KarmaTheBeast
Takara467
And...Where did that come from, Ryu?...O.o
That what happens when you eat to much mexican food while watching Naruto. your senses die on you.
When was the last time I eat mexican or spanish food? I think it was five years ago. So no, that cant possibly be the reason.
Looking at evidence from the bible one can conclude that Jesus, the Son of God not the guy who steals hub caps in LA, Vain, looking at you on that one.
Turning water to wine=The ol' switcher roo at super high speeds.
Walking on water=Secret Ninjutsu only Ninja Grandmasters posess.
The Shroud of Turin, or however its spelled, was a ninja mask for his night time raids on the Roman camps.
See this puts a much cooler face upon Jesus. Not just a guy who hung out with a hooker and a bunch of his Gs. He did good things for the poor and dying of his time then he went out and pwned the people doing the bad things. Which is why he was crucifed. It wasnt because he was the King of the Jews, he denoucned that. It was because he was a Ninja Grandmaster and thus, the Romans were afriad of his godly awesome ninjutsu, and thus they killed him. He went down like me playing Hatori Hanzo in Samurai Warriors 2 last night. An entire legion of soldiers was used as fodder to capture him.
See, this puts a much better picture on him that those retarded rappers thinking he was Jamacan. I dont even care if I spelled that right.
Besides, there were nomexicans named Jesus at that time. So thus, ******** Jsus the hubcap stealer. All hail Jesus the Ninja Grandmaster!
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