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 Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:46 pm
Granted, you are given a snooker table and a manual. Knock yourself out.
I wish there were 28 hours in the day.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:50 pm
Granted, but now you work 12 hours a day instead of eight.
I wish I lived in a beach front condo...
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:54 pm
Granted! But it is routinely wiped out by hurricanes!
I wish I had a new keyboard.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:01 pm
Granted! But it complains horribly whenever you type with it. Something about it tickling.
I wish I had an Orange juice carton that always refilled with OJ when it became empty.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:03 pm
Granted! You get a has-been ex-footballer who killed his wife in your fridge!
I wish I could make good decisions!
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:30 pm
Granted! You make wise choices but never make any great ones.
I wish snakes did not live anywhere that I do.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:50 pm
granted... but now u get lots of other creatures breeding in the place you live.. more lizards, crocodiles, rats, poisonous frogs, etc...
i wish i have Exxos's intelligence..
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:08 am
Granted!
Believe me, I don't have to spoil it as it is already a never ending nightmare. If ignorance is bliss, this much intellect guarantees a total deficit of happiness.
I wish it was not so.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:55 pm
Granted! But every Sunday you have to dance the Funky Chicken in a hot pink bustier and matching pedal pushers on national television.
I wish I had a photographic memory.
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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:42 pm
Granted! But you can no longer remember anything besides visual information. Your world becomes an abyss without sounds or smells and you begin to lack the components to make associative memory patterns leading to a cascade failure of your synapses.
I wish I had strength of will, mind, and spirit.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:47 pm
granted but self doubt will kill it
I wish for a cure for diabetes
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:42 pm
Granted. But now you must sit through five hours of Barney a day.
I wish I had the right things to say.
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:06 pm
Granted, but you do not have the right words.
I wish I could fix the world.
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:55 pm
Granted! But you are allowed NO toolboxes or other totes for your gimungo tools!
I wish pompadours were killed viciously.
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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:06 am
Granted. Too bad I can't think of a way to make it bad.
I wish I did not have a broken finger so I could type at full speed.
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