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 Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:00 am
I'm a Midwestern American boy raised with Protestant values.
We get hammered in private.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:01 am
How much would it take to get you hammered, anyway? What with you havin' a superfast metabolism and everythin'?
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:03 am
I get hammered extremely fast. I sober up just as fast.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:04 am
What's that phrase you Yanks use? "Sucks to be you"?
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:05 am
Yeah, it's not the most useful power for the social drinking atmasphere. On the plus side, hangovers only last a picosecond.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:09 am
You should try and bottle that, you'd make a fortune.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:11 am
I'm best avoiding grand fortunes until the edict at DC comes down that I'm allowed to be not miserable again.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:20 am
Well, it was inevitable. There's a new Kyle Rayner guy submitting a join request. I don't know how to break it to this guy he'll be shot down....
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:23 am
Always best to check the memberlists of a Guild like this, I feel. I went through the Yatta one about three times making absolutely sure there wasn't already an Alucard.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:27 am
Try having 6 drinks at once sometime.
Six-fisted drinking method mastry.
stare
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:32 am
We keep getting more lanterns...
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:33 am
I can't wait 'til we get our first G'nort.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:35 am
Ch'p.
stare
I thought Squirrel Girl would have demanded one of those by now.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:37 am
I was hoping we'd get some Wonder Twins eventually. They'd be so useful in the bar...
"form of...A WAITER!"
"Shape of...A MARTINI!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:45 am
*sigh*
I killed the guild (again). Hint taken.
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