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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:29 pm
*40 The child-proof medicine cap serves to remind you that you are still a child
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:31 pm
*41 You pull on the toilet paper and the whole reel comes flying off into the toilet
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:32 pm
*42 You drink from a soda can into which someone put a cigarette in it
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:33 pm
*43 You accidently dial the same person you just talked to
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:35 pm
*44 The lobster salad sandwich turns out to be sea legs supreme
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:36 pm
*45 It costs you $127 dollars to frame a $6 dollar poster
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:37 pm
*46 You spend 5 minutes explaining your situation to someone on the phone who turns out to be the answering service
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:39 pm
*47 You slice your tongue licking an envelope
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:40 pm
*48 You open a magazine and a reply card comes falling out onto your lap
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:41 pm
*49 Another one comes out several pages later
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:42 pm
*50 Your tire guage lets out half the air when you are trying to check the pressure reading
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:43 pm
*51 Someone sitting near you on the train passes gas every few minutes for the trip
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:44 pm
*52 People turn to you like you did it
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:45 pm
*53 You go out of your way to hold the door open for someone and they dont even say anything in return
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:46 pm
*54 You light a damp match and the head of it fuzes to your finger
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