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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:20 am
nakakatwa ung joke na hindi nakakatawa rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:10 am
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:45 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:56 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:44 am
anghel_ni_sheryl A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F*ck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f*ck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f*ck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F*CK, I Missed". haha d nakakatawa.... rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:50 am
anghel_ni_sheryl Juan: Maam ano po ba ang english ng utot? Teacher: English ng utot? e di " fart" Juan: Maam mali po kayo Teacher: Bakit ako mali? Juan: Narinig ko po kasi yung kantang "Dust in the Wind"   no comment
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:51 am
anghel_ni_sheryl lol pamangkin nakakatawa mga jk mo rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Director: Bakit ayaw mong makipagsayaw nang sweet sa leading man mo? Actress: Syempre po, pag sweet, madidikit ang harap niya sa harapan ko. Director: Big deal ba ‘yon? Actress: Kaso po, small deal lang siya, eh! eto pang isa
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:55 am
anghel_ni_sheryl A couple making love Husband: Hon, ang kinis mo Wife: Alaga sa lotion eh! Husband: Sexy mo Wife: Alaga sa aerobics! Husband: Hon, bilog na bilog boobs mo Wife: Alaga ng pare mo! ito ang mga nakakatawang totoo..... nice joke... mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:59 am
hala penge pa ng bagong joke ung nakakatawa... mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen haha ganda nga rin pala ng emot na toh
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:43 am
 SLASH
may lalaking nagtatrabaho sa petshop..
day1
parrot(tinawag yung lalake): pangit!pangit!
guy: aba!kala mo kung sino ka ah!
day2
parrot: pangit!pangit!
guy: isang beses mo pa ulit sabihin yan, piprituhin kita! scream
day3
parrot: psst!
guy: ano!??!
parrot: alam mo na.. mrgreen
CHITO
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:22 pm
HaLaKhAk SLASH
may lalaking nagtatrabaho sa petshop..
day1
parrot(tinawag yung lalake): pangit!pangit!
guy: aba!kala mo kung sino ka ah!
day2
parrot: pangit!pangit!
guy: isang beses mo pa ulit sabihin yan, piprituhin kita! scream
day3
parrot: psst!
guy: ano!??!
parrot: alam mo na.. mrgreen
CHITO -_-
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:16 am
kita ko lng somewhere Quote: Honeymoon... BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako. GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas? BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:37 am
Maliit ang ***** ng lalake?
stare
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:50 am
alin mliit?? takot daw xia sa uod stare
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:04 am
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