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 Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:52 am
XxPants_NinjaxX elle: Alex, I love you, but there is something you should know....-rips off face- I'm really lady gaga.... alex: and I'm gay, so HELL YEAH!!!! -bad romance begins to play- Captain! I freakin love ya!!!!! xd xd Lady Gaga is really awesome! i lover her music
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:59 pm
James; Just don't let Alvin and the freakin' chipmunks get ahold of that song... please... I'll face five Pyramid Heads, but not that!
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 11:27 am
Kauffman: And remember kids, Don't do Drugs. (Now wheres that junkie that I like to screw with..?)
Me: YOU CAN'T TOUCH LISA!!1!11one
Kauffman: Oh yes I can! (He pokes Lisa's shoulder)
Lisa: Hey! Stop that.
Me: ARRRGHH!!KAUFFMANMUSTDIE!! (shoots kauffman)
Lisa: '3'
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:17 pm
Eileen: Has anyone seen my gun? I'm gonna go save the world!
Henry: *sitting on the chair with a beer in his hand watching football* Yeah, honey! It's over where you left it! With the dead Twinhead
Eileen: Oh, okay! Thanks *grabs the gun and leaves*
Henry: *scratches belly as he burps* Aren't I supposed to be the hero of this story? Ah whatever....TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:42 pm
Heather and leonard talking on the phone
leonard: Who is this
Heather; ITS HEATHER MASON b***h
leonard: you mean mcdonalds
heather: WAT THE HELL?? NO
leonard: i would like 8 big macs and a screaming naked organism
Heather what the hell is wrong with you *hangs up*
one minute later
Leonard: I want you back
Heather; are you stanley colman
leonard: no
Heather *hangs up
another minute later
Leonard: 7 DAYS
heather: what who is gay
leonard: are you a slut
Heather: watch your attitude old man
leonard: *cries* hangs up phone and runs away*
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:07 pm
The last two posts are good inspiration lol...
Henry; (on phone)So, yeah, there's nothing good on TV today... I haven't seen ANYTHING good since that weird videotape I watched a week ago...
*flips channel to the part where Samara comes out of well*
Henry; I might have actually found something interesting for once...
*as Henry is talking, Samara starts crawling out*
Henry;...oh... hold on, just one sec...
*gget up and puts holy candle next to TV; Samara screams and disappears*
Henry; Well, thank god for th -
*'Everybody Loves Raymond' comes on TV*
Henry; YAHHHH!
*shoots TV*
Henry; (back on phone) and now... I don't have a TV! so, where was I?...
((apologies to all Everybody Loves Raymond fans, I just can't stand the show))
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:59 pm
Dahlia: *touching heather's face while heather is sleeping "pretty pretty face" *touches her neck* "very soft skin *touches her breasts "BOOBIES!!!" NICE PAIR OF BOOBIES" GOD MINE ARE SO SMALL"
"lalalala" *dahlia puts her hand on heather's belly* "touch,touch,TOUCH!!"
heather: Heather wakes up *gasp*
Dahlia: "hello did you want mcdonalds"
Heather: no..no
Dahlia: *GASP* YOU MEANIE!!
Heather: wha...what are you doing...
Heather: Hello...
Dahlia *goes up to a mirror* Do you know what i want?
Heather: no...wah..wha...wha...do you want
Dahlia: I want mcdonalds
Heather: mcdonalds...what...
Dahlia: *slams her head on the mirror* i want mcdonalds i want mcdonalds I WANT MCDONALDS OWWWWW MY HEAD!!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:12 am
lol lol lol
Claudia; I want Burger King!
Heather + Dahlia; say...that...again...
Claudia...uhh...Burger king...?
Heather; (with submachine gun) + Dahlia (with revolver) DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim scream scream scream
Claudia; gonk gonk
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:52 am
Lisa: Wtf is up with fast food gang wars nowadays?
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:03 pm
James sees a lying figure (silent hill monster)
James: AHHHHHHHH A d**k WITH LEGS!!!! *faints*
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:39 pm
Dhampir BL00DRAYNE James sees a lying figure (silent hill monster) James: AHHHHHHHH A d**k WITH LEGS!!!! *faints* XDDDDDDD that is hilarious i can see a future silent hill character saying that
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:26 pm
Me: so James, welcome back to the show.
James: Thanks, its great to be here....WHATS THAT!?
Me: uhm....that's a camera.... xp
James: HI MOM....wait she died threes year ago....pulls out a blank piece of paper...OH MY GOD! THE QUEEN SHE'LL HAVE MY HEAD FOR SURE! -hops around like a rabbit-
Me: damn my obsession with Alice in Wonderland... >.<
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:48 pm
*leonard talking to heather*
Leonard: Hello *hangs up*
*heather calls bak* Heather: DID YOU JUST CALL HERE b***h!!
Leonard: EXCUSE ME!!
Heather: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!! STOP ******** MY MAN!!
lEONARD:I don't know what your talking about i just dialed the wrong number ok
Heather: I SAW 69 YOU DIRTY HOE!! WE BOTH KNOW UR SLEEPING WITH STANLEY!!
Leonard: No i was trying to call my daugher claudia
Heather: OH b***h PLEASE YOU A b***h AND SO IS YOUR DAUGHER
Leonard: hangs up*
Heather: talking to herself* oh no he did not hung up on me again u wanna play b***h lets play i keeps it real like that!!
*so heather went on to her computer to do a reserve check on leonard's number not only did she find his address but directions as all*
*heather arrives at leonard's house in silent hill* sees his car "i am gonan take a ride on this b***h " *crashes leonard's car
Heather: TAKE THAT U JUGGENBELL CAR HOE!!
Leonard: IT WAS A WRONG NUMBER!!
Heather: ******** THAT I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING ON MY PHONE!!
Heather: I KEEPS IT REAL LIKE THAT
Leonard: *creis* MY CAR MY CAR!!! *cries
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:15 am
PH: Hmmmm......what should i do today?
James: *in a gay voice* Hi, Pyramid Head. Whatcha doing?
PH: *sighs* nothing, James. Why dont you go play with Mary?
James: But i wanna play with you. Wanna fool around?
PH: No
James: Awwwww.....why not?
PH: Because that was just a one night thing. Wyh do you keep stalking me?
James: Because you're so sexy! And you were really good last night...... heart
PH: Well, I have to go *runs away from James*
James: crying crying crying crying
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:21 am
((Harry Potter SPOILER!!... though you all probably know the story anyway razz ))
Harry; Oh my god! Snape killed Dumbledore!
Missionary; Thanks for the spoiler, jackass! *kills Harry*
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