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 Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:03 pm
Granted but it tells knock knock jokes while you try to sleep.
I wish I had more mountain dew.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:34 am
Granted, but I drank it all while you were away.
I wish that my math homework would do itself. . . Or that my teacher doesn't check it today.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:31 pm
Granted, but since you left your math homework to do itself unattended, it goes crazy on math doing and it decides to divide by zero, thus creating a black hole, a super nova, and 23 kg of antimatter.
I wish I looked like this mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:48 pm
Granted, but the rest of your body disappears.
(so dividing by zero causes black holes?)
I wish I wasn't so tired right now.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:03 pm
Granted but you're dead instead.
I wish Land of the Dead had been a better movie.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:22 am
Granted, but I still didn't watch it.
I wish I could fly to the moon.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:22 am
Granted but you suffocate on the way there.
I wish I could breath under water.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:50 am
Granted, but your friend had to die to grant that wish.
I wish I had more time to spam the games forum.
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:40 pm
Granted but you still cannot compare to the likes of the me.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:17 am
Your wish is granted. . . but you didn't wish, so I farted on you.
I wish I wasn't wearing white socks with heels.
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Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:45 pm
Granted but now your are wearing live cats on your feet.
I wish I had made a wish before.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:15 pm
Granted, but you wish for the next person to fart on you.
I wish, I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:24 pm
Granted but you're a fish in a room full of longatailed cats in a room full of rocking chairs.
I wish I had an easier job.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:07 pm
Granted, but your coworkers fart on you.
I wish I could sing better.
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:02 am
Granted but everyone around you dies when you emit a note.
I wish my legs didn't hurt.
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