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 Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:26 pm
Misfile's cute, I didn't know you read it.
"I wonder what would happen if you tried to put liquid nitrogen in the freezer... Would it go all solid?"
"I love how we're debating the fate of an entire nation, and you're thinking about stupid s**t like that."
Justin and Paul, respectively.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:06 pm
I LOVE it. ^^
Movie theater screen: FROM THE MAKERS OF EPIC MOVIE comes....
Sylvia, character of gamer comic: Honestly! Can't these people be any more original?
Screen: GAMER COMIC
Sylvia: *shrinks*
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:10 pm
Mrs. Gross: Remy, grab that bag of babies would ya?
Me: eek Do you realize how morbid that sounded...
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Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 8:41 am
Laura: Did you finish your project? Candi: No...I don't really care about grades anymore. Laura: ...yes you do. Candi: *panicks* YES I DO!~ Candi
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:08 pm
"Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead." -- some song that came with some weird commercial on some weird channel at a very weird time of night.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:08 pm
The follow is an event that took place between Jessica and I and some of the Junior Powder Puff girls..
Jess: Look! Fresh meat! *starts growling*
Me: Down, love, down... save it for the game.
Junior Girl: wtf.. freaks.
*I walk up and put my arm around her should and lace my fingers through her hair getting really closer to her*
Me: My love, that was not very nice to say.. no no no... Would you like to apologize? Or maybe... you could make it up to me.
I winked and gave her like a really sexual face.. and the all flipped out and ran off. It was amazing.
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:46 pm
CREEPY!!!
"Well it's on my mind, I met her back in time and then I
Think of all the songs we used to play and then I
Think of you and it's all right, I think of you and it's all right...
It's the sort of thing that makes me lose my mind
And it's the flash-flashy eyes that make it worthwhile
And every time when we, we get together we just fall in love again...."
~Unknown song :/
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Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:48 pm
HA! Tak, that was brilliant. I can totally see that.
Chris: HA! I love that. All I have to do to whip your a** at Smash Bros. is to take off my shirt!
Me: Basta! That's cheating!
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Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:21 pm
Funny thing is... she is their QB. So when I am on Defense.. I am a center. I am so going to like.. Wink at her and air kiss her. She won't stand a chance.
Jess: I feel like someone has been gnawing at my neck.
Matt, Jacob, and Me: sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
Jess: Don't lie! I know you all are guilty!
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:31 pm
Ehehe.
"I won't marry without affection, like you did!"
"And I have to dig my own damn potatoes!" -- Becoming Jane
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:19 pm
"I'm in a fight against the world and I am winning."
- Runaway by Avril Lavigne
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:02 pm
Boy: We can pursue happiness!
Girl: True.
Boy: ...That elusive b*****d!
~Bellen
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:24 pm
"Three cheers for Eve." -- Ingrid Magnussen.
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:03 pm
Guy 1: Hey, do we want to steal this crazy-looking bike? Guy 2: Dude, if I wanted something ugly to ride, I'd've stolen your mom. ~ Eve: What's the difference between a grocery clerk and a stripper? Hanna: Tips Dude: Permission to drink Chick: A decent manicure Will: THe stripper can do math in her head. Both from Octopus Pie.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:44 pm
"His poet's lady, his silver lily."
annnndddd
"A day hot and so smoggy you needed a snorkel."
Both from Paint it Black by Janet Fitch
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