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[IY_and_MCR]

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twilightrosegarden

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IY_and_MCR

How about two boxes taped together?

You can stay in those while I sleep on the bed.

Or I could just sleep on the floor.

A dog bed and lava lamp
final offer.

At what point did you start making offers for me?

It's a great tactic. No matter which offer you pick, you still end up with both of us in some form.

I wouln't tell you what forms I'm thinking of.
Sometimes it's better to be surprised.  

[IY_and_MCR]

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IY_and_MCR

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IY_and_MCR

How about two boxes taped together?

You can stay in those while I sleep on the bed.

Or I could just sleep on the floor.

Hmm, I do like sleeping on the floor myself, but I think you can have it.

There will be plenty of random sheet things and clothes to use as padding, because we currently have pointy wood floors.
I learned the hard way that they ain't so great for the hips.

There is plenty of room on the floor for both of us.

I'd just need to make sure there was enough blanket for the both of us.
If not, there may be assistance needed pulling splinters out of some very awkward places.  

[zz1000zz]

I am sure there would be plenty of hands willing to assist...  

[IY_and_MCR]

I am constantly worried about being the person who makes the call to the ER that all the nurses tape and giggle at later.
"Could you repeat that louder, you have a splinter stuck in your what? *snicker*"  

[zz1000zz]

Who needs an ER? All it takes to make it better is a kiss!  

[IY_and_MCR]

As long as you'll love me gangrenous, that's a medication I'm down for.  

[zz1000zz]

Woah, woah, woah... Who said anything about love?  

[IY_and_MCR]

Well, that's what the tranq darts are for.

Although it should be noted that by love I really mean "wouln't be able to run away".  

[zz1000zz]

I can go with that.  

[IY_and_MCR]

If you have any food or drug allergies now would be the time to mention.  

[zz1000zz]

I should be fine on that one.  

[IY_and_MCR]

In that case, here's a bowl of soup.
Ignore any loss of sensation in your extremitites. It's very good soup.  

[zz1000zz]

Will I be getting this soup in the mail, or...?  

[IY_and_MCR]

You're gonna have to use a little imagination.
And then stab yourself in the thigh with a pen dipped in liquified drugs.  

[zz1000zz]

I think I will have to pass. If you want any stabbing done, you will have to come here and do it yourself.