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I've seen Kung-pow so the Betty from that was the first thing that came to mind.....

after that it was simple logic to deduce that "Bettie" *Does qoutation finger thingy* was obviously and evil robot sent from the same planet as Alphalpha from Aplha Bits Cereal.


Yea I'm a genuis for exposing this conspirciy.

(10:05:16 PM) FangOfGallia: http://momosportif.deviantart.com/art/Lord-Sephiran-166575550?q=+sort:time+fire+emblem&qo=10
(10:05:21 PM) FangOfGallia: Recently posted by someone
(10:05:27 PM) FangOfGallia: I like his [removed](10:05:31 PM) FangOfGallia: Like, OFUK.
(10:05:46 PM) Starman super1: I have no complaints.
(10:05:58 PM) FangOfGallia: Close that mouth, Sephiran.
(10:06:04 PM) FangOfGallia: A c**k fits neatly in it.
(10:06:44 PM) Starman super1: Fitting.
(10:06:56 PM) Starman super1: This art has a good message.
(10:07:04 PM) FangOfGallia: What?
(10:07:25 PM) Starman super1: That he is a cool and interesting character with lots of power when he isn't being a total b***h, hence the O face.
(10:07:41 PM) FangOfGallia: That Sephiran sucks c**k for foot massages and chocolate ice cream?
(10:08:21 PM) Starman super1: No, he doesn't suck c**k. He can't blow himself, and I doubt Ashera has reproductive organs.
(10:08:40 PM) Starman super1: Although he might have been someone's b***h for 700 years...
(10:08:41 PM) FangOfGallia: He sucks Zelgius' c**k.
(10:08:53 PM) FangOfGallia: Zelgius doesn't know
(10:09:00 PM) FangOfGallia: But he does wake up with the most awful morning wood.
(10:09:13 PM) Starman super1: -laughs-
(10:09:35 PM) FangOfGallia: So, obviously Levail sees it and is like GEEZ
(10:09:42 PM) FangOfGallia: And goes gay for Zelgius.
(10:09:49 PM) Starman super1: -laughs again-
(10:09:51 PM) FangOfGallia: Everything makes sense.
(10:10:49 PM) FangOfGallia: Deggie does not have a tree up his a**. The one time he was on the bottom, Lehran accidentally snapped his c**k off in there-- he had no more balls to hold it onto his pelvis.
(10:11:17 PM) FangOfGallia: Because when he concieved a baby into Altina she sucked his balls up through his urethra into her womb
(10:11:26 PM) FangOfGallia: where they have been in her genetic memory
(10:11:36 PM) FangOfGallia: And got passed down to Sanaki, eventually
(10:11:54 PM) Starman super1: -existential revelation-
(10:12:05 PM) FangOfGallia: Deggie is a huge p***k because he has heron p***k stuck up in his a** for 700 years
(10:12:15 PM) FangOfGallia: He hasn't taken a s**t the entire time.
(10:12:29 PM) FangOfGallia: Hence, he is full of s**t.
(10:12:34 PM) Starman super1: Where do you come up with this stuff?
(10:12:40 PM) FangOfGallia: The gutter.

("Flame Swordsman" fefroy) Is the blast dead?
jisenstar17 4:49 pm
(4:49:52 PM): Yes
(4:49:58 PM): Because the Blast is Feo
[FireEmblemForever] 4:50 pm
(4:50:04 PM): ("Flame Swordsman" fefroy) ...
[FireEmblemForever] 4:50 pm
(4:50:05 PM): ("Fire as No Bounds" ivysthorns) ...
[FireEmblemForever] 4:50 pm
(4:50:08 PM): ("Flame Swordsman" fefroy) -kills the blast-
[FireEmblemForever] 4:50 pm
(4:50:57 PM): ("BERNING FINGER" skip2thebeat) way to go nephew
[FireEmblemForever] 4:51 pm
(4:51:08 PM): ("Fire as No Bounds" ivysthorns) -dead-

......I have been laughing at that for so long, now, it's crazy. Lyre, I love you.

("Sugartits" ihaspants) Levail did you know you're my breast friend?
("Sugartits" ihaspants) I mean best
jisenstar17: ...
("Sentinella" singinfighter) ....
jisenstar17: PHFT!!

[23:44] Great White Buffalo: DXDXDXDXDXDX IS IT LAUGHING? OR FROWNING!

This is a talk about missing Jaren. ninja


jisenstar17: *sees Entry Missing Persons # 1 thread* ...
jisenstar17: *makes Roy as bountry hunter* >>;
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): -becomes a bounty hunter?- o:
jisenstar17: *hands Roy a missing person poster* Find this person and you will be awarded 20k. >>;
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): 20k?
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): Holy s**t, Isadora, that's over nine thousand.
jisenstar17: Well, this missing person has caused a lot of damaged to Hostess Club. >>;
*damages
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): I see. So... we're taking him in dead or alive.
jisenstar17: Just alive. >>;
(RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): ...Not dead?
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Think I last saw him in the desert...I guess I'll start there then.
jisenstar17: No, becuase that will cut your award 3/4.
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): -goes to look for missing person-
(RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): So... dead, I get 5k?
jisenstar17: Yeah
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): Works for me! =d
=D*
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): Mallow, wanna bring Annis to help Jin kill Jaren? We each get 2.5k gold!
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: ....
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: ...Hmmmmmmm.
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: I need more information.
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): Jin: Green hair, in Sentria, umm... oftentimes very blatant and loud.
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: Hm.
("RAHUFFLAWUFF" recamen): Jin: He's also in Thongo village. *Points*
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: And how would you know that?
jisenstar17: He's a wizard. >>;


Later......


("Sue" ladyvictoria07): Leon: The hell?! D: I coulda been a part of this.
jisenstar17: Rajin: ...
("Soren" falconsflight22) (resists bad outburst)
jisenstar17: Rajin: Damn, wish I was there to get it. >>;
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): XD
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: *wants some GOLD*
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): Leon: Wha'? I haven't been on active duty for forever. I need the gold too.
jisenstar17: Rajin: Hey, at least you have a STEADY job to keep. D<
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: ... >.> Your point?
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: -totally finds some green-haired dude with a black guy in some village in Sentria, getting mobbed by a bunch of bandits-
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: This isn't worth my time... -flameswords them all-
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): Leon: Ya know that green-haired one streaked on the streets before Chickenwire clothes lined 'im. That means I already gotta warrant, as he escaped. >:33
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: Except I have a bounty...from Lady Isadora.
("EVERYWHERE" fiveshiftone): Chickenwire: 'Tweren't me."
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: And I have a bounty from, uh, someone else.
jisenstar17: *is waiting for the bounty hunter to come with the missing person*
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: -drags Joshua's overcooked body back to Eyris and drops him in front of Isadora- He...uh...got a nasty sunburn out in the desert.
*Jaren's
jisenstar17: Isadora: ...
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: I don't think he's dead though.
jisenstar17: Isadora: *checks to see if it's Jaren*
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: See, his fingers are twitching.
jisenstar17: Isadora: It's him alright.
Isadora: *hands Roy a bag of gold* Here's your award.
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: ...
jisenstar17: Isadora: *hands Jaren over to Leon for "interrogation"*
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): Leon: ...
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: *swoops down, steals it, and flies away*
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): Leon: ... Interrogation? Er... that's... not a good idea.
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): (Remember, Isadora... that's one of the things that gives him nightmares.)
jisenstar17: (o: )
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: -turns around and holds bag up with one hand-
jisenstar17: (I didn't know that. >>; )
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: *already stole the bag*
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): (In his profile... it's a long, long story... I guess?)
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: -chuckles as Annis flies off with one of the bags he looted off Jaren-
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): (*has another derp moment*)
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: *swoops back, steals the other bad, flies away*
*bag
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: -already stashed it, and Annis needs to roll for Sleight of Hand-
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: *rolls a nat' 20*
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): DnD? XD
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): Annis: *KNOCKS ROY THE ******** DOWN, MUGS HIM, AND FLIES AWAY*
("EVERYWHERE" fiveshiftone): *doesn't notice*
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): Roy: -got a natural 20 on Sense Motive and stops the b***h-
jisenstar17: Isadora:*places a wanted poster of Siegell with 9000k below*
("EVERYWHERE" fiveshiftone): *takes their weighted dice*
*grinds them up*
*snorts them up a straw*
("GIRAFFE NOISE" mallowninja): XD
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): XD
("Sue" ladyvictoria07): XD
jisenstar17: lol
("Nuclear Wave Aesel" fefroy): dnd dice: the new crack.
("EVERYWHERE" fiveshiftone): No, you smoke crack.