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 Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:43 pm
In the spirit of Thanksgiving....
Wolfie says (10:39 PM):
D< Get in the crotch and shaddup.
Wolfie says (10:39 PM):
and I hope you got a male turkey. >o
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - Harakiri express. says (10:39 PM):
It's a butterball.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - Harakiri express. says (10:39 PM):
It doesn't matter.
Wolfie says (10:39 PM):
-grumbles- It's all balls.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - Harakiri express. says (10:39 PM):
Also, male turkey are pretty much the requirement.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - Harakiri express. says (10:39 PM):
Because Thanksgiving tiem is usually when the chicks are being born.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - Harakiri express. says (10:39 PM):
'Nuff said.
Wolfie says (10:40 PM):
"Mommy, where'd daddy go?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:55 pm
funniest part of that? This is a British owned guild XP
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:17 pm
Wolfie says (7:11 PM):
For a moment, I don't even know why... but I just imagined those three Deseer boys in a Bath and Body works.
Rosie says (7:11 PM):
Which three? xDD
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
>>; Any of them. But specifically?
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
Corbin. Dagoth. Iden.
Rosie says (7:12 PM):
rofl.
Rosie says (7:12 PM):
Just think of them in Victoria Secret!
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
...
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
I think Iden would be trying his hardest to not look like an idiot.
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
I see a very kiddish-looking Corbin running around with Underwear on his head.
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
actually. That would be dagoth.
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
I see corbin as impersinating a sales clerk to take Bra measurements.
Rosie says (7:13 PM):
Corbin'd be humping the dummies.
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
"Alright take your shirt off" -blinks- ...put it back on. Please.
Wolfie says (7:14 PM):
"You. off with it." -grabby grabby- >> Hm... Good enough for me.
What about the measu- YEAAAAHG!
-picks up, slings over shoulder, and walks out with-
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:55 pm
Wolfie says (5:50 PM):
I give inanimate objects humanity.
Wolfie says (5:50 PM):
...PERSONIFICATION WOMAN!
Rosie/Bella says (5:51 PM):
>>
Rosie/Bella says (5:51 PM):
Give it to condoms then? XD
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
...I need hotwings and mo-
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
HELL NO
[Scorpion-] says (5:51 PM):
Living condoms.
[Scorpion-] says (5:51 PM):
Scary.
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
D< do you know how how ******** SCARY that'd be?
Rosie/Bella says (5:51 PM):
You could get some really small ones and do finger puppets? XD
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
Protected sex would become really scary.
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
...
Wolfie says (5:51 PM):
-facepalm-
Wolfie says (5:52 PM):
You're not allowed to think anymore.
[Scorpion-] says (5:52 PM):
We'd just have to raid Iden's condom stash then..
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:25 pm
Wolfie says (10:18 PM):
Hm. I just realized this
Wolfie says (10:18 PM):
D= All my friends on Gaia are weird in some way.
Rosie/Bella says (10:18 PM):
>>
Rosie/Bella says (10:18 PM):
How?
Wolfie says (10:19 PM):
>> Flamefox is... pervertedly harassing stalker creepy man.
Ashen is.. >>; well, stabby stabby rant man.
Roan is.. X_x roan.
You're XD You.
Jer is erwahrwuoahgvawhgva;iuhwaehfo man.
Rosie/Bella says (10:21 PM):
Corb and Iden.
Wolfie says (10:22 PM):
Corbin is... ._. the creepy sales clerk at Victoria's secret that really isn't a sales clerk.
Wolfie says (10:22 PM):
Iden is mannekin humping man.
Wolfie says (10:22 PM):
with big gun thing.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:37 pm
[Scorpion-] says (10:25 PM):
I am a condom ._. I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BORN THIS WAY.
Wolfie says (10:25 PM):
...HAHAHA
Wolfie says (10:25 PM):
Yes you did
[Scorpion-] says (10:25 PM):
NUH-UH.
[Scorpion-] says (10:26 PM):
MY MOM QUEEFED OUT A CONDOM AND THAT WAS ME.
[Scorpion-] says (10:26 PM):
SHUT UP.
[Scorpion-] says (10:26 PM):
...OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES.
Rosie/Bella says (10:26 PM):
XDDD
[Scorpion-] says (10:26 PM):
-goes to put a bullet in his temples-
Wolfie says (10:27 PM):
XDDD
Rosie/Bella says (10:28 PM):
ANd looking for that anti-matter gun. <<
Rosie/Bella says (10:29 PM):
What's scary? Once you read it... Corbin has a handheld version. x.x
Wolfie says (10:29 PM):
>>; handhel- ...
Wolfie says (10:29 PM):
are we talking about his d**k?
Wolfie says (10:29 PM):
because I'd like to know where that came from, if so.
Rosie/Bella says (10:30 PM):
XDD
[Scorpion-] says (10:30 PM):
My c**k is much bigger than yours? My c**k can walk right through the door?
Rosie/Bella says (10:30 PM):
He broke it off and grew another.
Rosie/Bella says (10:30 PM):
Wolf. The gun goes between 2,500 meters to 7,500meters. >>;
[Scorpion-] says (10:30 PM):
Just like Corbin's c**k.
Rosie/Bella says (10:31 PM):
XDDD
Wolfie says (10:31 PM):
yeah. no.
Wolfie says (10:31 PM):
You ARE the one who said your mother queefed out you. You are a condom
Wolfie says (10:31 PM):
An oversized condom that no one wants or has a need for.
Wolfie says (10:32 PM):
I think I made Ty cry.
[Scorpion-] says (10:33 PM):
Nah, was talking to Ashen
[Scorpion-] says (10:33 PM):
Explaining how my birth happened.
Wolfie says (10:33 PM):
oh, oh... guess not.
Wolfie says (10:33 PM):
._.
Wolfie says (10:33 PM):
do tell
[Scorpion-] says (10:33 PM):
Well
[Scorpion-] says (10:33 PM):
You see
[Scorpion-] says (10:33 PM):
One day my mom and dad were ********. And my dad's used condom got stuck up her c**t.
[Scorpion-] says (10:34 PM):
It grew inside her. With a little semen and a little egg, and became a baby.
[Scorpion-] says (10:34 PM):
Then as Ashen so aptly put it
Wolfie says (10:34 PM):
... >>
[Scorpion-] says (10:34 PM):
'Fart, Splat, then Wahhhh'
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:18 pm
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:53 PM):
Rosie would be impressed with the castle library.
Rosie/Bella says (6:53 PM):
How big?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:53 PM):
Or, at least, she WILL be.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:53 PM):
Once Loke gets ahold of his throne.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:53 PM):
>_>
Rosie/Bella says (6:53 PM):
xD
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:53 PM):
Not necessarily big.
Rosie/Bella says (6:53 PM):
What it holds?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:54 PM):
Yeah.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:54 PM):
REALLY varied.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:54 PM):
Everything from "How to" books to bringing back the dead.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:54 PM):
Which, in itself, could be a How To book.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (6:54 PM):
"Necromancy For Dummies!"
Wolfie says (9:12 PM):
...
Wolfie says (9:12 PM):
-facepalm-
Wolfie says (9:12 PM):
BAD JER! -newspaper smack-
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:12 PM):
The sad part?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:12 PM):
I bet that's an actual title.
Wolfie says (9:12 PM):
God. You stay away from Roan's grave when you die. >O
Wolfie says (9:13 PM):
I do NOT want to hear about an actual DeSeer Clan walking the earth.
Rosie/Bella says (9:13 PM):
XDD
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:13 PM):
XD
Wolfie says (9:13 PM):
>< -shivers- The thought of Corbin just skipping about, dead flesh flying off of him as he's riddled with bullets and not even BOTHERED makes me twithc
Wolfie says (9:13 PM):
what horrifies me is what he'd do with that kind of invincibility.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:13 PM):
>>
Wolfie says (9:14 PM):
PANTY RAID
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:14 PM):
XD
Wolfie says (9:14 PM):
>D -steals them directly off the girls-
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:22 pm
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:15 PM):
Phew.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:15 PM):
Dummies.com
Search Results
There were zero matches for "Necromancy".
Rosie/Bella says (9:15 PM):
XDD
Wolfie says (9:15 PM):
XD
Wolfie says (9:15 PM):
you actually...
Wolfie says (9:15 PM):
ROFLMAO
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:15 PM):
Yes.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:15 PM):
I did
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
Because I didn't want to be in Books-A-Million in a week and see it.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
And go "...wtf.... *BUYBUYBUY*"
Rosie/Bella says (9:16 PM):
XDDD
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
I'd bring back retarded s**t.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
Like catepillars.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
And poop.
Rosie/Bella says (9:16 PM):
x.x
Wolfie says (9:16 PM):
LMAO
Wolfie says (9:16 PM):
xD
Wolfie says (9:16 PM):
Please.
Wolfie says (9:16 PM):
Kill George Bush
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
...
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
*snickers*
Wolfie says (9:16 PM):
D= bring back Nixon.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:16 PM):
I searched for death.
Wolfie says (9:17 PM):
...
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:17 PM):
And got this as a result:
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:17 PM):
John Paul II For Dummies by Rev. John Trigilio, Jr., PhD, Rev. Kenneth Brighenti, PhD, Rev. Jonathan Toborowsky, MA, Rev. Monsignor James Cafone, STD, Paper, 2006, $19.99
Wolfie says (9:17 PM):
there is NOT a murder book
Wolfie says (9:17 PM):
-...
Wolfie says (9:17 PM):
wow. real subtle, aren't they?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:17 PM):
Wait!
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:17 PM):
It gets better.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:17 PM):
How to Cook Everything: Holiday Cooking by Mark Bittman, Alan Witschonke, Paper, 2003, $14.95
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:18 PM):
There's two parts.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:18 PM):
...
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:18 PM):
XD!!!!!
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. - REALITY_X says (9:18 PM):
Religion For Dummies by Rabbi Marc Gellman, Monsignor Thomas Hartman, Paper, 2002, $21.99
Wolfie says (9:18 PM):
...
Wolfie says (9:18 PM):
Oh my god.
Wolfie says (9:18 ******** says (9:18 PM):
how many have sold, I wonder to myself?
Wolfie says (9:19 PM):
because if I find out over a million.
Wolfie says (9:19 PM):
I'm taking the knife from my car, and you two will never see me again.
Rosie/Bella says (9:19 PM):
XDD
Wolfie says (9:19 PM):
WHAT THE HELL is society coming to that-
Rosie/Bella says (9:19 PM):
Wolf should read my timeline.
Wolfie says (9:19 PM):
...I bet my virginity George W. Bush has that book though.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:09 am
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:04 AM):
Some reason Ty thought you were in the military before. >>;
.:][Tricky Beans™][:. - Angel forever, angel of fire. says (10:04 AM):
lolwut
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:05 AM):
Talking to a friend on YIM, and he was wanting to be a cop now. And I was talking to Ty, too. So I was like, how come knowing he was in the military and stationed in Iraq or near there before, worry me less then the thought of him being a cop. So he replied, who Jer?
.:][Tricky Beans™][:. - Angel forever, angel of fire. says (10:06 AM):
XD!
.:][Tricky Beans™][:. - Angel forever, angel of fire. says (10:06 AM):
Yes.
.:][Tricky Beans™][:. - Angel forever, angel of fire. says (10:06 AM):
That's what this country needs.
.:][Tricky Beans™][:. - Angel forever, angel of fire. says (10:06 AM):
An army of Jer's.
Enslaved Lady Rose says (10:06 AM):
Oh god. x.x;;;
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:44 pm
Wolfie says (9:40 PM):
okay... if the point of a Pay Day is not to make a candy bar healthy, I don't know what the hell they came up with it for.
Wolfie says (9:40 PM):
other than maybe a way to kill those allergic to peanuts.
[Scorpion-] says (9:40 PM):
-falls over laughing-
Enslaved Lady Rose says (9:40 PM):
XDDD
[Scorpion-] says (9:41 PM):
Death by Pay Day.
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:01 pm
Lokapele Wolfie says (10:18 PM):
Hm. I just realized this
Wolfie says (10:18 PM):
D= All my friends on Gaia are weird in some way.
Rosie/Bella says (10:18 PM):
>>
Rosie/Bella says (10:18 PM):
How?
Wolfie says (10:19 PM):
>> Flamefox is... pervertedly harassing stalker creepy man.
Ashen is.. >>; well, stabby stabby rant man.
Roan is.. X_x roan.
You're XD You.
Jer is erwahrwuoahgvawhgva;iuhwaehfo man.
Rosie/Bella says (10:21 PM):
Corb and Iden.
Wolfie says (10:22 PM):
Corbin is... ._. the creepy sales clerk at Victoria's secret that really isn't a sales clerk.
Wolfie says (10:22 PM):
Iden is mannekin humping man.
Wolfie says (10:22 PM):
with big gun thing.
Nonono...
Flameh = Ex-Hubby / Pillow / Creepy Stalkerish Boi
AshyPoo = Snuggleh Zombeh Hunter with Chainsaw and a Bad Temper
Roaneh = Nightmare Mama
Jer = WikiBoi... Boi with vast knowledge of... Random.
Rosie = Lil Rose, sister, friend, enemy, girl with cute lil Kat.
Corb = That guy who works like I do. ...and flirts... and is old. ;D
Iden = That scary guy I have a vendetta against... I totally win though.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:38 am
[Scorpion-] says (10:28 AM):
...Did I just see Sephiroth and Inuyasha skipping through a mall in Iden's sig?
.:][EinherJer™][:. says (10:34 AM):
HAHAHAH 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS EVERYWHERE JUST FELT THEIR HEARTS SINKING INTO THEIR STOMACHS.
.:][EinherJer™][:. says (10:34 AM):
I KNEW THEY WERE GAY.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:10 pm
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:06 PM):
Roan: A red coloured horse
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:06 PM):
Among other things
Wyre - NO IDEN! NO POKING THE FACEHUGGERS! says (6:06 PM):
i dont know any horse people
Wyre - NO IDEN! NO POKING THE FACEHUGGERS! says (6:06 PM):
XP
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:06 PM):
it essentially means red/maroon
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:07 PM):
Roan's name translates to the Red Seer
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
...it suddenly makes sense
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
...a lot of sense.
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
THE PERIOD COMES!
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:07 PM):
Can Bella sit in on this!
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:07 PM):
>>
<<
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:07 PM):
lmao
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
-rolls about-
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:07 PM):
Roan DOES have constant PMs...
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:07 PM):
XDDD
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
...
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
XDDD
Wolfie says (6:07 PM):
can I call you Aunt Flow?
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:07 PM):
Or would Ice--
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:07 PM):
lmao.
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:07 PM):
Ohgod
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:08 PM):
and if you read the books, Cainite physiology doesnt allow for any fluid other than blodo in ANY part of the body..
Enslaved Lady Rose says (6:08 PM):
*Chokes on her ceral bar.*
Wolfie says (6:08 PM):
ROFLMAO XDDDD
.: Roan DeSeer :. says (6:08 PM):
I s**t you not XD
Wolfie says (6:08 PM):
God, suddenly it all makes sense.
Wolfie says (6:08 PM):
A lot of ******** sense.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:24 pm
.: Roan DeSeer :. says: Hell has frozen over. Satan is skating to work. .: Dagoth DeSeer :. Techno Monkey owns your face. says: I AWOKE THE ROAN! .: Roan DeSeer :. says: Im about to do something unbelieable .: Dagoth DeSeer :. Techno Monkey owns your face. says: What? .:][EinherJer™][:. - Now 30% more diabolical. says: >_> .:][EinherJer™][:. - Now 30% more diabolical. says: Show us your p***s? .: Dagoth DeSeer :. Techno Monkey owns your face. says: LMAO .:][EinherJer™][:. - Now 30% more diabolical. says: I KNOW IT'S THERE. YOU'VE RAPED US BEFORE. Enslaved Lady Rose says: o.o Enslaved Lady Rose says: Be nice? Μēîòş΄ Шŕăŧħ - ^^ says: ................
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:27 pm
.: Dagoth DeSeer :. Techno Monkey owns your face. says:
SEX DOES NOT COUNT AS A MEAL
.:][EinherJer™][:. - Now 30% more diabolical. says:
N-no! NO! DON'T PUT IN-- (omg) OH MY GOD
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