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 Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:55 pm
Felt that being Empress of Exxosia required a gem-studded crown.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:22 pm
Did not see fit to keep me in the lifestyle to which I had become accustomed (something about credit card debt and not enough space *shrug*).
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:25 pm
Five words: "Her Royal Highness' Matched Luggage!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:42 pm
rofl
Took my heart and played keep-away with it.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:44 pm
Kicked me in the jubblies... Repeatedly... For three days. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:50 pm
His jubblies have a mind of their own - it wasn't him, honest. His jubblies insulted me.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:52 pm
Kept changing her mind on if she wanted me fuzzy or shaven.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:04 pm
Wouldn't stop running amuck in Kent three nights a month.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:07 pm
Stopped me from running amuck throughout East Sussex and Surrey.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:50 pm
Changed our last name to Crime and whenever the servor brought our bill, said,"Crime doesn't pay." It got old the first time he said it.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:58 pm
Did not appreciate my puns. sad
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:00 am
Had freezing feet that he insisted on warming up between my calves - every night! He even eschewed the thick, soft as chenille socks I got him!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:02 am
(It's true, I can't stand to wear socks.)
My friends undermined my faith in her.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:07 am
Was a pushover - literally, the smallest breeze would just push him right over!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:08 am
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