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*smiles with her perfect teeth* whitening of course....you can't have less than perfectly white teeth when you're a clown wearing full white! eek I didn't have super white teeth once, and I was comissioned for a gig wearing full white with a red uniform, and my teeth, which looked white by themselves, turned out to look like orange! *horrified* I scared all the little children!

Am. I've been a professional clown since I was 15. For charaties and such...my mom is my manager, and she also makes my uniforms. Right now, I ahve 3 that fit, a one piece with red solid on one side, and candy on the other side, and 2 uniforms that are 2 pieces, with a shirt and pants combo. One is for the 4th of july parade I attend, and the other has hearts on it. I wear a blue wig that is extreemly uncomfortable with all of my uniforms, and I chose a different bandana to go on top of the wig for each uniform. ^.^

Why, does this suprise you?

*smiles* You want a list? Yes, there are always children who are afraid of clowns (all of my closest friends and my father, to begin wtih!) and with those kids, you just have to stand back and let them decide if they want to come say hi or not.....But sometimes ppl take their fear a bit too far....in some places, they've assinned my a body gaurd because there have been shootings and they were afraid I would be a target at that particular festival....thankfully, there wasn't any problems, and my bodygaurd just got really board and a lot of baloon animals. ^.^

*laughs* Naw...it was in the south side of Milwaulkee. ^.^

^.^ No...I don't live in milwaulkee.....I'm used to comuteing, and my mom knows ppl all over the state. ^.^ I live almost in the direct center of the state, on a wonderful wooded hill. *loves her forest with all her heart*

*nodds* I live in the forest, on a hill, in farming country...And I wouldn't live anywere else. ^.^ If I ever get a really good paying job, I'm going to help my parents pay it off, so that no matter where I go in this world, I 'll always have a place to come back to. *is stabbed through the heart as she thinks of a world where she can't go barefoot in her forest anymore.... eek * I know that forest like it was my own body....I actually get sick if I'm in the city for too long.

Ya....I've clocked myself at 3 days of no plants no animals, and then I get run down, sick to my stomach, my hair actually looses it's shine, and I get some major depression. I get all pail and weak...it's not fun at all! eek Lots of ppl think I"m some sort of forest sprite. ^.^

Even before I moved to my forest, I lived in a town...but my grandparents had 2 houses and owned a whole block, so we rented from them, and on this whole block in the middle of this suburban area, I had the whole thing. Then, behind my house, there was this huge school with an awsome playground, and behind that, there was this wonderful forest with all these trails going through it...so I really dont' know how to -live- outside of the woods! Ppl....I can't deal with croweds...I'd much rather sit on a rock and gaze at the little forest creatures skittering by and finding food, or climb a tree and watch the hawks teach their babys how to fly....*sighs* It's so cold out lately I've been stuck indoors....*sniffles* ANd I really want to make a snowman!