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 Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:30 pm
" I know you can't possibly kill this ninja. He's near immortal, just like me. He can even survive decapitation."
(I know, I know, there is absolutly no way Kiba could know all this)
" I tire of you. I'm leaving and I'll prove to you that this guy isn't one to be messed with. After all he did replace me in Akatsuki when I left."
( It actually never said if Hidan was the one who replaced Orochimaru, it just makes the most sense from what I gather)
'Orochimaru' left the room dragging 'Tayuya' with him. When they were in the hall Kiba pulled Shikamaru into a closet and closed the door.
" Oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t ******** am I getting myself into. I don't want to fight Hidan of Akatsuki. Shikamaru, you know his weeknesses. You gotta help me."
" What!? You mean he actually is out there?"
" I just saw him."
Shikamaru kicked the closet door off the hinges and yelled " HIDAN YOU SENSEI KILLING b*****d. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONE AND FOR ALL THIS TIME."
And with that he went off in search of his sensei's murderer.
" This...is bad..." mumbled Kiba.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:03 am
'Kakashi' chuckled as he heard Shikamaru's yell. "Okay! Haku-san you can help cut up the vegetables if you like." Sasuke returned to the kitchen laughing under his breath. "Iru-chan did you hear that? I think Shikamaru-chan found our 'Hidan' from the Akatsuki...wanna go watch with me? I'll leave a clone to cook the stirfry." Somehow, Lee getting his butt kicked seemed very amusing to the Uchiha.
(I think he begrudges Lee for kicking his butt right before the Chunin exams...Uchiha pride, ya know?)
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:17 pm
" YOU KILLED MY SENSEI!!!" Yelled Shikamaru as he finally caught up with 'Hidan'
Lee was confused and said " What are you talking about. You're sensei is right there!" he said pointing at 'Orochimaru'. He then noticed a black line moving quickly across the floor and he recognized it imidiatley as Kagemane.
He high tailed it out of the hall and into the kitchen where he saw 'Kakashi' and 'Iruka'.
" KAKASHI SENSEI!!! IRUKA SENSEI!!!!!!! HIDE ME!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he ran and hid behind Kakashi. " Some weird lady who stole Shikamaru's jutsu is after me. If she catches me with it I won't be able to fight and Orochimaru is out there trying to rape me...I wish Gai-Sensei was here."
Shikamaru then entered the kitched and said " Oh, Senseis. Have either of you seen a murderous ******** from Akatsuki walk by here?"
(note the Sasuke and Naruto don't know Shikamaru is dressed up)
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:09 pm
"Iruka" stared blankly at "Tayuya", and then slowly turned his head to look at "Hidan", which he knew was Lee. Turning his head back and fourth between the two of them, he tried to think of what to do, cluelessness reigning over him. He looked over to Sasuke. "Eh... Kakashi-kun...?" He asked, wondering if the other boy knew what to do.
The moment "Hidan" began cowering behind "Kakashi" and "Iruka", Haku knew something was up. And since when did one of the Sound spacifically go after one of the Akatsuki alone? Or even... Since when did the Akatsuki run from an enemy when unnecissary? Even though he had planned to help cook, he decided to sit back and watch the show, deturmined to figure out the outcome of what was happening.
"Will you freaks keep it down?!" Kankuro shouted from the couch, very annoyed by the racket, and not exactly caring about what was going on. He was about to reach for the remote to turn the volume up on My Chemical Romance's 'Welcome to the Black Parade', when he noticed Haku had snagged it already and turned the volume down. Annoyed, but a bit uneasy, and not wanting to make Haku mad, he crossed his arms and glared at the television, intent on ignoring everyone.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:23 pm
Sasuke winked at Naruto discreetly before yelling at 'Hidan'. "Why are you hiding behind me?! You killed Asuma-san!!" 'Kakashi' had a look of rage and resentment. 'Hehe...this is great...' Sasuke stuck to character as whipped around and raised his fists in a fightning position.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:17 pm
' I better get dressed as someone else before I get in any more trouble' thought Kiba as he silently made his way back to the dressing room without being noticed. On his way there he found some rectangular black things in the hall. He picked them up and realizing what they were found an outfit in the dressing room that woud go perfectly with them.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:25 pm
Lee looked up at 'Kakashi' with a how could you sort of stare. At that moment he knew he had to confess even with the risk of being raped by Orochimaru.
" I'm not really Hidan." he said " Look, It's me, Rock Lee." He said and took off his cloak, leaving him standing there in his black skimpy briefs. He then tried to take off the wig but for some reason it wouldn't come off and then he realized the most awful truth of all ' oh no.....I dropped my eyebrows...'
" Um...seriously I'm Lee. I dropped my brows..and..." he realized everyone was looking at him like he was just Hidan of Akatsuki stanking in the middle of the kitchen in his underware and then something that caused him the greatest horror yet. HE walked in the room.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:28 pm
Kiba (who was now dressed as Lee) walked into the kitchen and said " Hi everyone. I'm Rock Lee the beautiful green beast of Konoha. I surpass genius with hard work. I love hard work, my eyebrows, and Gai-Sensei. Did I mention that Neji is an a*****e? And if he's not an a*****e then I'll do pushups until my arms explode!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:01 pm
((uh oh, poor Lee!))
Zaku wandered into the living room and noticed that's where everyone seemed to be gathering. Or in the attached kitchen where a very screwed up scene was taking place. Am I the only sound-nin here?
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:16 pm
" He's not Lee. I'm Lee." said Lee as he pointed at himself (Kiba).
" You speak nonsense. You're Hidan of Akatsuki...because you look like him and I look like Lee."
" You could be using henge no jutsu...ha That's it. I can't use henge. I'll beat you up until the justu wears off then It'll prove once and for all that I am the true green beast of Konoha!!!"
" You can't because you're Hidan and I'm faster than you."
" Shut the f*** up you f****** S***head." 'oh my god I did not just say that' he thought as he covered his mouth with his hands.
Lee never swore. Something was seriously wrong. Something about looking like Hidan was making him act like Hidan.
'is this some type of personality affecting jutsu...could it be....my eyebrows held my personality genes?'
Whatever the reason, as the real Hidan would say ' That f***** is in some deep S***'
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:59 am
'Kakashi' sneaked from the scene, leaning against the wall nearby. 'This is very interesting...' he thought. There was amusement in his eyes as he heard Lee curse. 'I'll stop it if it gets to extreme for Lee. Bu who's the one dresssed up as Lee?' Sasuke shrugged, not caring on bit. 'Kakashi' motioned for the fake Iruka to come over to him.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:17 am
' Something only I would know....what's something only I would know that they know only I would know....Oh, where's Shikamaru and Kiba? They could vouch for me...only Shikamaru would know exactly how I made love to him...And Naruto and Kiba saw us...where is Naruto? WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!'
" Allright fake Lee. What tv show did I want to watch earlier?" said 'Hidan'
" I didn't specify a show, I only said I wanted to watch the Kung Fu channel." said 'Lee'
" S***, No I mean F***...I mean...ahhhhh DAMMIT crying "
" Allright Hidan. Enough is enough. You're going to die and that's the end of it." said 'Tayuya'
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:50 pm
'Iruka' appered to be the only one watching 'Kakashi' sneak off. Naruto blinked a bit, his head practically spinning as he tried keeping up with everything. When 'Kakashi' motioned for him to join him, he was actually rather relieved. Carefully slipping away to stand next to 'Kakashi', he heard his name and almost turned his head in reaction, then managed to remember who he was dressed up as.
"Exactly how many people are here...?" He asked, partially to himself, trying to figure it all out, as he leaned against the wall next to 'Kakashi'.
A smile found its way to Haku's lips. He'd begun figuring it out, and the whole thing... was helarious. Soon, the Femmenim boy began laughing, not caring if anyone stared at him. Nobody seemed to see what he saw, as they were already too busy arguing amungst themselves, and that amused him.
Kankuro turned his head to stare at Haku as he laughed, and then looked around the room for a moment. "That's it... I'm outta here." He grunted, standing and heading for the hallway to the rooms. "I dont know what the hell is going on here, but all it looks like to me is a nuthouse without the straight-jackets!" He grumbled to himself.
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:21 pm
"Seven...maybe eight..." Sasuke whispered over to Naruto. 'Kakashi's' arm snaked around 'Iruka's' waist pulling him closer. "Shall we go back to the stirfry or continue to watch hm?" Sasuke whispered over to Naruto. His stomach gave a quiet mumble of impatient-ness. Sasuke sweatdropped, "Ehehe..."
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:29 pm
'Iruka' looked up at 'Kakashi' with a weak smile, as his stomach growled as well, as if in response to ther others'. "We should, but... concidering their argument is taking up practically the entirety of the kitchen.. and our Vegitable-cutter appears to be having a laughing fit... We might not be able to until they're all done..." Naruto snuggled into Sasuke's hold, resting his head on the others' shoulder.
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