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 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:31 pm
hahahahaha.
I'm with Jer on this one.
xp
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:16 pm
Want to make Lokapele a happy kitty for Christmas? Bardweiser says (7:12 PM):
i need munchy food
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
No
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
You need Roansex.
Bardweiser says (7:12 PM):
that too
Rosie says (7:12 PM):
Roan's munchy.
Rosie says (7:12 PM):
>>
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
XD
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
wrong..
Rosie says (7:12 PM):
I thought about that after I said it...
Rosie says (7:12 PM):
xDD
Wolfie says (7:12 PM):
soo....wrong.
Bardweiser says (7:12 PM):
she is scrumtrelecent
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
...I did a doubletake
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
I'll let you assume why.
Rosie says (7:13 PM):
I saw scumtree.>>
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
...
Wolfie says (7:13 PM):
get rid of the s and you've got it. Then get something off of her Christmas Wishlist!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:04 pm
Want to make Lokapele a happy kitty for Christmas? Rosie - Reading. Semi-AFK. says (5:59 PM):
I forgot that there's a county in TN called Sparta..
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (5:59 PM):
>>
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (5:59 PM):
Oh God.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (5:59 PM):
The mental images.
Rosie - Reading. Semi-AFK. says (5:59 PM):
I heard the news guy say Sparta and I was like... wtf?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (6:00 PM):
"You best not utter dem next werds, ******. They might be yer last."
"This is madness."
"NO, ******. *cocks shotgun* THIS IS SPARTA." Then get something off of her Christmas Wishlist!
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:30 pm
Turd Ferguson says (5:26 PM):
*goes on roadtrip with 99 and sings songs by a open fire*
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:26 PM):
o.o
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:26 PM):
And what happens when you get cold at night? >>;
Turd Ferguson says (5:26 PM):
THE FIRE
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says (5:26 PM):
XD
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:27 PM):
When the fire dies adn you cant make another?
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:27 PM):
XP
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says (5:27 PM):
I'll bring a shotgun, should bard gets ideas
Turd Ferguson says (5:27 PM):
i can always make another
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:27 PM):
xDD
Turd Ferguson says (5:27 PM):
i have 99 afterall
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:27 PM):
SHoot him in the a**!
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says (5:27 PM):
and then i'll make another fire with his dead body
Turd Ferguson says (5:27 PM):
im sure hes burnable
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says (5:27 PM):
thus keeping me warm
Rosie - It was snowing! <33 says (5:27 PM):
XDD
Turd Ferguson says (5:27 PM):
we are so alike
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (5:27 PM):
PEARLY PENILE PAPULES.
Turd Ferguson says (5:27 PM):
its worrying
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says (5:27 PM):
Yeah, Bard, but i'll have the shotgun
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:19 pm
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
so how goes things?
'Come now its only a dragon' says:
good
'Come now its only a dragon' says:
had a driving lesson
'Come now its only a dragon' says:
didnt die
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
ah
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
XD
'Come now its only a dragon' says:
so now im celebrating withy alchohol
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
Dude
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
XD!!!
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
I could teach you to drive. ********, man, its not that hard
Mr Chekov! Set weapons to OUCH!!! says:
its like mario kart, but hitting walls hurts more XD
'Come now its only a dragon' says:
xDDDDDDDDDDDDd
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:33 pm
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says (3:29 PM):
Bard and I have too much fun together
Rosie says (3:29 PM):
XDD
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says (3:29 PM):
gutter, woman
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says (3:29 PM):
dont make me clean it
Rosie says (3:29 PM):
not that.
Rosie says (3:29 PM):
Though... that does give me images. XD
Rosie says (3:30 PM):
Along with you cleaning it. XDD
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says (3:30 PM):
....
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says (3:30 PM):
GODDAMMIT
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says (3:30 PM):
THE CLEANER ISNT THAT COLOR
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:34 pm
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
i do have a c**k
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
lies
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
just not a litre of it like i do booze
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
mind you a litre would be odd
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
XD
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
change that to kilo
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
sounds like you're talking about crack...
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
Bard : I have a litre of p***s !
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
....
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
Dude
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
You're not supposed to stick it in a blender
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
-shudders-
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
GOD that'd hurt...
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
thats where the booze comes in
IMMA IN UR BASE, SPLODIN' UR BABIES! says:
XD!!!
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:06 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:08 pm
Posted, as requested by Bard XD
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
riiiiiiiight.....
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
2 hit combo, 2000 dmg
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-has undead status, meaning hp is at 0 to begin with. Thus, damage is a moot point-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*lobs phoenix down at zombie*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-status ailment, FFVI style. Pheonix downs don't work. continues to attack nearest random target. In this case, Bard. 978 damage-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*uses hi potion reganing 500 hp back.
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus is readying his magic*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
hehehe
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-critical hit. 1839 damage against Sophus-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus health flashes red with 1hp remaining.
Sophus summons Roan Deseer*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
OH SH-
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Wyre's party runs away! BUT THERES NO ESCAPE!-
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Wyre's party has been defeated-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
HOLD THE SHOULDER BUTTONS
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
xD]
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
THEY DIDNT WORK
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
MAH AGILITY AINT HIGH ENOUGH
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
xD
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Bard suffers 1 hp dmg from zombie curse from previous attack and dies aswell*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
XD
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
New Game
Load Game <<
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
...Loading from Memory card 1......
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
please wait
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
XD
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
this has to be quoted
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
xD
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
OH s**t.
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
File corrupot ?
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Exp. 99's party is attacked! BOSS BATTLE!-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
file corrupt*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
worse
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Wyre casts Scan!-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
Sophus Bardos
------------
HP ?
MP 50
Only casts magic abilities.
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
Oh s**t. Not him again ><
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
Wyre - Watch out for his summons!
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Random npc joins exp.99*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
Npc : Try draining his mp
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Exp. 99 uses doublecut. 3000 damage!-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus Bardos cats Curaga 30*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
casts*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Wyre casts Rasp! NOT ENOUGH MP!-
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
Wyre : Oh...s**t....
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus casts haste on himself*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*sophus casts refelct on wyre*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
Sophus attacks wyre for 2000hp
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus wiggles his bum*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*sophus had stopped wiggling his bum*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Exp. 99 uses a megalixer-
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Wyre casts rasp on self. Spell reflected to Sophus. 300 mp drained-
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-on a side note-
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-"Who are the britains?"-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus stares at wyre confused*
Well we all are, and i am your king!
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus kneels at the previous damage*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
Nuuuuuuu
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
Exp. 99 : HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Exp. 99 throws dirt at Sophus. 30 damage!-
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus gets dirt in his golden long hair*
OH NOES IT WILL TAKE ME FOREVER TO WASH THAT BLASPHEMY OUT !
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus Bardos collapses*
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
*Sophus Bardos drops epic lute of teh bardskeeves*
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
-Wyres party does victory dance-
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:36 pm
*is Roan who cant be arsed to switch accounts...*
Z...o...m....g.....
You guys pwn. I should go to sex parties more often xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:47 pm
it scares me, just how well Bard and I get along ><
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:17 pm
Not exactly great, but I got a kick out of it. Is it ok to quote yourself? /ego
Erich(Who happens to be picking up his just repaired tire from a nearby auto shop, and is bringing it back on foot)
Random guy blowing leaves: What are you doing?
Me: What does it look like? I'm taking my pet tire for a walk.
Random guy just stares, and after I pass mutters something about punks these days.
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:07 am
lmao!!! Quoting yourself is fine and I thought it was funny xd Nice.
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:54 am
Jammer2omega -+Avarice Doctrine+- 40 days has signed in.
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
JAMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooo O-MEEEEEGAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
Yngwie Bard Malmsteen says:
POWER metal style
Jammer2omega -+Avarice Doctrine+- 40 days says:
silly Bard, beer is for men
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:03 pm
Wolfie says:
-blinks- Was... Roan posting on Iden's account?
Wolfie says:
or did Wyre suddenly get VERY sophisticated?
Wolfie says:
... D< Which one of you idiots wanged him on the head?
Rosie says:
What?
Leer says:
wanged?,.....that just sounds dirty....
Rosie says:
What are you gabbering about woman?
Rosie says:
XDD
.: Roan DeSeer :. Oooh... new scanner... says:
Idens WoT
.: Roan DeSeer :. Oooh... new scanner... says:
He did it himself WG XD
Rosie says:
You don't know what images I got from that word...
Rosie says:
Oh that. XDD
Leer says:
he did what to himself now?
Rosie says:
XDD
Rosie says:
Talking about Iden doing 'it' and by himself... after the word 'wanged'... wow.
Wolfie says:
o.o He did it?
Wolfie says:
....HE did it.
Rosie says:
Yesh.
Wolfie says:
D< Alright. Joke's over.
Rosie says:
He wasbored.
Wolfie says:
...
Wolfie says:
WHAT THE HELL DOES HE DO WHEN HE'S NOT ONLINE AND BORED?
Wolfie says:
._. Shoot animals?
Wolfie says:
People?
Rosie says:
*Coughs.*
.: Roan DeSeer :. Oooh... new scanner... says:
He didnt have net that day and wrote it in Word
Rosie says:
Don't ask what he does to the animals.
Wolfie says:
Rape fields, pillage women?
Leer says:
hmmm....have to try that one day
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
...
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
I was bored
Wolfie says:
....Bad Leer. -rolled up newsp-
Wolfie says:
._.
Rosie says:
No pillaging Bella. D<
Wyre - Exp. 99? Nah. He's out shooting something. Try again later. says:
and nobody had any influence on that post but Sam Fisher
Wolfie says:
...-looks over at MSN chat roster-
Wolfie says:
Why the ******** did no one say he was in herE?
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