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 Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:18 pm
Well..our BD has said MANY things. one time in band class our teacher said something perverted(don't remember what) and the entire clarinet section bursted out laughing. No one else heard it. The BD then said:"well look who's got their minds in the gutter!". also our BD always brings his 4 year old daughter to competitions. One time when we were warming up she sorta just layed on the gorund and her and our BD and his daughter had a funny conversation about what she was going to be when she grows up...I don't remeber many specific incidents, but our BD always has a joke to crack.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 10:39 am
LadyTwilyte Satan is my b***h When the trumpet section tried to do a "ghetto" dance to a drum cheer our band director yelled " You are all white give up!" It was just so hilarious...... My BD said something like that on 2 separate situations. Once when the trumpets and drumline were playing "Yeah" by Usher. The other time I overheard when my BD was talking to someone when we do the "lean back" thing during the cadence. That's weird I played Yeah during a game when the 7th and 8th graders played with the hs. Im only in 7th though.
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:18 pm
The one most recent thing the band director told us that I thought was funny was "dont be a fuzz on the cheese of life"
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Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2005 4:33 pm
this is what he says... " you ritard, good!"
and this is what the class thinks he says " you retard!! ur no good!"
it gets old but...in still funny
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:01 pm
I have another one. My BD was talkin about he does his trumpet fingerings on his baton sometimes when he wants to know a note. Well a trombone asked him if he coud do trombone positions with his baton.. well mr. BD put his fingers up to the baton and stopped laughed and said "NO!" it was so halarious. We actually thought he was gonna run his fingers up and down it!! it was so freakin halarious!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:13 pm
" As you all know, I have alot of stress in my life, one of the ways I rid myself of it, is by playing Diablo. I just pretend that the things I'm killing are people who i don't like"
By the way my band director is like 60 years old...
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 2:57 pm
stop having fun this is band
this is irony just incase
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:27 pm
This was a weird one...on Monday, i won a calculator (i swear, it's a sign i need to do better in math) and my bd was like, "Rebecca, you can practice your paradiddles on 8 and 9!" and he started laughing. the band was like, "Huh?" and he said, "It's a percussion thing, you get it, don't you rebecca?" And I was like, "I don't get it either." Then he stared at me like i was nuts and my boyfriend started laughing.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 1:39 pm
"The very thought of it makes me want to vomit."
--BD on the subject of snow.
((We live in Michigan, sadly. XD))
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:09 am
"Did you just say slut band?"
That's one of many.
"You're extremely fat!"
She meant to say I was flat.
"I don't know cause I'm a trumpet player."
He didn't know the fingering for a clarinet.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:38 pm
the other day my BD was asking who had the trumpet 3 book and one of our clarinet players raised his hand. So my teacher went over, checked his book and said "No you don't, silly willy!" I laughed my head off.
Also, we learned about the "happy interval pants" (more like I peed my pants!) btw, the happy interval pants are what you use to help remember which intervals are major or perfect xD
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:18 pm
my band director tells us all the time to make the audience throw babies...
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:33 pm
we were playing christmas music when Mr. Jordan stopped us, stared at the saxes and said: "Whats wrong with you saxes? You sound like a dying moose!!!"
another time we were bringing in the monster(the podium thing), and Mr. Jordan turned around to see us stop pulling the monster and just stand there staring at the ground. He walked up and said: "What are you guys starin-...Oh my God!!! Are those cat parts?????" Sure enough, there was a kitten foot and tail in the grass...poor kitty
we just finished a performance and Jordan decided to give kudos to the Colorguard by telling us: "That was your best performance guard! That was totally diva!"...Mr. Jordan isn't exactly young either...so it was hilarious!
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:30 pm
secretofreyn my band director tells us all the time to make the audience throw babies... b-b- but that's my BD's thing xp Mr. Stalato says that when we've performed really well. he jogs up to us and says "the was great guy *throwing motion* we were throwing small children from the stands!" and such things.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:44 pm
What isn't funny that my band teacher says?
Last year we had a band director that threw a metronome (Mr. Watson), and this year my band teacher said to the metronome, "Who could throw you? I love you so much" *kisses metronome*
Funniest thing ever, but he makes us laugh at least once every time we see him.
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