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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:55 pm
POUND POUND POUND YE PUSHY PUSH POUND POUND POUND
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:03 pm
"Who dares awaken the Planet Smasher?!"
"It is I, Ziltoid the Omniscient!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:06 pm
This body,
this body holding me:
Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
this body.
This body holding me:
feeling eternal
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All this pain is an illusion...
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:28 pm
"You're all the same the lot of you. With your long hair and f*****t clothes. Drugs, sex, every sort of filth. And you hate the police, don't you?"
"You make it easy" *BADASS RIFF*
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:17 am
war starter what song was that...?
your just another little f*****t with a problem ******** around trying to "solve them"
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:41 am
xThexExecutionerx war starter what song was that...? your just another little f*****t with a problem ******** around trying to "solve them" Electric Wizard - Wizard in Black "When you get into one of these groups there's only a couple ways to get out of them. One is death the other is mental institutions." *Badass Riff*
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:51 pm
and im crazy (crazy) crazy in a crazy world!!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:19 pm
8=================D
dear p***s i dont think i like you anymore
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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:15 pm
I creep by moonlight
I hide when the sun starts to rise
I sleep with the dead things
I have holes instead of eyes
I have no heartbeat
No blood rushing through my veins
No nervous system
No impulses feeding my brain
I have no feelings
No remorse for stealing your child
You shouldn't have let her
Go wandering out in the wild
You've heard the legends
You know that I live out there
But in this modern world
It's foolish to believe in such a scare
I'm a zombie
my skin is now peeling away
I'm a zombie
my insides have died
And turned grey
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:42 am
i sleep all day and hunt at night i feel so alive
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:10 pm
some of those that run forces are the same that burn crosses
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:42 pm
"Hellalujah"
"Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me,
Give God the first portion of your income. Give it first!
Not after deducts, not after the social security, and the
hospitilization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these
things on your check you say, I'm gonna give God a little what's
left. You do, and that's what you gonna get from God."
[Violent J]
Who am I? I'm not the Devil
I can take you to my level
Above the rocks, above the earth
Tell me what your soul is worth
How much money do you make?
How much will you let me take?
I will give you tranquilty
Just send your wealth and checks to me
Life is going to expire
And your soul will burn in fire
You will perish in the thunder
Unless you call my hotline number
God has asked you to make me rich
Me and my fat-whack gaudy b***h
On your T.V.'s late at night
Send those checks and I'll guide you to the light
"Don't put away your wallets just yet, brothers and sisters. There's
somebody here I'd like all of you to meet. This is little Jonathan.
Jonathan, say hello to the lovely people, (hello). Jonathan has
problems. Twisted neck, tangled legs, crooked spine, but we can heal
this boy. For just, uh, six thousand dollars, we can heal this boy!"
[Violent J]
God had called me and then stopped by
And he told me you're gonna die
Unless you buy my holy water
Check, cash, or a money order
This is true, don't question me
I'll even send you s**t for free
It's only ten bucks for the call
And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all
Put your lips up to the screen
Close your eyelids and intervene
Your lips to mine, now send the cash
And while you're there, you can kiss my a**
Take your paycheck and send me half
And I'll send you God's autograph
I'll get Allah's and Buddha's too
Even Zeus, I don't give a ******** who
Just send me that money
"Would you like to healed, little Jonathan? (yes, reverand).
You see brothers and sisters, this...(beep-beep beep-beep)
Excuse me. I told you never to page me on a sermon day. Yes?
Uh-huh. Hallalujah. Outty. People, that was the lord, today only,
he will heal this boy, for just five thousand dollars!"
Pass the collection plate (show-show me how you give)
Pass the collection plate (g-give-give, how to live)
Pass the collection plate (show-show-show me how you give)
Pass the collection plate (show me how you give, I'll tell you how to live)
[Violent J]
Your total's twenty-two eleven
For your set of keys to heaven
Make the checks out in my name
Me or God, it's all the same
Bring your crippled a** to me
Pay my usher the holy fee
I'll bless your legs and bless your chair
Then wheel your b***h-a** outta here
Now a special ceremony
This part don't cost any money
Drip a drop of blessed water
Now I fertalize your daughter
Even though I ******** a hooker
Took your baby girl and shook her
You still buy everything I sell
And I'm living well
See you in Hell!
"Four-thousand, eight-hundred, nine-hundred, five thousand
Hallalujah, you did it brothers and sisters. Are you ready, Jonathan?
(yes, reverand) Lord Almighty, we've met your price, give me the
healing power, I can feel it, Lord! Roomy loomy lama noma noomy!
This boy is healed. (really?) Now to the naked eye, it would appear
that this boy has not been healed, but I can assure you, this boy's
spirit has been healed. Inside this tangled, mangled frame is a healed
little boy. His spirit is healed, Hallalujah!"
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:43 am
wine is fine but whiskey is quicker
suicide is slow with liquor
take a bottle, drown your sorrows
and it floods away tomorrow
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