Somewhere along the line Fai had gotten a bag of chips, as well--all the while standing perfectly still. He was munching on said chips and slowly downing his stolen smoothie as he was told who had bought him. For some reason none of the people his "Precious" had pilfered were speaking up too loudly. It might have been because the hair... it might have been they heard he was a Famine Alchemist horseman. That was like... the mad scientist of psychotic ponies.
Either way he hopped down from the stage, walking over to the undead that towered over him (he was still only 5'6, although much, much older than Mort) and bowed.
"How shall I serve you, my friend?" he said cheerfully.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:01 pm
Our final auction is now up, it's time to place those final bids on one of these three lovely ladies.
First up, the delightful watery goddess, Yaya. A single kiss from Yaya can bestow upon you the gift of infinite power. She also makes breakfast in bed. If you make it that long. Bidding will begin at 1 silver seed.
The ethereal princess Victoria is our next auctionee. Victoria is the proud owner of the only hands in the world that can, with a single touch, make you instantly relaxed. She also eats the colors of M&Ms that you don't like out of the bowl so you don't have to. Bidding will begin at 1 silver seed.
Last up we have Agneza. Agneza is secretly a lost princess. And I maintain that she is the original Eye of Sauron. Bidding will begin at 1 silver seed.
Congratulations to all our previous owners, and for those of you still looking to buy someone special, please give these ladies some love.
Oh look. That adorable little ghoul from the bookstore. Off to the side, Lou held up a hand.
"Two seeds on the runt!"
LOU IS BIDDING 2 SEEDS ON VICTORIA!
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:08 pm
"I'm far too young for a mid-unlife crisis, abs." if she was ta-tas, he was abs. Fair play. "And my head injury is over a year old." she scratched a spot, as if it itched at the memory of the pain inflicted there. "Have a whole clean bill of health and everything. I just have my food cravings. That's all. Can't fault a girl her strange snacking habits."
She shrugged. "Biting for me isn't kinky at all. It is either survival or hunger, so...." she suddenly brought that ice-cold finger back to his chest to resume that idly tracing, "you're off the hook." In terms of her biting him, anyways. It was plausible she'd ask for vice-versa. Maybe.
The tracing stopped as she pressed her entire palm against his skin - fortunately the entire hand wasn't freezing, but clearly Shehk was in some sort of need to bundle up in some blankets in front of a fireplace before her limbs fell off entirely. "So it seems you'd be safe from my more...well.. I guess my whims are still animalistic either way." Her tail swished from side to side and she chuckled a bit.
"I just happen to like fun." As Shehk spoke she leaned in close, testing to see where Lou's 'personal bubble' actually ended. Or began.
Or existed.
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"Did I mention how much I hate you three? Because I'd like nothing more than to see you all bleed. From your eyes. That I gouged out myself."
But it was useless growling because then the timer went off, and Shik suddenly became slave to the two least wanted people he wanted to be subservient to. Of course there was no-one he wanted to be lower than on the totem pole (save for Eris and Medea for obvious reasons), but . . . Gods, this was ridiculous. This whole event was ridiculous. Everything was ridiculous.
"Are you done?" he hissed at Shaheen, attempting to wrench his bound hands from her grasp. "May I be freed to go do gods know what for these robed devils?"
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Huh . . . OHEY HE WON THE GUY. The inebriated zomboil grinned lazily at Faiyum and attempted to slap a hand on the guy's shoulder. "Awesome~ Well um, first off m'Mort, third year zombie n' all tha' jazz . . . What rank're ye 'gain n' whatcha good at?" Famine Clan held a special place in his heart due to the experiments he had seen conducted in their previous Home. That and Sal. Actually, he could probably pile his and Bells's days together for some fun depending . . .
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:16 pm
Ahaha, they had won, they had won! Overjoyed, the man began to flail his arms like a scareling who had consumed far too much sugar.
Of course, he sobered up immediately at Shik's obvious displeasure. Without a hint of hesitation, he swung his sleeve out in an attempt to whip the other man over the head. "Is that how you speak to your new masters and their friend?" For a moment, his expression was serious...but then it popped back into that stupid, wide-eyed grin that he always wore.
This was going to be fun.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:22 pm
YAYAYAYAYAYA HE WON!
He let out a celebratory whoop a bit too loud for most near and around him, much like earlier how Freya's sudden shout of a bid had caused him to lose a moment of hearing in that ear. Kettil then beamed at Muka as he approached.
"Service....Serrr...vice.... It is a funny word. Isn't it, Mu...Mu...Mumu...?" Kettil rubbed the back of his neck thoughtfully.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:28 pm
Shaheen was beaming. BEAMING.
Shaheen never beamed.
"Oh yes, I think we are more then finished here, Shikoba." She was practically purring, expecting nothing more then for him to jerk forward to try and get away from her.
Unfortunately for him, she was ready for it, and at the same time he jerked, she released him, and lifted her foot to give him a firm shove off of the front of the stage.
She probably should have bolted at that point, before the executioner got his hands on her but....
No, she was in no hurry to end this sweet moment.
"Be sure to give him plenty of belly rubs and scratches behind his ears. And when you put him to bed at night, mix him some warm milk with honey. It helps him sleep better."
She smirked, then turned and strolled, very casually, off of the stage.
She would spend the rest of the event either hiding from Shik, or stalking him stealthily.
Ohmygosh they'd won. They'd BOTH WON! Freya screeched in victory, reminding herself to buy Junko something nice later on, before holding her arms out. The first one who'd come was Muka, and she grabbed his leg. "Hallo, friend. We owns yeh now. And the hooded black boil. He is mine too. Mine mine mine."
Freya obviously believed that what was Kettils was hers.. and what was hers was Kettils.
But mostly hers.
"Naaaaaaahm, yeh comes here too when yehr ready." She called out, swaying while still sitting on the floor.
She hiccuped, and a piece of paper fell out of her blouse. She looked at it oddly, as though she couldn't remember what it was there for, until..
"OH! TEH.. TEH HUNTS.. things.. hay, boils, yeh signs this paper for me, ja?" She handed the paper out to Kettil, Muka, Nahm, anybody nearby, she really couldn't even tell who she was handing it to anymore. And a pen. Because she had a pen in her shirt.
Deal with it.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:54 pm
Vanya peeked into the room, blinking a few times at the commotion and students on display. Oh, this was the auction, she realised after a brief moment of confusion. There were quite a few students here and the crinkling paper in her hand reminded her of why she was roaming in the first place. Scavenger hunt. She had ticked a few things off the list and was eager to finish it and hand it in.
"Excuse me," she called in her sing song voice. "I was wondering if someone could help me with my scavenger hunt?" She peered at her list. "I need an Equine and someone with a small natural form."
She hoped she'd be able to be heard over everyone else. If not, she'd have to walk up to strangers which would take time away from her busy (but secretly empty) schedule.
In between his victorious cackling and his ridiculous flailing, Zhiqiang somehow managed to hear a voice calling out into the group. Someone who was looking for...an equine and someone with a small natural form? While the horseman couldn't help with the latter, he definitely fit all the requirements for the former. Zhi usually wasn't a very helpful sort--at least, not when it came to students and other Halloween citizens--but he was in a surprisingly good mood right now.
Scanning the crowd for the stranger who was asking for help, his dark gaze immediately fell on the ghoul who was making her way through the crowd with a piece of paper in hand. That was probably her, wasn't it? He cleared his throat, and then threw both of his arms up in the air.
"Ooh, ooh, here! Pick me!" He waved his arms wildly in an attempt to catch the ghoul's attention, "I'm a horseman! I can sign!"
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:12 pm
Kettil took the pen and paper and signed it at 'Part of Fitness Club'.
Freya threw her pen at the tall boil that was talking about signing things. "HAY. SIGN MINE TOO."
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:15 pm
For a minute, Zhi cringed away, thinking that Freya wanted him to sign her boobs or something.
Then he realized that she was holding a sheet of paper.
Oh.
He scribbled his name on her sheet and then shoved the pen back at her.
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Vanya's heart did a little dance when she heard the voice. Yes! One more off her list. She grinned and made her way towards the flailing arms, ducking and weaving between the other students. When she finally reached him, she presented her list and a pen, blowing a strand of hair from her face. "Thanks a lot."
She shifted in the spot while she waited for him to sign. "So, uh. Did you bid on anyone?" As a guest at the school, she wasn't able to bid, and she had pouted when she'd found out. There were so many beauties she wanted. Perhaps another time. Definitely next time. She'd win them all.
