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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:25 pm
Eric Coldfire Nightmare tossed away the scroll "I'm just saying, you're no nun, Ivy." Eddy chuckled "if she's going to be judged can we do it Egyptian style, where we take her heart and compare it's weight to a feather?" He reached into Ivy's shirt, feeling for her heart. *rises out of the ooc's pool on a giant armchair made of seashell* I, Posiedon God of the seas, say that the one called Poison Ivy should be sent into the underworld to be judged by the three... judges. Eddy pouted, his arm still in Ivy's shirt "awwww but we decided on Egyptian." "No what you're saying is you want me to burn in hell!" She growled.
She glared at Edward. "Get your !@#$%^&* hand out of my shirt. Right. Now."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:52 pm
Whoa, I didn't say anyone was dead, just that there's gotta be a lot of cop action in heaven. And I don't know what Oliver has to do with bondage lumberjack rape in hell. Don't be silly, silly.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:58 pm
"Correction: Oliver WAS a billionaire eco-terrorism fighter. . . There's a big difference."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:05 pm
Miles ain't dead, he's just become a nightlight.
Edward pulled his arm out "your bust got smaller, Ivy."
Nightmare shrugged and started playing Deadliest Warrior the game "Spartan against Apache.... put butter on the Apache, he's toast."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:29 pm
Eric Coldfire Miles ain't dead, he's just become a nightlight. Edward pulled his arm out "your bust got smaller, Ivy." Nightmare shrugged and started playing Deadliest Warrior the game "Spartan against Apache.... put butter on the Apache, he's toast." "I hope you've signed your last will and testament. . ."You're right, the Apache is toast.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:06 pm
Ivy grinned. "Who cares about money? I can still my own and have a team perfectly well equipped to help me do so. Oliver may not be rich, but dead or alive he'll always be damn good looking."
Pam sheepishly cleared her throat. "I'd like to hear more about his interests in eco-terrorist." She looked at Eric. "Radioactive or not, Miles is still a kind and gentle soul and a very sweet and special man."
Ivy glowered. "Yeah, that's why he sold the damn watch we got him for Christmas." She crossed her arms.
Pamela blushed. "He did so to survive, he needed weapons. I'm glad our watched could be useful to his survival.
Ivy scoffed. She kicked Edward in the nads and smiled. "And your sack just got bigger."
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:45 pm
Eddy smiled "spell it, c. u. p." he knocked on his cup covered crotch.
Gentle or not, he can probably kill you with radiation poisoning by just kissing you.
Nightmare cursed at the tv "F*CK YOU APACHE!!!" he yelled as the Apache's tomahawk decapitated his Spartan "those are way too overpowered." He swatted the Apache with the Spartan's shield "that's a Spartan style b***h slap!"
Tail poked out of Pamala's garden, dressed as Indeana Jones.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:56 pm
It's not that surprising. Spartans focused more on group tactics. They watched each others backs, so... I guess they're not very good at watching their own.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:26 am
That's not true, Stray. They did begin training shortly after they could walk. And I don't mean under the tutelage of somebody more prolific than they are, I mean almost literally tossed out into the wilderness. Only when they survived did they train under someone. . . Reminds me of Piccolo and Gohan.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:47 am
And surving out in the wilderness has nothing to do with either combat or actual survival. If they survived it was more likely a combination of already learned skills, i.e. training, and sheer dumb luck. There's no innate combat prowess. And all of that's only if the graphic novel 300 was not exaggeration... >_>
But anyway, Spartans pretty much lived in a grand city and trained. And the way they trained was to go out in the wilderness, yes?
Apaches lived in the wilderness. There was no... not in the wilderness. No cities, just wild animals everywhere.
Offering a different kind of analogy, comparing Spartans and Apaches is like comparing the Sardaukar and the Fremen from Dune. They're both hardcore, yes. You expect one to be pretty damn hardcore considering where they come from and what they do, as well as the kind of reputation they have. But when it comes down to it, the Apaches, like Fremen, are just a little bit badder.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:06 am
I didn't watch/read Dune, so I have no clue what that means. Don't get me wrong, you have a point, they're both badass warriors. The graphic novel (as far as up to the actual battle goes) is very accurate, considering that it was based on the writings of Herodotus, who was an historian in early 400's BC.
Also, what do you mean, surviving in the wilderness alone has nothing to do with survival? They had to fight animals and the weather before they got any sort of training whatsoever, meaning just around the age of 4-5, shortly after they could walk.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:55 pm
Ivy rolled her eyes. "When you die, that will be the biggest orgasm I've ever had." Ivy fluffs her hair and reapplies her lipstick.
Pamela blushed. "I think Miles is worth the risk."
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:55 pm
Eddy smiled "and I'll be happy to contribute to that."
Nightmare patted Pamala's back "the bald look just isn't you."
*watches Suckerpunch trailer* it's like a more realistic version of Inception, seriously, who dreams of cities folding in half, weightlessness, and rooms turning upside down? Now girls dreaming of giant samurai robots, Nazis, fighting dragons in WW2 fighter planes and mechs, and scadly clad girls in leather and fishnets.... hell yeah.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:23 pm
Psychoholic Slag I didn't watch/read Dune, so I have no clue what that means. Don't get me wrong, you have a point, they're both badass warriors. The graphic novel (as far as up to the actual battle goes) is very accurate, considering that it was based on the writings of Herodotus, who was an historian in early 400's BC. Also, what do you mean, surviving in the wilderness alone has nothing to do with survival? They had to fight animals and the weather before they got any sort of training whatsoever, meaning just around the age of 4-5, shortly after they could walk. What I mean is Spartans did that as a trial. There was a brief period of their life in which they went out and either lived or died. If they survived, that didn't automatically make them expert survivalists or anything. They just didn't die is all. Whereas the Apache learned all the time and were constantly being taught all the techniques the older ones knew. They lived in the wilderness all the time for their entire lives, no guards, no gates, no walls or city, no mountains or shields, hunting and providing for themselves. Rather than constant training for sporadic wars, they had constant wars with other tribes.
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:02 pm
though Apaches didn't die off in training.... sure Apaches were wilderness survivors but Spartans were literally bred for warfare, their intire friggen culture revolved around war, and for that we thank Lord Ares.
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