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 Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:54 am
inuyashahoty22 cloud: hey evry one i have to tell every one something...i'm gay everyone:...... Barret: ... me too tifa: man now who i'm i goin marrey? Aries: i get red! cid: dont look at me i got i wife Tifa: damn..... cloud: Barret will you marry me? Barret: ok Tifa: ******** you all i'll marry Sephiroth. *When Aeris and Red get married* Red: I do. Aeris: I do. Minsister: I now pronounce you--Yeah yeah, you get it. stare *Shoos them away* *Closing song plays* Cloud: *Bawling* WAAAAAAAAH!! crying crying *Everyone is staring at him* confused stare Barret: What's your problem foo!? Cloud: ITS SO BEAUTIFUL!!! crying crying *When they decide to have kids* *CENSORED* HAHA! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:48 pm
Okay, I feel sick and discustered right now... Red/Aeris, never right, never was...
Vincent: "See the pretty girl in that mirror there.'
Cloud: "What mirror where?"
Vincent: "Who could that pretty girl be?"
Cloud: "Oh, which one where?"
Vincent: "There, right there, see?"
Cloud: "Where?"
Vincent: "Right, there." *puts his face next to Cloud's*
Cloud: *turns around* "I don't see it..." *lips pass on Vincent's*
Vincent: "Damn, it worked."
Cloud: "You! U sir 4 n00b, greater than colon hypen left parenthasis!"
Vincent: "Heh, speark for yourself, can't beat Final Fantasy 7 without a gameshark."
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:51 pm
Cid: Hey guys i quit smoking.
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Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:21 am
Sephiroth: Cloud, i have great news!
Cloud: You're going to surrender?!
Sephiroth: No! I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Cloud: .....
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:31 pm
Tifa: "Yay! We won another battle!"
Aeris: "Oh, it seems you've ripped your shirt, Tifa."
Tifa: "Well, you ripped your dress, Aeri-kun."
Aeris: "I have an idea! Let's go behind that bush and change out of these clothes."
Tifa: "Sounds like a plan!"
TnA: *walk behind the bush and start changing*
Yuffie: *spys on them* "Meheheheheheh.... Boobies, gods gift to men, lesbians, and Bi girls..."
Cloud: True dat..."
Vincent: "Yep... Yuffie, we still up for later night?"
Yuffie: "You know it homeboy, at the next Inn, I'll give you what you promised."
Vincent: "Aight, we haven't done it in monthes, so you owe me a lot."
Yuffie: "Shiet, you know I always deliver."
Cloud: "Look, they're kissing!"
Sephiroth: "Where?"
Cloud: "Right there, look! Oh shoot, I think they heard us..."
Yuffie: "Heh, you guys are screwed. Good thing I'm a girl!"
Cloud: "Wait a minute... What the crap? No, no, not that!"
Tifa: *casts fire on the bush they're hiding in*
Aeris: "Kill it with fire!"
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:25 am
Vincent:
Stop being a p***y cloud and just shave the gorilla!
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:26 am
Jhay-R Tifa: "Yay! We won another battle!" Aeris: "Oh, it seems you've ripped your shirt, Tifa." Tifa: "Well, you ripped your dress, Aeri-kun." Aeris: "I have an idea! Let's go behind that bush and change out of these clothes." Tifa: "Sounds like a plan!" TnA: *walk behind the bush and start changing* Yuffie: *spys on them* "Meheheheheheh.... Boobies, gods gift to men, lesbians, and Bi girls..." Cloud: True dat..." Vincent: "Yep... Yuffie, we still up for later night?" Yuffie: "You know it homeboy, at the next Inn, I'll give you what you promised." Vincent: "Aight, we haven't done it in monthes, so you owe me a lot." Yuffie: "Shiet, you know I always deliver." Cloud: "Look, they're kissing!" Sephiroth: "Where?" Cloud: "Right there, look! Oh shoot, I think they heard us..." Yuffie: "Heh, you guys are screwed. Good thing I'm a girl!" Cloud: "Wait a minute... What the crap? No, no, not that!" Tifa: *casts fire on the bush they're hiding in* Aeris: "Kill it with fire!" LMAO!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:29 am
cloud: gosh why do we all have to fight
aeris: shut the f*@k up cloud you little wuss
barret: *squeals*
cid: i think i am gonna quit smoking
vincent: we fight...for the bunnies...yes the bunnies i love them!
yuffie: here you guys have my materia!
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:40 pm
Yuffie: *starts sifting through the Internet* *finds a chatroom called "Final Heaven"* *signs in as KissaYuffie*
KissaYuffie: Kissayuffie has signed in
KissaYuffie: "Wassup all!"
Tiffany: "Sup ninja girl!"
KissaYuffie: "Who are you?"
Tiffany: "Don't you know? My full name's Tiffany Lockheart."
KissaYuffie: "You're fu**ing shi**ing me? You're full name's Tiffany?!"
Tiffany: "Yeah! You didn't know?"
KissaYuffie: "Woah... I never thought of that..."
Tiffany: "Damn, you are one whole brand of stupid, you know that?"
Flowergirl: "Yep, she one stupid mutha man..."
Cloud9: "Holy crap... I'm the only guy here... I have an idea, let's all cyber!"
KissaYuffie: KissaYuffie has signed out
Flowergirl: Flowergirl has signed out
Tiffany: Tiffany has signed out
Winged-Angel: Winged-Angel has signed in
Cloud9: "How about you, wanna cyber pretty lil thing?"
Winged-Angel: "Yeah, let's go at it!"
First part based off a true conversation I had with my friend Vincent, no lie. I had no idea that Tifa's full name was Tiffany...
Middle part based off my friend IY, was the only guy there, and wanted to see two girls kiss.... Mehheheheh....
Last part, made up to be funny
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:33 pm
Aeris: *Offers Seph a carnation*
Seph: *Accepts it and then swallows it whole* BELCH! scream
Cloud: BURPING CONTEST! scream
Seph: YOUR ON! scream
Cloud: BURP!
Seph: BURP!
*Five weeks later*
Cloud: *Staggering in exhaustion* Bu----rp...! gonk
Seph: I've almost...Beat you...! Burp...! gonk
Cait Sith: *Enters* Hiya guys, what's up?
Aeris: Cloud and Sephiroth have been going at it for weeks. stare
Seph: *Staggers and then falls on his back* ...Urp... xp
Cait Sith: Wow ya'll sure do suck! confused
Cloud: I challenge you...I could beat you so easily...And I haven't even slept in 35 days... stare
Cait Sith: *Whips out a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and chugs it*
Cloud: Uh... xp *Feeling sick* BLEEEEEEEECH! gonk *Blowing chunks down Aeris' shirt*
Aeris: WTF YOU GAY WAD!! scream *Knocks him out*
Cait Sith: *Burps as loud as a ripping elephant*
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:40 pm
Barret: Tifa and I have an announcement.
Cloud: Ummm... OMG! YOURE ACTUALLY, LIKE, WHITE?
Tifa: Not quite.
Barret: It has to do with Marlene. She came from my womb. Im a woman.
Tifa: And my sperm. Im a man.
Cloud: OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!
Marlene: Im a boy.
Barret: I know, dear.
Tifa: I know.
Cloud: OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG! I HAVE, LIKE, AN ANNOUNCEMENT TOO!
Barret: Youre gay.
Cloud: LIKE, OMG! HOW'D YOU KNOW!
Barret: Listen to you talk. Dead giveaway.
Tifa: And, you didnt stop after my panties came off.
Cloud: Oh... yeah.
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:44 pm
Jhay: "Hey, look what people think of you on the Internet..."
Aeris: "Hum... Seems a lot of people like me... What the hell is that?"
Jhay: "What?"
Aeris: "Right there... Is that me, and Red..."
Jhay: *shudders* "God, I feel the god damn way b***h..."
Aeris: "Whadja say?"
Jhay: "Sorry, get weirded out when I see that bull... Onto Tifa!"
Tifa: "Hmm? 'Tifa's a stupid whore, she deserves to die...' What the f*ck is this bullshit!"
Jhay: "Some people say that you're a whore because of your breasts and clothes."
Tifa: "B*tches! That's f*ckin' whack! Is it my fault that I matured this way?"
Jhay: "I believe you, Teef. That's the biggest load of bull ever, eh? Well, it's not as bad as what Cloud and Sephi got it..."
Cloud: "What? What's wrong with... What the..."
Sephiroth: " 'As Sephiroth pulled closer to Cloud, Sephiroth whispered, "You know you want it..." The two locked lips and...' What the hell is this?"
Jhay: "Yaoi fanfiction... Fangirls around the world just like to see you two have go at it like dogs in heat, scary eh?"
Sephiroth: *takes out sword* "Seems like you and I have something in common, du."
Cloud: "Aight, let's take out some god damn fangirls!"
Tifa and Aeris: "And let's take out some haters!"
Jhay: "Sweeeeeeeet...."
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 7:04 pm
*Cloud and Cait Sith are having a conversation*
Cloud: So... Cait Sith... How is it that you can move and all? I now you're a robot and have mechanic parts and all, but that's just it. If you're just a doll stuffed 'till burst point with fluff how is that that you can move and all? No mecanic arms or anything would fit in there...
Cait Sith: You know Cloud... I honestly don't know how to answer you...
Cloud: I see... Then for the sake of knowledge I know what I must do!
*Screen shifts to Yuffie and Barret*
Barret: DAMN YOU B****!!!!! *pulls out her intestines* Foo'
Yuffie: Ugnhf...
Barret: If I put you back together, will you just leave? Foo'?
Yuffie: Ntkf
Barret: I'll take that as a yes... *puts her intestines back in* Foo'
Yuffie: You fool! You forget that I have an Enemy Skill materia! Now prepare yourself to face the incredible fury of the Enemy Skill! *casts something and vomits out her intestines, but backwards this time*
Barret: Huh... I think I'll just go... Foo'
*A while later, Barret finds Cloud surrounded by Cait parts and fluff*
Cloud: I see... So it was Living brainwashed fluff... Hey Cait! I found out what makes you m- *looks around him and spots the parts* Oh...
Barret: Foo'
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:14 pm
*Aeris gets pulled into real world.*
Aeris: "Wait! Who the heck are you and what am I doing here?!"
Xin: "I'm Xin and you're in the real world. I saved you."
Aeris: "From what?"
Xin: "Well you were going to die at the hands of Sephiroth, I had a preminition..."
Aeris: "So there's magic in this world too?"
Xin: "Errr... no."
Aeris: "Are you sure I'm in another world, looks pretty much like the slums to me."
Xin: "What! You take that back!"
*Xin's sister walks up to the two of them.*
Rachel: "Is there any real point in this conversation."
Xin: "Not really."
Aeris: "WHO THE HELL IS THIS! I TURN MY BACK FOR ONE SECOND AND YOU GO WITH THE NEAREST PIECE OF a** THAT COMES YOUR WAY.
Xin: "Um that's my sister, ew gross. I would rather have you any day Aeris." heart
Aeris: "I HAD TO TAKE THIS FROM CLOUD WITH TIFA AND YUFFIE AND NOW YOU! YOU'RE AN INCONSIDERATE ASSHO..."
Xin: "You would think that would have made her happy. Think there's any way of shutting her up?"
Rachel: "I know one."
*Pulls out katana and stabs her in the back Sephiroth style.*
Xin: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" crying
Rachel: "It shut her up didn't it?" stare
Xin: "I guess so..."
Rachel: "Boy she was a b***h in real life"
Xin: "TAKE THAT BACK!!!" scream
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 12:58 am
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