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 Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:22 pm
Sephiroth: BEHOLD! METEOR!
*Meteor crashes into the earth, thousands of buildings explode before earth does*
Cloud: Oooh pretty colors
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:26 pm
*everyone arrives for the final fight with Sephiroth*
Cloud: OK SEPH! WE'RE HERE TO KILL YOU!
RedXII: We'll rip your heart out
Cid: We'll kick your a**
Tifa: We'll spit on your dead carcuss
Barret: We'll blow you down with our weaponry
Cait Sith: We'll beat you till your no more
Aries: We'll throw flowers at you
...*Cloud kills Aries*
Seph: Aww but I'm watching tv sad
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:20 pm
*Sephiroth and Cait Sith get in a fight after school*
Seph: Let's go p***y cat!
Cait Sith: *Drop kicks Seph in the balls*
Seph: OW!! scream *Falls to the ground*
Cait Sith: *Starts beating up on Seph*
Seph: WAAH, GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF!! crying
Seph's friends: Holy sh*t Seph's gettin his butt whupped by a toy! surprised
Cait Sith: *Rips off Seph's pants revealing his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles underwear*
Seph: MOM!!!! DADDY!!!! crying
Seph's friends: *Pulls Cait Sith off him*
Seph: *Gets up and limps away with a black eye and bruises, sobbing* crying
Cait Sith: Who's next!? evil
Seph's friends: sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:56 pm
~Yuffie, Tifa, and Aeris trapped on an island~
Tifa: "Yuff, since you're a ninja, you should know how to survive out here... Yuffie?"
Yuffie: "We're all gonna die! Oh my god!" *runs into a tree*
Aeris: *grabs her* "Sh..." *looks around* "There are perverts watching this expecting to see us in skimpy grass underwear and kissing each other, do you hear them?"
Yuffie: "Now that I think about it, yes... Well, don't want to disappoint!" *kisses Tifa*
Tifa: *surprsied, but soon melts into her arms*
Aeris: "Hey!" *sigh* "Oh well... May as well... Hey guys, wait for me!"
Jhay-R: "Heheheheh, sweeeeeeeet."
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:19 pm
Sephiroth:um cloud i think i feel bad for killing those ppl
Cloud:really, lets be friends.
Ssephiroth surprised k lets skip home and tell evry one that we are frineds now and ill call off meteor and stop killing ppl*skips home together hand in hand into the sunset*
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 6:34 pm
Reno: I hate the taste of booze. *sips his kool-aid sippie cup*
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:17 pm
Sephiroth: "Hi lady, would you like some materia?"
Aeris: "It's okay, I have plenty."
Sephiroth: "I could master, like a million of these. You know, my mommy said said that life is like a bag of Materia, you never know which one you're going to get." *grabs one*
Aeris: "Which one did you get..."
Sephiroth: "Ooh, it looks like a shiny black marble."
Aeris: "Holy..."
Sephiroth: "It doesn't say Holy, it says 'Met eo r'... What's that?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:53 pm
Cloud singing a messed upi version of "Cloud Song":
My name is Cloud,
I broke my sword.
I fight Cactuars,
that move with cords.
I like to ride
with chocobos.
It's even worse
when they're with Diablos.
And when I go
Into an inn.
15 seconds,
Vincent pays the bill.
And I WON'T use
a pheonix down.
So when some one dies,
I will not frown (of losing an item)
Because I am Cloud!
My hair is against gravity.
And I can't have too many potions
and I always have cavities!!
If I can't slice you
then that's OK.
I'll just tell on you
anyway.
And I will defeat,
That Sephiroth.
Because he's just
so very hot!
-----
I was bored..
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:54 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:41 am
Sephiroth: "Cloud, I will defeat you now!"
Cloud: *cough cough* "Wait, before you kill me, answer me this... Why? Why do you do the things you do?'
Sephiroth: "Why? Why?!"
Cloud: "Yeah..."
Sephiroth: "Because, because... You know, once I think about I don't..."
Cloud: *shwing* "Dun nu nu nu nu nu nut nunu! Cloud is victorious! Hahaha!"
Aeris: "Hah, what comes around goes around. You kill me from behind, Cloud kills you from behind!"
Sephiroth: "That blonde haired b*****d! Hey, you know what I always wondered, why didn't he just use a phenoix down on you?"
Aeris: "I ask myself that question everyday..."
Sephiroth: "Heuh... You don't say." *pats her butt* "Stupid guy, ain't he?"
Aeris: "Yeah, stupid, but loveable." *puts her arm around his waist*
(that dununununnunu was supposed to be the victory song, thing)
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:46 am
jason101 sepiroth : WHAT IS IMPORTANT TO YOU CLOUD!! err....he actually says that in AC....
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:33 pm
I sometimes wonder about the sanity of you people sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:24 pm
Yuffie: "I wanna use the Death Penalty!"
Vincent: "Okay, here ya go."
Yuffie: "Woooo! Alrighty, gonna try and hit that can."
Vincent: "Aigh't, go for it."
Yuffie: *shoots gun at can*
Tifa: "Isn't that a propane tank?"
Yuffie: *blown 10 feet back by recoil* "Wooah, that was awesome..."
Vincent: "I think we just blew up Aeris' church, dude."
Yuffie: "I was never here!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:44 am
*Just before Cloud goes through Bahamut's mega flare in AC*
Cloud: YYYYAAARRRRGHGHHHGHGH!!! *goes in*
*Aeris's song plays*
Cloud: eek *Aeris helps him through*
*Cloud comes out of the Mega Flare*
Cloud: eek *thinks he's going crazy* eek
*Cloud is getting nearer and nearer to Bahamut*
Cloud: eek *goes through Bahamut's mouth and gets eaten*
Bahamut: *stops suddenly* *Vomits downward all over the crew and then starts falling down*
*Bahamut crashes and dies and out of the wreckage comes Cloud*
Cloud: Hah! I TOLD you not showering for the past two years would come in handy sometime!
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:03 pm
The party are on world map and it begins to rain.
Cloud - "Ahhh quickly cover my hair! Do you know how much it costs to get my hair styled like this."
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