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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:32 am


Cloud: Im going to comb my hair
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:25 am


Cloud: *walks with Sephiroth and me* "I thought you said this was a fangirl hangout..."
Jhay: "Thought so, but they move around. Sorta like ducks, but more, clingy... So, why do you wanna whack 'em?"
Cloud: "For one, they made fun of my girl friend. Two, they made Sephiroth and I have..."
Sephiroth: "Shut it, we all know the damn story... Pretty well written though. Although, some are just crap."
Jhay: "Um... Dudes, look." *points towards a stampede*
Cloud: "Heh, easy kill..."
Sephiroth: "Fire!" *nothing happens*
Jhay: "Oh, forgot. Materia doesn't work in this realm."
Cloud: "Shi, thas alright... Wait, those aren't fangirls..."
Tifa: "God dammit, Cloud, RUN!"
Aeris: "Too powerful! Come in too big of a number!"
Jhay: "My god man, we are royally boned! Screw you guys, I'm, going home!"
Sephiroth: "Coward!"
Cloud: "Well, it's only you and I, dude."

~10 minutes later~
Sephiroth: "He was right..."
Cloud: "We were royally boned..."
FanGirl #1: "My gawd! We have Cloud and Sephiroth! I got dibs on their underwear!"
FG#2: "I want their clothes!"
FG#3: "Well, I just want their bodies!"
Sephiroth: "Evil wench, where have you put Tifa and Aeris?"
FG#2: "Meh, we just put them in the torture chamber. Stupid mary-sues, stealing you away from me!"
FG#1: "Well, I'm a Cloud and Aeris fan, I just wanted Tifa dead cause she's a ho."
Cloud: "F**k you, lady!"
Jhay: "Oh, that's it, I'm back bitches, I'm back!"
FG#1: "Hey, what are you doing here!"
Jhay: *Kicks her in the face* "Damn... Got fangirl on my shoe..."
FG#2: "Oh my gawd, you killed Fangirl number 1!"
FG#3: "Get him!"
Jhay: "I think two ladies got my back..."
Tifa: "It's time to kick a** and chew bubble gum..."
Aeris: "And we're outta gum..."
*carnage and death like the world has never known*

Jhay: "s**t... That, was awesome...."
Cloud: "Damn straight."


~ I have nothing against fangirls, just the ones that pair characters up with themselves, and bash on the girls just because they're jealous of em... Talking about Tifa and Aeris bashers... ~

Jhay-R


Unsui

PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:38 am


Cloud: "The lifestream really does taste like kiwi jello"
PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 2:44 pm


Vincent: Is there a bathroom any where?
Cloud: Meow meow meow meow meow meow....meow meow meow meow meow meow
Sephiroth: Flowers are pretty...especially the dandelions
Red XII: I peed on my father...I had to mark my territory
Cid: I have a cut on my lip and I keep touching with my tongue but that's only making it worse

Dyne_Serlith


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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:33 pm


*During Cloud's coma*

Tifa: Oh Cloud! cry
Cait Sith: Hey Tifa, guess what? When Cloud washed up on shore he had a lottery ticket for 150,000,000 gil! 3nodding
Tifa: cry ...And? confused
Cait Sith: Well you see, the winning numbers matched, except he was already in a coma so... sad
Tifa: Didn't you cash it in? neutral
Cait Sith: Nope.
Cloud: WHAT!!!!? scream *Jumps out of his wheelchair and knocks Cait out*

*Cloud goes to the cave where all the Mako is made*

Cloud: Ugh...Just a bit more...! *Shoving big huge rocks in front of the mako river*
*All the mako gushes out at him*

*Three days later*

Tifa: Why Cloud! crying *Crying over him in the wheelchair again*
Cait Sith: *Washes his paws* Heh heh. twisted

*Two days later*

Cloud: *Wakes up* Oh my God, where the hell am I? sweatdrop
Cait Sith: In the hospital! You were intoxicated again!
Cloud: Oh--What the heck, damn why am I getting that nice feeling!? eek
Cait Sith: I dunno... *Walking out of the room* ninja

*Six hours later*

Cloud: *At Tifa's Seventh Heaven*
Tifa: Here ya go! *Hands him a drink*
Cloud: *takes a sip and passes out*

*Three days later*

Cloud: *Wakes up in the hospital* What the...Where am I? confused
Cait Sith: In the hospital again.
Cloud: WOULD YOU STOP GREETING ME!? scream What happened anyways? neutral
Cait Sith: Tifa put a heavy drug in your drink.
Cloud: That *uckin *itch...Where is she now? stare
Cait Sith: Jail. 3nodding

*In jail*

Tifa: I'M GONNA MISS THE FINAL EPISODE OF THE AMAZING RACE, LET ME OUT!! crying
PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:24 am


Cloud: OMG! I can't find my gel!
Aeris: hum, so that's how you do it...
Cloud: Yup, but i can't @#&%*$! find it.
Aeris: What ever gave you the idea for that hairstyle anyway?
Tifa: From some guy that passed through Nibelheim when we were kids, he's worn his hair like him ever since.
Aeris: Oh, who was the guy?
Tifa: Not sure... but his suitcase said "Crono"

~*~

Cloud: *to everyone* I love you all more than bunnies ;o;

~*~

Cloud: You know... besides my panties bunching up pretending to be a girl wasn't all that bad.

Otaru Sushi


TKNO

PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:23 pm


Cloud: I think I'll actually cut my hair!
Seph: I'm donating all that Gil I got to the abused children's fondation.
Cid: I think I'm pink today *Puts on Aeris' clothing*
Aeris: Tifa...I love you!
Tifa: I Love you too!
Cid: I've stopped doing drugs.
PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:07 am


Cloud - Hey Barret! Bend over, big boy!
Barret - You know I'm just raisin' this little white girl to turn her out when she hits 14.
Tifa - The truth is, this is all too weird for me. See ya'll later, I'm gonna go grab a smoothie. Have fun saving the world!
Aerith - I sell frickin' flowers, okay? I don't know a damn thing about nothin'! Do you want a flower or not? Cause my feet ache from walkin' around this stupid dark shithole of a city and I need to eat!
Cid - I actually stole all those blueprints from United Airlines.
Seph - All this crap about JENOVA - I made that up. APRIL FOOL!
Cait Sith - Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms.
Yuffie - Hey Barret! Bend over, big boy!

Aramethea


gemini_kintel

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 1:22 am


cloud:i'm the juggernaut b***h, my swords made of laffy taffy.
seph:I like laffy taffy *gets hit in face with laffy taffy.*
Cloud:ddddaaammmnn
seph:*rolls up in wheel chair* rufus, darling lets go home.
rufus surprised k *seph and rufus both roll away in wheel-chairs.
Barrett:someone say laffy taffy.
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:09 am


tifa : do you think i have Ds or DDs because i can never remaber ...... from the last time i had a bra

the guys : eek

Mis Dragon


Jhay-R

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:08 pm


dragonteenager
tifa : do you think i have Ds or DDs because i can never remaber ...... from the last time i had a bra

the guys : eek


I don't think she has DDs, maybe a D, but definately DD... That'd break her back man...

Cloud: *wakes up in Tifa's arms* 'Heh, last night was, awesome!'
Tifa: *grabs Cloud tightly*
Cloud: 'What the?'
Tifa: *continues to squeeze tighter on him*
Cloud: *gets deeper into her chest* 'God, what a way to die, suffocated by Tifa's boobies...'
Tifa: "No, Yuffie... This is my gian marshmallow..."
Cloud: *starts to get a nosebleed* "Need, air...."


(I really support CloTi, but it would be hella funny to see this)
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:47 pm


Vincent: Guys!! DINNER'S READY!!!

vincent_kyun


Black Angel 1

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:57 pm


*At tifa's 7th Heaven.*

Cloud: Hey Barret! look in this box!

Barret: *Looks in box and gets punched in the face*

Cloud HA! That's what you get for stealing my Resees.
PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:31 pm


Cloud: "Oh my god, you lit Nibelhiem on fire!"
Sephiroth: *sitting near a house with a stick*
Cloud: "What are you doing?"
Sephiroth: "Cooking marsh mal lows, want one?"
Cloud: "Oooh.... Marshmallows... Wait, what the hell?"
Sephiroth: "Screw you!" *takes marshmallows and walks past the fire*
Cloud: "Dude..."
Sephiroth: "Oh my god, I'm on fire!"

Jhay-R


Marasu

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:39 pm


Sephiroth:"I love the planet and everyone living on it"
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