Xemnas...where the hell are we?-

This place reeks of dead fish...-

Dear Heavens it smells much worse than dead fish. It's more like Larxene's hair gel mixed with a dead baby...-


-It does not! It smells more like Riku's feet have grown a new deadly fungus or something.
Hey, they only do that on Sundays. Besides, I think it smells like someone forgot to bathe for ten years...-


-Sora...did you-
I took a bath before I got here..-


-I think I'm going to go and pass out over there...
......Um....-

This happens to be my mother's house...-

...Why do I feel turned on by that?-

Let's break out the beer and celebrate then!-

You want to celebrate in a place that smells like sewage?-


-Of course! We do it all the time.

-Once you get really hammered it doesn't seem to bother the senses that much, Riku!
Could we...stop saying my mom's house smells bad? She's a very sensitive person...-

So is Zexion and look at him!-


-Oh dear god....I'm seeing the light...
Hell yes baby you see that light!!!-


-I think...I just died a little on the inside...