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 Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:13 pm
Coline might end up in a guard role at this rate if something particularly important that requires guarding comes up. She's the only one Jessie can trust to not screw things up >3>
Unless, y'know, the stupidity gene becomes active only once you've been appointed as a guard. Then we're screwed no matter what happens XD
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:15 pm
Oh, to answer Fel on behalf of the SLEEPYSLEEPYNII, she went for human noble! I went for city elf~ I love my feisty little elf ;3;
I really wanted to pair her with Zhevran, but... Alistair is just... SO cute... he started off in that little spiel about the magical flying wolves at the start and I was just HOOKED XDDD
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:32 pm
hmm...lets test that theory...
"Xeiashi! get over here and guard this door!"
Xei: "Why me...I'm busy unlocking the secrets of existance if you don't mind!"
"Just get the heck over here!"
Xei: "Fine..."
*muttered curses are heard as Xeiashi approaches the door*
Xei: "I'll get you back for this!"
...many days of guarding pass...
Xei: "hey...who're you?...hey look, its a sword..."
Man: *STAB!*
...Xeiashi has fallen...
...yup! looks like the intense boredom of guarding really DOES trigger chronic stupidity
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:46 pm
h-hang on a sec...we seem to be having difficulty retrieving the body!
*switches to GuardCam1*
Man: ...LY CRAP HOLY CRAP THERES ZOMBIES IN HERE!!! AAAHHHHH!
*Camera pans to show zombies invading ... the Door!*
*Chomp*
*Camera crashes to floor*
*Xeiashi-body seen zombifying stuff*
*Camera explodes*
...ummm...well, it seems that guards turn into zombies.....maybe they'll do a better job the second time around?
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:57 pm
I'm sure a zombie would do a better job than Hawk-eye Blue >3>;
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:30 pm
Lorika Oh, to answer Fel on behalf of the SLEEPYSLEEPYNII, she went for human noble! I went for city elf~ I love my feisty little elf ;3; I really wanted to pair her with Zhevran, but... Alistair is just... SO cute... he started off in that little spiel about the magical flying wolves at the start and I was just HOOKED XDDD I went Dalish Elf...love me my elf too! Couldn't help but go the earth goddess forest dwelling route...I guess my friends don't call me a hippie for nothing lol! Alistair had me the moment he gave me a flower....*petspets his head* Got to love the goofy dorks of the world!
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:15 pm
*joins the guard bashing*
Guards are a interesting species.
They are known to have the lowest I.Q. among all living things. Observe.
*tosses lighted match on floor*
*guards gather round it instantly*
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE..." *poke*
"AGHHHHHH HOOOOOT HOOOOT!" *pauses*
*picks up and eats*
The guard with a brain is an elusive creature.
Unlike their fellow brethren, they have been known to have the knowledge to OPEN DOORS.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:43 pm
"WHAATT?
Some of them can open doors?!?"
...hmm...what would happen if...
*Transmutation!*
EVENT!
Nearby window has been turned into a door!
"...hey Bapp, lemme see those matches..."
*lights, sticks under (flameproof) door, watches in amusement as a guard opens the door and many of them rush after the match*
"hehehe....guards eez so stoopid"
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:47 pm
HAY DON'T BE DISSIN HAWK-EYE BLUE! HE CRIES MANRY TEARS OF MANRY!Yeah, like Lorika said, I went for Human Noble. Here be she in all her bloody glory! \(*U*)/ Oooo Alistair gives you flowers? *gleeful wiggle* o3o
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:55 pm
*pokes nii's gleeful wiggle*
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:01 pm
*poked* >3o
GRAAAAHHH I wish I had no class today. Then I'd be able to kick more werewolf a**. crying
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:03 pm
WHUTWHUT.
Did anyone else notice the header change?! O_O
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:06 pm
I did. And apparently there's a new RIG out. >3>;
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:06 pm
Ohnonononooooo...
I just saw THREE items I must have! In that list alone!
I'm going to be broke.
Anyone think it's time to sell my Noel's Gift?
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