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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:21 pm
Not me, you cream puff! The M&Ms!
*Fights her way through the smorgasboard of chocolate. Stabs three M&Ms with the fork, one in the eyes.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:22 pm
*Gets taken down by a peanut M&M that starts rolling him around*
OINK OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:30 pm
*Fights her way to a showdown with the giant Chocodile. Dives...*
<-------Inserting Licorice------->
*Gets tied up by the giant licorice stick. Patsy squirms, but is unable to break free. The Chocodile approaches, touches her on the lips.*
You... want my wholesome inner being, do you not little one?
*Patsy's stomach rumbles*
Oh God! I'm so hungry!
*Starts to fight like crazy.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:35 pm
*M&M cuts Borcky loose and the pig rolls until he collides with the crocodile*
*Both animals roll until they fall off a cliff and towards a chocolate river*
Ooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:48 pm
*Breaks free of the Licorice, tearing it apart. Grabs a piece and dives like an idiot into the chocolate river.*
OMG! Chocolate! I love chocolate!
What about Borky?
He's about to get saved by the fattest Hellcat he's ever seen!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:53 pm
*Tries to swim but is stuck in the bottom of the river being too heavy to float and incapable of swimming due to little stubby legs*
*Crocodile crushed under him is starting to suffocate*
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:57 pm
*Drinks her way towards the bottom of the river. Grabs Borky and starts to swim him ashore, gulping chocolate goodness along the way.*
Here, put this in your mouth. It'll keep the chocolate out of your system.
And save it for me!
*Places the licorice in his mouth*
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:00 pm
*Borcky stops wiggling and slowly turns browner*
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:01 pm
All this is making me hungry, I'm out for supper!
See ya everyone!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:07 pm
*The battle rages on. Patsy manages to swim ashore, the chocolate river having been drank dry. She finds the floor littered with candy wrappers and the walls smeared with creamy white filling. She glances towards the control booth to find one very fat Cyberdome AI*
Heyy! That was my candy!
<-------Burrrpp!------->
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:54 pm
Toss me in, Rick. I'd like to crack some heads via vacuum swinging.
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:06 pm
Jarvis the Butler Toss me in, Rick. I'd like to crack some heads via vacuum swinging. Alright! 3 more to go!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:11 pm
Super powered butler? eek *Whimper* But what if he makes me clean my own room! I can't do that, I'm a pig!
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:17 pm
Patsy Walker Super powered butler? eek *Whimper* But what if he makes me clean my own room! I can't do that, I'm a pig!Save the whining for the fight piggy!
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