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Kill each other and let the knights have the place, they can enjoy the sand in their armor and other uncomfortable places.

Well a moé moé slice of life anime would've been awful too.

"Oh knight-chan, you're so cute."

"Tee hee"

"Come now, let us sit here and never get together for the next ONE HUNDRED EPISODES. Truly this is great content."


Or Grimdark.

"The knights just raped her."

"Why?"

"Because it's grimdark."

"Oh. Okay."


Or alternatively. Touhou.

"There are knights invading. Go fight them because erm... it seems proper."

"Okay."

"Now that you've defeated us do you want to drink tea together?"

"Oh alright"

I mean, Shonen does honestly work best for this. Although I have no problem with grimdark.

You forgot the extra boss. With their awesome themes.

I need to write a Grimdark, Slice of Life, Touhou version of the plot. It will be far superior to any other plot ever written before and anyone who denounces it will be marked with the mark of the fool.

So.

6 Bosses.

Extra Boss.

Phantasm Boss perhaps too?

Ah. You've been getting in on the whole Grimoire business now?

I thought that was what you were saying but. I won't allow it. You don't always drink tea. Remember Marisa B's route in UFO? There was no tea.

Phantasm is sorta exclusive to Yukari but, you know, I wouldn't say only Yukari can have a Phantasm stage. Maybe it will return in a much later game.

I hope Touhou 13 is good and ZUN doesn't die of alcohol poisoning. He better not. I really want to play as Yuka in the Touhou Fighters.

I've spent too much time looking at Yukkuri abuse comics. I find them dually adorable and annoying as hell. OHGODWHATHAVEIBECOME!

Anyway. Onto more pressing matters. Touhou 2 Reemaku? I want a game where you can play as a Yukkuri. Like a proper, fun, game. All I've got is that one where you keep a Yukkuri and it's all in moon runes.

What do we do when ZUN dies anyway? No new Touhous to fa- find yourself loving dearly. ;_;

Awesome. Tea is clearly the ultimate weapon, you could stop any fight with tea.

Phantasm mode, hang on, this plot already has it. There are knights called Phantasms. Although they're not really very fabulous. I'm awaiting the fabulous villain of this arc. He better be damn fabulous for ******** us all over like this.

ALso. I've been fiddling around with Gaia Online's Stalking Feature. Out of interest did you recently receive a PM from Ai Ami?

You're the kid who took chucking someone full pelt at a group of people as arriving.

Get out of my house.

I don't like Yukkuri abuse, but I think I'm in the minority that actually likes the little buggers. Go figure.

I'm sure there must be games like that, but the remake just had that Yukkuri boss and some Yukkuri stage enemies. I did play that Yukkuri raising game, but since couldn't read anything, I got my Yukkuri sent to Yukkuri Hell... I think. It didn't look to happy in that gray city where ease could not be taken.

ZUN dying makes me sad. I'll drink to his health every day... When I hit 21.

The Phantasm knight went down in 1 hit from Ky. Would Yukari? I think we all know the answer to this question.

No; I got a PM, but from someone else. I have no idea how I'm gonna answer this, though... Just a request to get onto a chat service I don't use.


In unrelated (Ha!) news, my computer shot itself a couple of nights ago, so I'm slowly re-amassing my old music and games. I only legitimately own EoSD, so I have a lot of downloading ahead of me...