO DERE YA GO DERE YA GO DERE YA GO!
Sephiroth: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!
Cloud: PEANUTBUTTERJELLYPEANUTBUTTERJELLYPEANUTBUTTERJELLY
WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!
Sephiroth: hahaha good times...
Cloud: yea....* takes out hidden dagger aqnd stabs Sephiroth in heart
Sephiroth: Ugghhh....why?!?!?!
Cloud: ha ha ha ha takes off Cloud head mask
Sephiroth: HOLY SHITZZZZLE!!!!!!!!
Fake Cloud/Toasted Grilled Cheese Sandwich Guy: HAHAHA b***h!!!!!!!
My New Regime of terror begins now!!!!mwuhahahahaha!
ITS TOASTED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH TIME!
~Finito
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:50 pm
Cloud: * Walks up to Vincent* Hey watcha doin?
Vincent: Learning to be a gangsta like Barret foo!
Cloud: REALLY!? Show me your progress!
Vincent: Back off b***h!!! *Shoots Cloud in the chest*
Barret: .... Damn... Soldiers can't kill him with one shot but you can?..... 'BOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: Yea!
*Both skip off into a field of flowers*
Tifa and Aeris: Panzees
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:33 pm
Yuffie: "Hey, Vincen..."
Cloud: "Shush! Something cool's gonna happen!"
Yuffie: "What?"
Tifa: "Vincent's gonna rap."
Yuffie: "What!"
Vincent: *looks in front of a mirror* "Okay, my time is now... Abado!
"Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin now
You can't see me, my time is now!
"In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin
Plus I'm stormin on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughterin stale, competition, I got the whole block wishin
they could run with my division but they gone fishin -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' a** DOWN for the three second TAN!"
Yuffie: "Sweet, John Cena rocks!"
vincent: "Wha? Yuff, how long have you..."
Yuffie: "Ever since ABADO!"
Vincent: "Um... It's not what you think..."
Barret: "Singing songs from that Wigga artist, John Hickenbottom or something?"
Yuffie: "It's John Cena! Now, I still think your cool Vinny, I just didn't know you were into... Vinny, hello?"
Vincent: *locks himself in the closet* "Now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out..."
Jhay-R: Heh, John Cena, and now R. Kelly... God dammit...
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:52 pm
(In MGS World)
Ocelot: Hahahaha with Liquids arm I will be able to do the cool gunslinger moves that it took me years to master.
Barret: *enters out of nowhere* I dont think so ya foo!!! *takes arm and puts it on him*
Barret: Sweet, now when I rob places, theyll see my white arm, never suspecting Im actually blac....What the F***!!!!! Ugghhhhh! My brain! It feels like its gonna explode!!!! I need Tylenol!!!! extra strength if you have any...Ughhh!!!!
Ocelot: Oh SHIZOT!!!
Barret: MWUHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ocelot: OMG wait a minute...are you Shaq? sweet can I like have your autograph or something?
Liquid-Barret: Hahahahaha, now that I have returned in this new body...oh, wait a minute...*checks his junk*...Yes!!!! uhh, anyways, now that I have returned, I will get my revenge on Snake!!!! Mwuhahahahahaha, what the?
Jessica Simpson walks up to Barret and licks him
Jess: So, what is he? Is he liquid, or is he ice?
Ashlee: Hes liquid ice you dumb bitch1
Jess: Dont be jealous that your younger and stupider then me!
Ashlee: No Im the smartestest around!!!!
Barret:..................................................Oh f*** this, even hell wasnt as bad as this....*click* place explodes
~finito
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:52 pm
Cloud n Barrett: *singing* "Ebony and Ivory!"
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:50 pm
Cloud: And he comes in there and he was like
Vincent: Hey! Who are you?!
Cloud: And I was like, Look Chicken, I'm Rick James!
Cloud: And I smacked him!
*Vincent goes flying out the window*
Cloud: Haha...ha...hahaha.....ha
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:00 pm
Sephiroth: i love all of you we should all be friends and put this sensless fighting behind us *tryes to kiss and hug everyone*
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