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 Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:17 pm
Hey look a distraction... *flees* sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:02 am
mmm illegal voting...that's like...almost patriotic, in a purely loophole-esque, system-undermining sort of way
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:48 pm
ninja
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On
the
front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this
was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same 6 old
ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the better
of me so
I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" I
asked.
"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale".
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:45 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:09 am
check THIS out..i thought that was pretty damn cool. kinda reminds me of the movie Pitch Black. anyways,off to work... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:31 pm
three suns?? that's one HELL of a summer! gonk
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:03 am
Everyone will be silent today... the nation... and the world... will be reading... what a weird concept.
And Rabid looks like Boy George
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:32 am
It's called style Flip... you could REALLY use some in that get up... stare
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:53 am
Backflip Everyone will be silent today... the nation... and the world... will be reading... what a weird concept. And Rabid looks like Boy George
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:57 pm
Rabid... you marry R-Do? I cause I see a ball and chain. xp
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:59 pm
no not yet.... but when we do get hitched he'll be the one wearing this... 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:36 pm
hmm..is THAT how that works?...i had it all wrong whee
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:48 pm
Should I get you a jar to keep his... um... change in? wink
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:55 pm
Oh no no... I've got that covered...
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Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:35 pm
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."
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