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 Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:42 pm
3870
voice#2: wait how did.... when...?
voice#4: yes i'd like a 155 howitzer and as many armor piercing rounds as we can carry.
jin: *dives through door as high calibre rounds pepper the bunker*
HAHAHA silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.
voice#2: how are you still existing?
jin: because i'm awesome. and we need to go downstairs.
*bunker starts to crumble*
right meow.
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:33 pm
3871
Voice#6: I'd like some C4. Lots of it!
...also some Trix
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:46 am
3872
jin: i promise all sorts of demolitions, armorments, and kid's cerials once everyone is below ground.
*starts herding everyone towards the stairs*
voice#4: wait? your trying to save us?
awwww you do care!
jin: are you wearing any sort of padding?
voice#4: like football pads? no i'm jus-
*gets pushed down the stairs by jin*
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:24 am
3873
Wait...free ammo? where's the trap?
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:19 pm
3874 Right here  But now's not the time for that. ...and the padding was next to the stairs. *shows up in an elevator downstairs* If memory serves me well, demolition ordinance is on another floor down, as for rounds, the aisle are organized by caliber. The higher the caliber the farther the aisle is.
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:35 pm
3875
voice#4: oh yeah we had an elevator insta;lled. why didn't we take that?
jin: because i wanted to push someone down the stairs.
*walks into elevator*
i need to go to the third floor. the rest of you load up.
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:14 am
3876
Voice#6: *looks down the column of shelves*
...that's a lot of aisles.
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:26 am
3876
voice#2: i guess, considering the scarcity of weapons and ammo in this area.
*heads towards Heavy machinegun isle*
voice#4: i forget, what are energy weapons catagorised as?
voice#2: 'other' it's at the end.
voice#4:*looks down isles*
.....damn.
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:57 pm
3877 There's a missing antique bear trap. Please tell me if you find it. *an explosion can be heard outside* My my, do we have guests? 
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:15 pm
3878
voice#2: enemies at the gate. prepare for ultimate glory.
voice#4: *lifts 50 cal machine gun*
don't you mean "prepare to die miserably at the hands of a psychotic rabbit because jin was bored?"
voice#2: same thing!
*loads rpg*
-meanwhile, three floors down-
jin: *typing on a consol*
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are a-sitting in a row
big ones, small ones, some as big as-
*consol beeps*
my dear friends!
welcome to my humble auction.
the one item up for grabs is a prototype giant fighting robot capable of planetary destruction with minimal effort.
bidding starts at 5 hundred million.
if you doubt my claims, please turn your attention to the second window on your screen, a demonstration is in progress.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:58 pm
3879
Voice#6: The farther down the aisle the higher the caliber eh?
*runs for the aisle that has the anti-tank rounds*
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:12 pm
3880
*gets a phone call*
...yes?
....Already?
....Very well.
*disappears off into the shadows*
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:21 pm
3881
voice#4: *looks at 50 cal machinegun*
eh.
*looks at minigun*
hmmm... nah.
*looks at 20mm volcan cannon*
oooh. i want that one.
voice#2: -from the furthest isle-
did you know catapults that are counted as 'other'?
i learn something new every day!
-meanwhile-
jin: i don't care what will happen once you get the robot, that money isn't recognised. so i won't accept it. legel tender or no robot.
*person on lower left screen starts to argue but jin hits the mute button*
gentlemen you have to understand, i don't care about your cause, be it good or evil, it will cost you the same.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:02 pm
3882
Voice#6: *whispers* bitches still love cannons.
*comes back with an anti-tank gun and caresses it*
.....so what's the plan?
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:30 pm
3883
voice#2: *walks over with plasma rifle*
dudes. look what i found.
voice#4: isn't that thing likely to explode when you fire it?
voice#2: only a 5% chance. besides this thing will melt right through that thing's armor
voice#2: so lets talk plans, because i don't think "shoot it until it stops moving will turn out well for us"
voice#2: what about plan D?
voice#3: concentrated, well aimed, combined arms fires from covered positions?
might work.
-meanwhile-
jin: of course i password locked the main weapons. if it could actually use all it's weapons i'd be dead. and i know how you would all hate that.
i charge an additional 20 million for each password to each weapons system.
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