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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:47 pm
*55 You're in the bathroom at a friend's house, the door doesnt lock, and their 3-year-old kid is trying to push his way in
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:48 pm
*56 You park at a curb and your car door scrapes along the sidewalk when you open it
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:49 pm
*57 You write an address on an envelope, then you realize that it's upside down
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:50 pm
*58 You have to send it out anyways cause it was yur last envelope
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:51 pm
*59 You're sitting in traffic when a car comes speeding by in the shoulder
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:52 pm
*60 The edges of your potatoe chips are green
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:53 pm
*61 People get annoyed when you ask them to move their stuff from an available seat
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:54 pm
*62 Two weeks after your permanent hair dye your hair still smells like sulphur and peaches
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:55 pm
*63 Your refreshments at the movies cost more than dinner
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:56 pm
*64 A station comes in clear when you are standing near it but gets fuzzy when you walk away
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:57 pm
*65 The twenty minute wait turns out to be more like an hour and a half
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:58 pm
*66 You call a business... are put on hold... wait about ten minutes... hear a click... then get a dial tone
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:59 pm
*67 There are always two ice cubes that wont pop out of the tray
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:00 pm
*68 You spill half the water in the tray while trying to put it in the freezer
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:01 pm
*69 You have to pull your new lamp out of a box containing thousands of foam peanuts
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