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He's going to be fine- Jaymei's just a little shaken up...

@Liv and Gidget: Thank you ^^

@Alex: I'm sorry if I got your character wrong. Essentially it's an Alex from my imagination, but I based it off of you, so...

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“Oh my goodness, I can’t believe that you actually exist! You guys are like, fiction where I came from.”

“T-that’s good to know,” stuttered Allen, scooting away from the strange Finder with sparkling eyes. “So, um, what’s your name?”

“Alex!” he shouted in ecstasy, hood nearly falling off with excitement. “And you’re Allen Walker, am I right?”

“Eh…yes…”

“And you’re Lenalee, Lavi, Bookman, and Krory,” Alex gibbered, pointing at each Exorcist in turn. Each scooted away with the mention of their name, taking their trays with them. Unfortunate Allen was soon the only one within three meters of him, having been unable to move his teetering tower of lunch.

“So can I see your weapon? Pretty please with a cherry on top?”

“Um, no…”

“Why not? It’s not like it’s going to explode or anything. The other Finders said that it’s a strange arm and a cape. How many Akuma have you destroyed? Did it ever get hurt? How do you heal a parasite-type Innocence?” Allen soon was quite tired of hearing this strange fellow talk. He himself didn’t reply much, but somehow the Finder was still spouting questions as endless as Bookman’s needles.

But when Alex asked “Are you really rivals with Kanda”, Allen jumped and said, “Oh, um…ask Kanda yourself.” It seemed like the name was a magic word, because the Finder leapt up and said, “He’s here?! Where?” Allen eagerly pointed to the dark smudge eating soba in the opposite corner, not feeling even a bit guilty of dumping the talkative Finder on the Exorcist.

Alex sped over to Kanda’s side. “Oh my God, it really is Yu eating soba! What a sight! Hey, Yu, can I take a picture with us…”

Clink.

“H-hey, no n-need to be unfriendly, now!” Alex laughed, even though Mugen was actually resting on the skin of his throat. “As if you’d really harm me, a colleague! See!” And with that, he did what no Finder, Exorcist, or Noah (or Akuma, for that matter) had done before while living to tell the tale. And probably never will.

He glomped Kanda.

Saying words that cannot be repeated in this manuscript, Kanda fell out of his seat with the weight. Swearing harshly, he tried to slash at the monkey at his back. But Alex either was very lucky or very skilled at dodging swords, since none of his attempts to dislodge the Finder worked. And all the while, the monkey was howling questions that irritated the Japanese man even more. “Does your room have any other swords in it? How often do you sharpen Mugen? Do you really like any girls in the Order? Do you really have a tattoo on your chest? Let me see!”

Kanda struggled as the Finder proceeded to try and take off his clothing. At this point of time, the dining hall was emptied of people who had even the tiniest will to live, so only the tables were shredded into timber when he activated Mugen, summoned a second sword, and attempted to suffocate Alex with the chain between them. “So pretty!” Alex exclaimed, riding Kanda like a horse and letting his hands go to keep the chain from choking him while marveling at its splendor.

“Get off!” yowled Kanda, running backwards into the walls in trying to squish the annoying Finder. Nothing worked; Alex took it all like a practice dummy of diamond. “You’re so cute when you’re mad, you know that?” he asked. “You little bishonen, you!”

That was the last straw. Although he hated to do so, he went to see Komui about the business, leaving the dining hall in something beyond ruins from fits of slashing.

Three doses of sedatives later, Alex was still up and questioning Kanda about obscene (and embarrassing) matters. “What color is your underwear?” he asked after Komui left for a crowbar. “What kind of girls do you like? Are you a virgin?”

“Shut up!” roared Kanda, looking for another syringe of sedatives.

“Or are you a homo?” asked Alex, grinning at the thought. “Let me test it out…” And he did so. By kissing Kanda.

The Exorcist began spitting the nastiest words he knew in both English and Japanese. That, too, will be omitted from this version of the story.

Searching through the drawers, Kanda found the chief’s store of sleeping pills (oddly placed beside sacks of coffee). ‘Danger!’ the label read. ‘One dose is enough for results. More than the official amount will undeniably lead to death.’ With a wicked smile, Kanda took five and stuffed them into Alex’s mouth.

“Hey!” he exclaimed after swallowing them all. “That’s not nice…for…”

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“You go wake him up, Lavi.”

“That’s suicide! Where’s Lenalee?”

“Don’t drag Lenalee into this!” Allen sighed as Kanda mumbled something again and turned to the other side, tossing and turning. “Wonder if he’s having a nightmare?”

“Dunno, but if he doesn’t wake up soon, he’ll miss the new Finder coming in.”

“What was his name again?” asked Allen, looking out the carriage window as the Black Order came closer. Lavi looked out of his and said, “I’m pretty sure Komui said that it was Alex.”

I'm just gonna stay off I guess............

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Kiwi: ! Welcome home! Sorry I was reading that story.. Now I must eat.!