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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 5:32 am
Got honeymoon cystitis. Kidneys hurt and have to pee too much. And cranberry juice tastes like diarrhea probably but Imma have to drink some. gonk
Listen up, people. You probably hear enough about preventing STIs, but no one really tells you about bacterial infection prevention. Wash your hands well before intercourse, and in general.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:25 am
As great as Mario Kart 8 looks, it won't give us a nice view of Donkey Kong's taint like Mario Kart Double Dash!! did.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:35 am
I love how you can't say taint, c***e or wopdego in New Leaf. It kills me that someone had to think of all these words and program it so that those words trigger a "you can't say those words!" thing.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:42 am
Cranberry juice tastes fine in my experience. IT tastes like cranberries. I prefer the taste of this one 100% juice cocktail that Trader Joes sells, though. It's Grape/apple/cranberry. Maybe not in that order.
But straight up cranberry is fine. It's tart, as I recall, but not lip puckering-ly so. I've had some grape juice that was more tart.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:45 am
What happens when a Canadian gets sick in america? Do they air drop a free doctor in? ;P
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:51 am
I don't even know. I think you can go to the ER or something if necessary but have to pay?
I don't really like cranberry juice (cranberry soda is okay). There's a reason you gotta drink it for this kind of thing though. It's SO acidic that it can stop the bacteria from sticking to the urinary tract or whatever.
It doesn't taste like diarrhea as far as I know, but it is a little bit reminiscent of stomach acid. >_>
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:53 am
I just like saying the word diarrhea.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:53 am
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:07 am
Maybe you just have negative associations with it... lol.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:11 am
The negative association is that it tastes crappy. I have never been a cranberry fan.
Speaking of things that taste like DK's taint, I'm putting some of Fish's plush toys and clothes in garbage bags since it's moving day and this one smells like licorice for some unknown reason. ******** licorice. I can't even stand the smell, it's so bad. crying
On the bright side, I don't actually have to consume that. I'd probably rather just die sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:21 am
WOOHOO FINALLY FINISH WITH MY FINALS.
ALSO I'M SURE YOU GET A NICE, LONG, AND ZOOMED IN LOOK OF DK'S TAINT WHEN THE NEW SMASH BROS COMES OUT.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:29 am
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:30 am
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:35 am
1080p, 60 FPS of DK's taint.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 8:43 am
I'm going to try and post some cool shots of it on Miiverse.
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