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 Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:07 pm
The world ends.
Q: Do I look like I care?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:10 pm
Oddly, no.
Q: Who is the man?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:19 pm
A woman.
Who is the Woman?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:20 pm
A rabid weasel waiting to naw off you face as soon as you let you guard down.
Why are clouds grey?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:22 pm
Because the grass stole their color.
Why is grass green?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:23 pm
Because it's envious.
Q: Where do clouds come from?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:28 pm
It's for my plan of world conquest.
Q: what is my plan?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:29 pm
To eat all the chocolate in the world.
Who should take over the world?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:32 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:33 pm
Anyone but your little brother. He wants it for himself.
Q: What does zoning lead to?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:33 pm
Crabs and a parking ticket.
Q: How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:38 pm
none, wood blows chucks
can I shove things up you ***?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:50 pm
Eewwww, no!
Q: What happens if you sneeze with your eyes open?
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:57 pm
you become a noboby
can I be a heartless?
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