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Luna Lovegood - Ravenclaw
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 Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:36 pm
I will not set off filibuster fireworks in the hallway.
I will not set off filibuster fireworks in the hallway.
I will not set off filibuster fireworks in the hallway.
I will not set off filibuster fireworks in the hallway.
I will not set off filibuster fireworks in the hallway.
I will not set off filibuster fireworks in the hallway and laugh when I scare the pants off of all the first years.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:10 pm
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time"
I will not tie an hour glass around my neck and "travel through time" I'll just mess with people
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:23 pm
I will not replace all Flitterbloom with Devil's Snare
I will not replace all Flitterbloom with Devil's Snare
I will not replace all Flitterbloom with Devil's Snare
I will only sometimes replace Flitterbloom with Devil's Snare...
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:51 am
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i will stop trying to make the house-elves create a fire in the kitchens,telling them that if they're loyal to hogwarts they'll die with it
i'll just create a fire myself!! name - salix
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 3:29 am
I will stop spitting in students pudding.
I will stop spitting in students pudding.
I will stop spitting in students pudding.
I will stop spitting in students pudding.
I will stop spitting in students pudding.
I will stop spitting in students pudding.
I will stop spitting in students pudding. I will puke on it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:15 am
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team
I will not sabotage the Slytherin Quidditch team, and then brag about how good Gryffindor is.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:46 pm
I will not put itching powder in the school laundry
I will not put itching powder in the school laundry
I will not put itching powder in the school laundry
I will not put itching powder in the school laundry
I will not put itching powder in the school laundry
I will not put itching powder in the school laundry I will just put it in Slytherin's
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:00 am
I will not tell the whole school that I saw Malfoy kissing Goyle
I will not tell the whole school that I saw Malfoy kissing GoyleI just tell crabbe and make sure to give him details to make him jealous.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:39 am
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways
I will not pretend to be a ninja in the hallways, and scare everyone into thinking that Fred and George are really aliens from Pluto.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:54 pm
I will not top the Hot Chocolate with Shaving cream
I will not top the Hot Chocolate with Shaving cream
I will not top the Hot Chocolate with Shaving cream
I will not top the Hot Chocolate with Shaving cream
I will not top the Hot Chocolate with Shaving cream I will top it with soap suds instead
*goes into the kitchen and closes her ears in the oven door several times*
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:27 am
Will not accuse all slytherin of being Death Eaters
Will not accuse all slytherin of being Death Eaters
Will not accuse all slytherin of being Death Eaters
Will not accuse all slytherin of being Death Eaters
Will not accuse all slytherin of being Death Eaters
Will not accuse all slytherin of being Death Eaters
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:34 am
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kevavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
I must not Avada Kedavra all the first years.
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Luna Lovegood - Ravenclaw
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:12 am
I must not give Ron Weasley love potions.
I must not give Ron Weasley love potions.
I must not give Ron Weasley love potions.
I must not give Ron Weasley love potions.
I must not give Ron Weasley love potions. Immediately.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:46 pm
I must not throw Luna Lovegood into the bushes.
I must not throw Luna Lovegood into the bushes.
I must not throw Luna Lovegodd into the bushes.
I must not throw Luna Lovegood into the bushes.
I must not throw Luna Lovegood into the bushes. Unless there's no teachers around.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:52 pm
((Okay, so in one of my other HP guilds, we have this game that's like "Skippy's List" but called "Things Sirius Must Not Do At Hogwarts" I posted this next thing there, but it's still funny, so I'm going to post it here even though it doesn't quite fit...))
"Connect Four" is a Muggle Children's game, and does not involve First Years in a queue and a 24-hour sticking charm.
I must not play "Connect Four" in the bathroom queue. No one is laughing.
There is no such game as "Connect Ten."
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