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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-100)
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 Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:53 am
The monster remarked that just because its a** wasn't as glorious and easy to spot in a crowd as Candace's that she shouldn't judge it...by throwing another watermelon right at her chest.
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Eight rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:55 am
Candace wanted to quit. She wanted to quit so badly.
But her daddy didn't raise a quitter, and some mysterious force within refused to give up anyway.
An invisible hand of fate, if you will.
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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 9
Total: 18 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:56 am
Candace was so done. So. ********. Done. She had been flailing around long enough to get the hang of these stupid boulders on her chest. She dodged another watermelon and shanked the ******** with her heel.
That's right. Candace don't play nice-nice with fog monsters that throw watermelons at her breasts.
You don't do that. You just don't.
That done, Candace backed away with a whimper. It took so much restraint to not cry and rub her sore, aching chest. It hurt so baaaaaaaad. A glance was cast over toward H. No, she would not go to hi--her for comfort.
She backed away from the monster. She was so done.
HP: 50/50
Damage done: 12
Charge: 1/3; 0/2 spent
Boss HP: 75
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
70
Total: 70 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:20 am
Before would normally have embraced such ridiculousness under normal circumstances. But things weren't normal circumstances, were they? :/ When they were all sent to the ******** beach (whyyyyyyyyyyyyy) to do God knows what, and then the sudden attack, and watermelon and s**t flying everywhere, the desire to have it all end struck Before with such force s/he felt winded. Or that might have been him/her slipping on a piece of watermelon and falling flat on his/her face.
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:21 am
And the level of ridiculousness just keeps on rising. It was liking watching a certain violent Japanese animation involving aliens with monkey tails whose normally black hair sparks to gold when reaching ultimate fury levels. Only sans the epic.
((rolled wrong dice x.x))
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
87
Total: 87 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:23 am
On the plus side, Before looked rather cute in this swimsuit. And felt about ten million more times disturbed than s/he'd been earlier gonk Shaking his/her head (and trying not to get mesmerized by the swaying of the newly added body parts to his chest), Before summoned Vanna and ran to attack.
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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 5
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:27 am
And the level of ridiculousness just keeps on rising. It was liking watching a certain violent Japanese animation involving aliens with monkey tails whose normally black hair sparks to gold when reaching ultimate fury levels. Only sans the epic. Especially when Before realized how top-heavy s/he was now.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 0
Charge: 0/3
Boss HP: 75
((ooc: this is supposed to be for the dice roll of 70))
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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 6
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:29 am
Before was, unsurprisingly, not used to eating sand. Less because he wasn't picked on at the beach but more because he tended to spend time on private, exclusive beaches where such rough housing would only end in getting exiled and membership revoked. Plus, falling on those breasts?
"MOTHER ******** OW, YOU ******** SON OF A b***h!" S/he screamed and slammed Vanna against the creature with vengeance.
HP: 50/50
Damage: 8
Charge: 1/3
Boss HP: 67
((ooc: for the roll of 87))
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
94
Total: 94 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:34 am
When Before landed on his/her feet after that last attack, s/he expected to wobble forward and fall again. Except s/he heard Vanna yell into his/her mind to lean his/her arms back and the wheel managed to act as a counter balance. :kira: Before totally has the best weapon/partner. Ever.
Go on, silly Before, Vanna urged.
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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:37 am
Encouraged by the power of friendship Girrrrl power, Before lunged again. Except this time, s/he over-compensated and missed. DDDDDDD8
HP: 50/50
Damage: 0
Charge: 1/3
Boss HP: 67
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Huni Pi rolled 1 100-sided dice:
87
Total: 87 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:39 am
The Misty slowly, carefully rose to his/her feet, dusted the sand off of his/her exposed skin (noted that this color really did go well with his/her skin tone), and straightened him/herself. Holding Vanna tightly, Before glared and once again charged.
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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 3
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:40 am
At this point, Before would take every little bit of damage s/he could dish out. S/he didn't care if it was weak or strong, s/he just wanted this thing to go down >:/
HP: 50/50
Damage: 4
Charge: 2/3
Boss HP: 63
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
91
Total: 91 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:11 am
Maybe it was because she was short and quick, or maybe it was just her lucky day, but Sasha was having little issue getting close enough to the beast to lash out.
She grit her teeth as she readied herself for another attack.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:14 am
Sasha didn't seem to be hitting very often, but when she did, it felt really good. In fact, it felt so good that Nona had stopped complaining about being used as a glorified rake. Quote: HP: 40/40 Damage: 4 Charge: 2/3 Boss HP: 59
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bipolar bee rolled 1 100-sided dice:
96
Total: 96 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:16 am
Sasha darted away from the melon mist monster just long enough to catch her breath - inhale, exhale - and then she was off again. She just wanted this to all be over; the boobs, the monster, the melons, the promotion, the kawaii kitsune h-chan, Allan and his pink panties, Jerry and Rin catfights.
It was all so, so horrible.
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