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 Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:15 pm
*24 And four pages of what you hope are chocolate smudges shortly after
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:16 pm
*25 The person sitting next to you in the theater hogs the armrest for the entire show
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:17 pm
*26 There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:17 pm
*27 Your waiter removes your plate before you're even finished
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:18 pm
*28 You can never put anything back in a box the way it came
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:19 pm
*29 The department stores have lots of cash registers but only one over crowded cashier's window to issue refunds
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:20 pm
*30 There are no hooks in the fitting room
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:21 pm
*31 The germy metal tab on your beverage dips into what you are drinking when you open it
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:22 pm
*32 A fire engine red sock accidently gets placed in you white washables
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:23 pm
*33 The waiter asks if everything is okay when your mouth is full
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:24 pm
*34 Three hours and three meetings after lunch you find out you have food stuck in your teeth
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:25 pm
*35 You open the wrong side of the milk carton
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:26 pm
*36 The telemarketing rep not only interupts your dinner, he mangles the pronunciation of your name
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:27 pm
*38 The waitress refills your cup of decaf with regular coffee
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:28 pm
*39 Your perfect shower gets too extreme when someone flushes the toilet
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