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 Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:43 am
*catches head* My dear wife! They never knew you! cry
*hides head and kicks Kasumi into the air* Why did you bring HIM into this? You know who I am talking about, Kasumi!
Why that famous guy, he couldn't predict if this one lady and that other lady is your mother!? gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:50 am
No actually i dont...bye daddy!! yay its time to go off to college!!! weeeh!! 3nodding Daddy even accepted my disappearing...weeh!!! i land in antartica...home...-huggles the penguins- heart -throws one- YOU CAN FLY YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:27 am
*see's penguin flying* Ooh!
*brings out bow and arrow and aims*
Steady...steady...NOW!
*Fires a big flaming arrow through the penguin piercing the haert lungs and stomach out of the penguin*
*Arrow goes flying along with organs*
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:36 am
-catches the organs- hmm...the stinch ish of no other than a penguin..hmph...i dont even like those weird bird things...crows are more like it...-fries the organs and tries to feed Kasumi- -she detects the scent so i through the organs while she sobbs in the corner- stare
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:11 pm
*unknowingly, the organs land in a pot* Add two tablespoons of pepper, one teaspoon of salt, mix together. *smells weird foul smell* What's that smell? *puts spoon into pot* Oh God! twisted idea
Kids, dinner's ready! *Dark and Ziddeth enter, I throw the food towards them*
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:56 am
*hears that food is ready and runs torwards pot*
*smells food*
BLECH!
*eats some* yum!
*face starts to twicht*
*throws up*
BLORGH!
*vomit goes flying*
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:57 pm
I'm not hungry father.... sweatdrop
*holds bag open and vomit lands in bag*
*throws bag*
i pass the problem to some-one else 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 3:42 pm
*catches the bag, filled with vomit* Perhaps Kasumi will want this... twisted
*serves the vomit, but disguises it as a tuna-sandwich, tosses the "sandwich"*
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:59 pm
*catches sandwich*
*nose twitches*
hey... wait a minute... this is... a... a... achooooo!
*sneezes causing soaked sandwich to go flying*
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:23 pm
the sandwich lands in a lake of acid and disentigrates, but some of the acid splahes out and goes flying at the next person.
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 10:10 pm
-it lands on her gloves- -panics- TIS ISH MEH FAVORITE GLOVE!!!! ouch it burnnss...
guy: you feel the burn?
me: yeah
guy: great! -throws meh onto a bike-
me: -i am riding the bike but then the wheels pop off and roll towards the next person-
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:54 pm
the wheels become animated and start singing the wheels on the bus go round and round, but one rolls on a nail and deflates, sending it flying.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:04 pm
*catches deflated wheel*
commercial guy says: and this is where our little repair kit comes in handy
*bifs him on the head and robs him of kit*
*repairs wheel and throws kit to next person*
wasn't ME! was them!
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:09 am
catches kit
hey i can fix a car by using these items in here: a 3/4 in. wrench a small star tipped screwdirver, a ball point pen, and a powerdrill
*tunes power drill with wrench, then loads it with the pen and screwdriver then fires*
DIE P.B.B! <-----(see neopets)
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:08 pm
*catches screwdriver*
*is hit by pen* Oh no! gonk *wipes blood off with a towel, then throws it*
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