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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:19 pm
How is it that you have time to run a universe and a restaurant, Lucifer?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:19 pm
Anyone have the ETA on the servers not being pooch-screwed anymore?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:21 pm
John Constantine Lucifer Morningstar I am sorely tempted to ban Englishmen as well as lapdogs from this establishment. I'm in a bleedin' wheely bin covered in iffy lunchmeat. How much worse could you possibly make it for me? Care to test me, or do you enjoy having use of your genitals?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:22 pm
Richard Rider How is it that you have time to run a universe and a restaurant, Lucifer? Comes with being a god. Not quite omnipresent, but then I've got a few people looking over things when I step out.
*looks at the several dozen martinis populating the top of the counter*
I see Wally was working tonight.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:23 pm
Lucifer Morningstar John Constantine Lucifer Morningstar I am sorely tempted to ban Englishmen as well as lapdogs from this establishment. I'm in a bleedin' wheely bin covered in iffy lunchmeat. How much worse could you possibly make it for me? Care to test me, or do you enjoy having use of your genitals? 'Least I've got some, Kenneth.
Anyway, me AIM's ******** and I'm knackered. If anyone wants me I'll be asleep in the back of Chas' cab.
*surreptitiously fills pockets with Martinis*
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:25 pm
*takes out his cell phone and speed dials*
Hi Pharamond. I'm going to need a favor. Do please remove England from existence for a few days. No, three days will be fine. Just leave him floating in the middle of the ocean for a while, I'm sure he'll talk someone into giving him a lift. Lovely, thank you.
*hangs up*
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:30 pm
eek
Umm... any chance I could have you arrange something like that for my ex husbands, only on a more permanent basis?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:30 pm
You should try that with America for a few days. Maybe I could get the French speaking French again.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:31 pm
I wasn't aware the French ever stopped speaking French. Quite popular in France to speak the language.
*makes chocolate martinis*
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:32 pm
Umm, Americans don't speak French, or English for that matter. These days they speak Spanish.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:33 pm
The only people in America I've ever seen speak passable Spanish are immigrants. German is quite popular in some cities though. No idea why, but it is.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:34 pm
You've never been to the Southwestern part of the country, have you?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:35 pm
Lucifer Morningstar I wasn't aware the French ever stopped speaking French. Quite popular in France to speak the language.
*makes chocolate martinis* (French was banned after a lengthy trade war with the US referred to as The War of the Verbals in Transmetropolitan.)
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:40 pm
Err... last time I went to France in '91, they were speaking the hell out of some French.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:40 pm
Spider_Jerusalem Lucifer Morningstar I wasn't aware the French ever stopped speaking French. Quite popular in France to speak the language.
*makes chocolate martinis* (French was banned after a lengthy trade war with the US referred to as The War of the Verbals in Transmetropolitan.) Wrong canon. And I do believe that anyone who thinks the French would stop speaking French knows very little, if anyhting, about world politics. Ellis, you've done it again.
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