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 Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:47 pm
Granted. School starts later, but to make up for lost time they decide to start school at 9:00 AM and end it at 11:00 PM, giving you just enough time to go home, do you homework, and go to bed.
I wish I could turn invisible.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:05 pm
Lethkhar Granted. School starts later, but to make up for lost time they decide to start school at 9:00 AM and end it at 11:00 PM, giving you just enough time to go home, do you homework, and go to bed. I wish I could turn invisible. Granted. However, you may only do certain sections of your body at any given time. Makes anatomy class fun! =D I wish I could fly to California and live happily ever after.
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:07 pm
Granted. You move to Hollywood and become a drug addict. Always flyin' high. Even though you smell like cat piss and work at WalMart.
I wish my college offered japanese classes.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:42 pm
Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible.
I wish I was a master swordsman.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:57 pm
Uchihas Blood Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible. I wish I was a master swordsman. Granted. However, all you ever loot are Cursed -5 Rusted Claymores of Fumbling. I wish love wasn't such a COMPLETE pain in the a** to locate.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:11 pm
addseale2 Uchihas Blood Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible. I wish I was a master swordsman. Granted. However, all you ever loot are Cursed -5 Rusted Claymores of Fumbling. I wish love wasn't such a COMPLETE pain in the a** to locate. Granted. You fall in love with a significant other (Assuming you don't already have one), who falls in love with your best friend and dumps you. Now, whenever you want to find love, you know to look in your friend's house to see them in love. I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:13 pm
Lethkhar addseale2 Uchihas Blood Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible. I wish I was a master swordsman. Granted. However, all you ever loot are Cursed -5 Rusted Claymores of Fumbling. I wish love wasn't such a COMPLETE pain in the a** to locate. Granted. You fall in love with a significant other (Assuming you don't already have one), who falls in love with your best friend and dumps you. Now, whenever you want to find love, you know to look in your friend's house to see them in love. I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix. Granted. However, he's dead, so you can't play very well at all. I wish for a large stick.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:12 pm
addseale2 Lethkhar addseale2 Uchihas Blood Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible. I wish I was a master swordsman. Granted. However, all you ever loot are Cursed -5 Rusted Claymores of Fumbling. I wish love wasn't such a COMPLETE pain in the a** to locate. Granted. You fall in love with a significant other (Assuming you don't already have one), who falls in love with your best friend and dumps you. Now, whenever you want to find love, you know to look in your friend's house to see them in love. I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix. Granted. However, he's dead, so you can't play very well at all. I wish for a large stick. Granted. You now have a p***s so large, if cannot fit into any hole in existence. You will never ejaculate again! I wish I understood chemistry...
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:14 am
Lethkhar addseale2 Lethkhar addseale2 Uchihas Blood Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible. I wish I was a master swordsman. Granted. However, all you ever loot are Cursed -5 Rusted Claymores of Fumbling. I wish love wasn't such a COMPLETE pain in the a** to locate. Granted. You fall in love with a significant other (Assuming you don't already have one), who falls in love with your best friend and dumps you. Now, whenever you want to find love, you know to look in your friend's house to see them in love. I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix. Granted. However, he's dead, so you can't play very well at all. I wish for a large stick. Granted. You now have a p***s so large, if cannot fit into any hole in existence. You will never ejaculate again! I wish I understood chemistry... Granted. However, you will never find it. I wish you understood that I wanted a *WOODEN* stick, and that I could HAVE that! They're fun for POKING THINGS! crying
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:16 am
addseale2 Lethkhar addseale2 Lethkhar addseale2 Uchihas Blood Granted, but for the rest of your life you can only speak 50% japanese and 50% english, making communnication by speech nigh-impossible. I wish I was a master swordsman. Granted. However, all you ever loot are Cursed -5 Rusted Claymores of Fumbling. I wish love wasn't such a COMPLETE pain in the a** to locate. Granted. You fall in love with a significant other (Assuming you don't already have one), who falls in love with your best friend and dumps you. Now, whenever you want to find love, you know to look in your friend's house to see them in love. I wish I could play the guitar like Jimi Hendrix. Granted. However, he's dead, so you can't play very well at all. I wish for a large stick. Granted. You now have a p***s so large, if cannot fit into any hole in existence. You will never ejaculate again! I wish I understood chemistry... Granted. However, you will never find it. I wish you understood that I wanted a *WOODEN* stick, and that I could HAVE that! They're fun for POKING THINGS! crying Granted. He does, in fact, understand your meaning, but he chooses to say something else anyway. I wish I could play the bagpipes.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:08 am
Granted, but someone always steals your bagpipes before you can play them.
I wish that I was a master of Necromancy.
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:54 am
Granted. But then you die yourself, and no one has the sense to bring you back. Your abilities die with you, and your soul becomes obliterated.
I wish no one stole my pipes...
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:47 pm
Superior Jazz Granted. But then you die yourself, and no one has the sense to bring you back. Your abilities die with you, and your soul becomes obliterated. I wish no one stole my pipes... Granted. They stole the bag instead. I wish I wasn't so old I have to watch my little sister trick or treat just to get some dang candy. stare
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:44 am
addseale2 Superior Jazz Granted. But then you die yourself, and no one has the sense to bring you back. Your abilities die with you, and your soul becomes obliterated. I wish no one stole my pipes... Granted. They stole the bag instead. I wish I wasn't so old I have to watch my little sister trick or treat just to get some dang candy. stare Granted...now you're so young, you have to watch your sister get trick or treat...from inside your buggy. Well they can't leave a baby at home, can they? I wish I invented a time machine, that couldn't be broken, and could go into the past as well as the future.
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Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:19 pm
Granted, but you go back to the time you were concieved, but seeing your parents get it on (even if it is the younger versions) freaks you out and you end up stopping your conception. (How you do this, is up to you. You just do it. biggrin )
I wish I knew how to play poker.
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