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 Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:19 am
LOL SASS Insert advertisement for quest here. Uhm, I really don't think this is the place for that... In other news, Blood Lycan, that was great, I can just see Sephy snickering over that.
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:22 pm
"thank you sephy for killing aeris for me"......yeah Cloud couldnt ever spout that out except in sarcasm
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:49 pm
Cloud: "My swords wider than yours, so it can cut through real well."
Sephiroth: "Well, my sword is way longer, and can penetrate farther. Plus, it's thinner, so I'm much quicker with it."
Cloud: "Yeah, but my blade's thicker, so it may be slower to swing, but it can really hurt you."
Tifa: "So, what blades do you think they're talking about?"
Aeris: "Hm.... Dunno, could be they're swords, might not..."
Tifa: "So, he compensating?"
Aeris: "Sadly enough, yup..."
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:05 pm
*In wall market clothes store*
Cloud: "I wonder if I can get that dress in pink???"
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:11 pm
*after taking a poll on the Internet*
Jhay-R: "Well, I just took a poll on this here interweb, and I have come to conclusion..."
Cloud: "What?"
Jhay-R: "If you look behind you, you have 3 peoples, Tifa, Aeris, and Sephiroth."
TAS: "Yo, sup?"
Jhay-R: "Anyway, after thinking on it for a while, I took this poll... What is the best coupling?"
Cloud: "You're not saying that..."
Jhay-R: "Indeed... CloTi, CloAeris, and CloSeph... In a heated debate, what the hell talking about? In a damned pairing war...."
Cloud: "What?"
Jhay-R: "Aeris came short with 13% votes."
Aeris: "Damn..."
Jhay-R: "Now, Tifa got a bit high with 15%."
Tifa: "Wait.... Then that means..."
Jhay-R: "Correct lady... Sephiroth got 72%.... Heheheheh... hahahahaahahahah!"
Sephiroth: "Come on Cloud, since I won, you have to come to MY room."
Cloud: "Get the hell away, you freak!"
Sephiroth: "Come on, you know you want it!" *drags him to certain doom*
Cloud: "Damn you, damn you to hell!"
Jhay-R: "Heheh.... Maybe I should tell you two your results in another poll... Out of a Yuri poll, Tifa/Aeris was voted highest next to Tifa/Yuffie..."
Aeris: "Want to make out?"
Tifa: "Eh, better than being pissed that we lost Cloud to a man... Wait... Sephiroth is a man, right?"
Jhay-R: "Eh, I ask myself that question every day before I go to sleep, and everyday when I wake up."
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:44 am
*Cloud and Aeris are staying at the inn for the night...*
Cloud
Hey Aeris
Aeris
Yes Cloud?
Cloud
Remember you said I reminded you of your old boyfriend?
Aeris
Yeah...?
Cloud
Do you want to find out if I remind you of him in other areas???
Aeris
Just what are you implying...?
Cloud
Nothing, just take a look at THIS!!!
Aeris
OMG! It's so big, it's almost exactly the same in length and girth.
Cloud
Yeah it's great for ramming into people...
Aeris
Yep, that definately is the exaxt same sword my boyfriend used to use...
...
stare
Xin
Just what exactly were you guys thinking???
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:10 pm
Now I'm almost sure this has been said many times over, but...
Sephiroth: I need therapy.
Sephiroth again: Cloud is cool!
Cloud: I am not, nor have I ever been, a whiner.
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:42 pm
*the crew has just arrived to a city after LONG days of riding sea chocobos*
Cloud: Finally some civilization...
Aeris: This is a few crappy igloos built by polar bears... You show me a civilization that lasted for thousands of years without any kind of conflict with other species, with beautiful progress and amazing powers and I'll show you hateful LIES!
Tifa: You know... I've always wanted to ask you... How is it that being so great almost all of the Ancients were wiped out... And how is it that you've made no real technological advancements even when you had thousands of years head start?
Aeris: I... That's how we like it...
Cid: And how is it that you didn't have conflicts if there was that Thing that fell from the sky? Jenova
Aeris: She doesn't count!
Red XIII: First of all: Jenova would fall more in the category of an "it". Second: Yes it does, you said other species... And however unique it may be, Jenova is a species.
Vincent: And keep in mind that we, lowly humans, destroyed Jenova while you were goofing around with Zack!
Barret: And we saved the world from Sephiroth, again, when you were still goofing around with Zack
Yuffie: Which brings us to another matter... How is it that you're still alive!?!?!?
Aeris: Erm... Well... You seee... Amnesia Dust in the face! Hah! *throws something on everyone's face*
Cait Sith: Wait... it's yellow... And it's not dust, it's liquid...
Aeris: That's because it's gasoline wink
Cloud: It's WHAT!?
Aeris: See you've all ready forgotten! Fire! *sets everyone and fire and then runs for her life*
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:58 pm
cloud:who cares if sephiroth killed *aeirs*... i love my materia more!
EDIT!!!!///////
s**t s**t s**t... forgot about that one and just noticed it sry..
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:00 pm
Jhay-R: "Wonder how I can mess with the FF crew now..."
Tifa: "It's him again, hurry, hit him with a stick!"
Aeris: *knocks me over the head with a staff*
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Jhay-R: "What the... Where am I? And, why am I tied to a chair?"
Aeris: "Youse been messing with me home girls, and now, I'mma bout to teach youse some manners, you hear?"
Jhay-R: "Are you drunk?"
Aeris: "Sephiroth's married to Cloud because of youse... And Tifa's been all pissed about it, so wese been drinking..."
Tifa: "Dude, you've been the one drinking."
Aeris: "Shatup, retard!" *slaps Tifa*
Tifa: "Wh-why'd you hit me?"
Aeris: "Like you said, I've been drinking!"
Jhay-R: "Duuuuuuu.... I guess I'll be on my way then... Dutdudududu...." *walks away*
Aeris: "Nu-uh punk... Wese gonna teach you a lesson!"
Sephiroth: "Now, come on ladies... I am sure we can resolve this in a peaceful, and non-violent wa..."
Yuffie: "Shut up! I love pointless violence!"
Aeris: "Knights of the Round!"
Jhay-R: "Aw hell...."
9999 hit combo of certain doom
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:30 pm
Yuffie: *cuddling with a giant Cait Sith plushie* whee heart
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:55 am
*Cloud is watching TV*
Some dude on TV: Feel you're too hyper? Think you need to cool off? Then try a Tranquilizer!
Cloud: Huh... *cuts someone in half while watching TV*
Some dude on TV: If you're over-excited or you want to feel down then Tranquilizer's what you need!
Cloud: ... *cuts someone else* I guess I am hyper...
Some dude on TV: Buy one now! Side effects may include, but are definetly not limited to: Sleep, Poison, Sadness, Mini, Frog, diarrhea, Headache, somachache, Silence, Stop, Slow...
Cloud: *allready left to buy one*
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:02 am
Barret: man im an emotional wreck someone hold me....
okies sry thats a bit lame but you guys took all the good ones dam you.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:45 pm
Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: *cuddling with a giant Cait Sith plushie* whee heart Square seriously needs to make an actual size Cait Sith plush.
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:05 pm
Vincent: *looks around* "Okay, Yuffie... Ready?"
Yuffie: "Ready for what?"
Vincent: "The moogle song!"
Yuffie: "Wha?"
Vincent: "I like to moogle moogle, you like to moogle moogle, we like to moogle moogle, yay!
Yuffie: "Ohhhh... You can sing on your own for a while, I need to get something..."
Vincent: "Sephy likes to moogle moogle, Aery likes to moogle moogle, they moogle all night! Cloud likes to moogle moogle, Tifa likes to moo...."
Yuffie: *hits him over the head with the back of the Death Penalty* "Whatever god damned experiment Hojo did on you, was much better than that bulls***!"
Vincent: "Bleh... Moogle mahgle... Shibly bobibly...."
Yuffie: "Shut up! You are so god damned annoying!" *throws materia at him*
Eh, running out of Material...
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