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 Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:42 pm
Floor 6Bind the maybe Dr and lead him downstairs? Seriously? Well, Irwin the Vegan seemed eager to abide. Otto sighed, rolling his eyes ever so subtly as he fished what he could out of his pack. Which seemed to be not much. All he had on him was a runic torch, dental floss, his skateboard, and a change of clothes. That was his idea of an emergency pack. "Welp. You two lovely ladies can take an arm each and escort the bloody vegan. I'll lead and keep a look out." In case there were more zombies. "Then again Mr. Vegan could probably pop any more brain eaters that come our way, right?" He asked with a smirk to Irwin, already looking to make his way off the floor.
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:50 pm
Floor 7Candace was already getting up when Wilson looked her way with an unamused expression. "Don't give me that look," she narrowed her eyes. "You try landing god knows how many floors down from where you started with a pile of desks and doors and chairs and whatever the ******** else on top of you and see how fast you move immediately after."She was not okay right now. Normally she wouldn't have snapped at that but seriously now. When Candace made it to the pile of debris she did indeed help, pushing things off and away to lighten the load on top of whoever was on the bottom. "So, Aria's under here?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:52 pm
"What." Dakota stared back at Wilson. "WHAT?" He pushed himself up and grumbled, holding his ribs.
"Maybe I will just leave..." Okay he couldn't, regardless of what Aria had done to him, she was still Candace's leader and someone his girlfriend cared about.
Balls.
"I'm coming." He grunted, falling on the rubble and digging through it as much as he could.
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:58 pm
Floor 7
Wilson sighed, taking a moment to breathe deeply. "I know. I'm sorry," he apologized sincerely while he continued to move away pieces of debris. "Yeah, Aria is supposed to be under here." Pause. "Probably."Marushii 3 people digging IDK AM I QUOTING TOO MUCH...
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:03 pm
FLOOR 6
Thinning her lips into a thin line, Kat shot Otto a look. Why did he get the easy part? Oh well, she'll just get him back with more coffee beans later. Reaching for Irwin's arm that was closest to Ami, she pulled it gently back, before tugging him along. "Aright Irwin, lets go. The sooner we get out of this place the better."
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:23 pm
[ Floor Wow Nothing Is Happening ]
"Has anyone-" said Stapler Guy, who was closest to the stairs. The stairs were shaking quite a bit at this point. "Has anyone notic-"
"-Hey, a box of doughnuts!" Allen peeled open the box and grabbed a jelly doughnut for himself, powered sugar all over his face. "Wow, these are great, did you guys want one?"
"Has anyone notic-"
- "It's okay," the not-quite Sun lead responded to Jordan and Rep's dialogue, "I can take care of ourselves. What are we waiting for by the way. Is this a surprise"
"Has anyone noticed th-"
"-I like this company already! I don't think the last company I worked at was quite as warm or creative with their setup-"
"- THE STAIRS. HAS ANYONE NOTICED THE STAIRS ARE INFESTED WITH-."
- "Brains," said the zombies trudging methodically up the stairs from the basement.
"I told you so. And why are these guys acting more like zombies than aliens?" stapler guy somehow managed to avoid ten zombies simultaneously and make his way to Allen's little office fort.
"Hey," said a zombie that had avoided to catch the not-quite Death Lead, "You don't know us. You can't just group a whole species into one subspecies class, that's inter-subspecies racism right there."
"Oh my god you can talk?"
"Brains," said the undead, helpfully. OOC ZOMBIES INCOMING FROM BASEMENT: 50/50 - Zombies are incoming from the basement, you have the option of using weapons or guns. - If you use weapons, sometimes the "not quite" leads will try to help you, by shooting at the zombies. They sometimes might miss, technically you are in the way. Every time you attack a zombie, you take - 2 bullet damage at close range, but you can roll your regular dice. - If you use the guns, roll 2d6-6 instead. You won't take auto damage, but it also takes a way, way longer time. Feel free to keep on attacking until they clear out
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Bilious rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:27 pm
[Zombie Party Lobby]
While the rifle may have been more practical for indoor use, if only barely, at the sight of the undead crawling their way up (conversation aside), Roar was back in Jerry's hands in a flash, and with a strangled verse of whatever song he was currently mumbling he gave the doorway to the stairwell a good vicious blast.
"WHATEVER WORKS BEST!" He finally found words again, shouting over the ringing in his ears.
The rifle remained slung over his shoulder for now- POP POP- Jerry wobbled in surprise, glancing back at the so-called 'civilians' with an incredulous look, "Y-you shot me!! SHOOT THE... THE DARN ZOMBIES!"
HP: 36/50
Damage: 4
Charge: 1/3
Mob HP: 46/50
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:27 pm
Floor 7As the debris was moved, something seemed to slitter and slide unnaturally away. It was quick and fast moving, swiftly lost as it retreated within the mound of plaster and undead limbs. After several minutes of digging, were able to make out an unmoving limb that belonged to someone familiar. Further digging revealed the rest of her. Luckily for her, the civilian had managed to duck most of the way beneath a dark table. "S-sorry," she apologized with gritted teeth. "I wasn't able to move fast enough. You'd be better off leaving me behind and coming back later, I don't think I'll be able to move quickly for a bit." Come to mention it, her legs did appear to be on the mangled side of things what with them looking rather damp and dark and unmoving. To further make her point, Aria leaned against the dark table and made no effort to move out from under it (save for reaching out to bring her injured legs in with her). The floor began to creak and groan unhelpfully. HP: 6/30
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prolixity rolled 2 12-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:29 pm
[Lobby In Which There Are Now Zombies Wow What A Shock]
This was so very, very not a surprise. At least it gave him a straightforward goal. Jordan moved forward to swing at the zombies. He was also not terribly surprised by the sting and burn of misdirected bullets. That he ignored; it didn't hurt much.
Ferros hissed with satisfaction at the taste of Fear. More now.
HP: 46/60
Dmg: 9
Charge: 1/3
Boss HP: 37/50
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Baneful rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:36 pm
[Conference for Species Rights]
A hoard of encroaching zombies was exactly what Rep wanted to polish up his gun skills, so when one obligingly made itself known to them, he was delighted rather than terrified. "Good s**t." he said, posing dramatically with his new gun.
are stupid if you think that little chunk of metal is even a fraction as dangerous as I am William.>
"Pewpew ********> he said, ignoring Tracey's bristling irritation.
The bullets mostly missed, and the zombie they did hit didn't look bothered at all.
toys later.>
Zombie HP 36
Rep HP: 28
Rep DMG: 1
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:44 pm
Floor 7There she was! Candace sighed with relief until Aria..apologized? That was odd. Why was she--oh.. ...Was this really Aria? "There is no way in hell we're leaving you behind. Dakota, can you carry her on your back?" She stopped everything however when she heard the floor creak. Oh no. "We need to get her now. The smallest of us should probably crawl in there and help get her out so we can carry her down to the lobby."
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:45 pm
Stapler guy was purposely aiming with a sort of spiteful deliberation at Jerry because he was racist because he really couldn't tell the difference between the aliens and the terrorists in terms of which one was the causing the greater problem of him not being able to return to work. When he ran out of bullets, without any sort of hesitation he took out the semi-automatic, and aimed carefully, still at Jerry's head.
Allen had stopped shooting and was now reading a stashed comic book while chewing on doughnuts, laughing loudly at random intervals.
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prolixity rolled 2 12-sided dice:
9, 7
Total: 16 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:46 pm
[This Is Speciesism]
Jordan shot Rep a completely unimpressed look. Another glance back told him that Allen had stopped shooting and that stapler guy appeared to be providing friendly fire.
He turned back to the job at hand, knocking zombies back and out of the way.
HP: 44/60
Dmg: 10
Charge: 2/3
Boss HP: 26/50
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Baneful rolled 2 12-sided dice:
9, 8
Total: 17 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:52 pm
[The Fabulous Foyer of Friendly Fire]
Rep rolled his eyes as Jordan's look of disapproval heaped onto Tracey's present heavy sense of irritation. "Fine." he said with resignation, setting aside the gun - temporarily, he told Tracey.
Finally, he summoned the axe, glad at least the lobby was spacious, not so glad that melee meant getting right into the line of fire from their very helpful captives.
"Lets see if I can get a ******** strike. ZOMBIE BOWLING." and he swung hard into the fray, sending some of the group scattering like skittles.
Zombie HP 15
Rep HP: 26
Rep DMG: 11
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Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:02 pm
"I'll carry her only if she doesn't pepper spray me again." Dakota crossed his arms and gave Candace a pointed look.
"Make Wilson get her out, and I will carry her. If that is acceptable to Ms. Aria."
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