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 Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:58 pm
Red XIII: Fahsha can you hear meeeee o/` ((Goldmember))
Cloud: WHY don't you have more to drink? HAVE one making you BETTER feeling!
Vincent: Guys! I look better in green, don't I! ((Green in opposite red in the colour wheel.)) And also, I'm a size 4 shoe.
Barret: I am a thin, white, girl.
Tifa: I've had 4 breast reductions, and they just keep coming back..
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Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:57 pm
Cloud: this sword is too heavy!
Sephiroth: Y'know what? I never really saw the point in Masamune. It's just that I thought it would be a good idea at the time to buy it but it makes no sense. Who needs a sword that's this long!
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:57 pm
Barret: ...Hmmm...I would so look better in Aeris's dress!
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:04 am
Sephiroth: Wanna know the real reason why I killed Aeris?
Cloud: Eh? Why?
Sephiroth: Because I know her dress makes my butt look Sexy
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:49 pm
Yuffie: "Hey, you know what? See No Evil wasn't all that scary, what do you think? Vinny, Vinny?"
Vincent: "So, much, blood..."
Yuffie: "Holy crap, you're not scared, are you?"
Vincent: "No I wasn't, I mean, holy crap! Get away from me!"
Glen Jacobs (Killer from movie): "What?"
Vincent: "Hurry, Yuffie, get your giant ninja thingy!"
Yuffie: "Dude, it's just the actor..."
Vincent: "Die!" *shoots the hell outta him with the Death Penalty*
Yuffie: "Dude, we're in the..."
Cops: "Freeze!"
Yuffie: "We're boned..."
Vincent: "They're after me! Quick, to the batmobile!"
Yuffie: "We don't have one..."
Vincent: *jumps onto Yuffie* "Run!"
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 6:26 pm
*Watching 'Loveless'*
Cloud: Barret was right, this stinks.
Tifa: Yeah but I knew that already, I didn't come to see it.
Cloud: Oh I see what you mean, that's why you got back row seats...
Tifa: Yes?
Cloud: So we can throw stuff at the people in front of us.
*Starts throwing popcorn*
Tifa: THAT'S NOT IT! OH FORGET IT I'M LEAVING!
*Walks off*
Cloud: Yay more for me.
Xin: Hey keep it down, some people are trying to enjoy thi...
*Get's hit by toaster*
Xin: O_o Ow! Ughh, I really hope that's not the buster sword he's holding.
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 5:19 pm
Cloud: "Okay, let's go gang."
Everyone: "Allright!" *runs and goes inside Cloud*
Cloud: "What the crap? How'd you do that?"
Yuffie: "I'm not too sure actually, kinda big inside you..."
Tifa: "Keheheh, he's even BIGGER in real life, if you know what I mean..."
Barret: "Dayum."
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:28 pm
Cloud: I LOVE YUFFIE!!!
Everyone Else: eek
Cloud: ... She stole my materia... cry .... and she stole my heart! heart
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 12:53 am
BARRET: " I PITY THE FOOL WHO DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MIDGAR!!"
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 5:39 pm
Aerith: So, Cloud, Sephiroth, why do you guys have such big and long swords, huh? Are you hiding something?
Cloud: I have no idea what you are talking about... rolleyes
Sephiroth: Hecky no! wanna see?
Aerith: Why sure! why not?
Sephiroth: Uhh, did not expect that answer...RUN!
*Cloud and Sephiroth run away*
Aerith: Ha! knew it! blaugh
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:43 pm
Aerith: I feel like going on a rampage.
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 6:41 am
Cloud: I'm not wearing underwear today! i'm not wearing underwear!
Barret: I feel pwetty today!
Cid: Isn't pink my color?
Aerith: I HAVE A.D.D.! *jumps on bed*
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 1:54 pm
Cloud: "You'll never make a good husband to Aeris!"
Sephiroth: "You, you shut up you homo!"
Cloud: "What are you talking about! I'm married to Tifa! How can I be..."
Sephiroth: "Dressing like a lady ain't to straight to me."
Tifa: "What are we gonna do? THey promised that they'd stop fighting!"
Aeris: "I have an idea..."
Tifa: "What?"
Aeris: "Just follow my lead..."
Cloud: "That's it, time for a fight to the death!"
Sephiroth: "Fine with me, Homo!"
Aeris: "Oh boys!"
Cloud and Sephiroth: "What?"
Aeris: *tears her dress down the middle and flashes them*
Tifa: *blushes* *does the same*
Cloud: "Woah...."
Sephiroth: "Dude...."
Jhay-R: "Awesome...."
Tifa: "What now, those three don't seem to be gay..."
Aeris: "Told you so! Okay Vincent, you can put your clothes back on!"
Vincent: "I feel... So violated..."
Yuffie: "Nice a** Vinny-kun!"
Actually, I wish this could happen...
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:39 pm
Yuffie: whats materia?
3nodding
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:07 pm
Vincent: I love you cloud.
lets get a kitten!
eek OMG!!! LETS GO GET CUPCAKES FOR KADAJ AND YAZOO!! 4laugh
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never shall that happen.
vincent cant be a pansy scream
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