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 Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:08 pm
Last year, our marching show music was New World Symphony 9. Our saxophone section made a song out of part of our opener.
It went something like:
Hey there, creepy guy, get out of my car,
Or I'll call the cops, and they'll chase you far.
Maybe to Canada or even Mexico,
And they'll do it all because you are my ho.
There was more, but I can't remember it right now...
Oh, and our band director had to do a hand-check EVERY time we got on a bus. XDD
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:33 pm
In my school,the band room is across from the choir room,so me and my band geek friends always like to go up to the choir, Mr McFadden,and we chant,"Band,Band,Band,Band."Over and over again,just ot make fun of him.ANd htere are many inside jokes,but they are confidenital.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:36 pm
Well, I just started high school band so there's a lot I don't know, bvut I've caught onto a few. We call our director father time. He taught piano and tennis to Jesus smile There's also some Drumline only things. During a football game we were winning (of course) at halftime, but then the other team started to comeback. We were thinking of throwing sticks at them. "Drumline! Aim! Fire!" We use it randomly now smile
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:20 pm
1) Its EVERYWHERE!!!!!
2) Halo teabag!
3) Ew that was kaka!
4) Trumpets more air!!
5) Llama!
6) Deep thoughts by jack handey (andy)
7) NICE!!!
8 ) "Oh my god, I'm starting to sound like Ryan Macinnis" <--- and that's a really bad thing lol
9) Shocker! *Hand gesture* (Our drumline made it their official symbol)
10) The ants go marching 1 by 1 hooray hooray....
11) "Colorguard super asian! Oh shii"
12) "Stand up straight! Smile! Look Up!! YOUR BORING ME!!!!!!!!" Our colorguard instructor did that to try and make us perform better but we just started cracking up because she sounded so funny. Then my friend proceeded to chocking her so we had to take her away for like 5 minutes.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:27 pm
1. Remember Ms. Kahal( band teacher convicted of rape)
2. Mr. Palumbo is my homeboy( Also convicted of Rape)
3. BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!
4. Rave Time
5. You have been splattered by " A kid with AIDS"
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:33 pm
There's a girl and a guy in my class, completely opposite sides in room. Still they fight. The girl i sit next to, she has best comebacks. Her best is
"you were an accident"
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:50 pm
1) in my freshmen year of band the drum major pops his chest out and it seemed like he was saying "im to sexy for all of you" and from there on he became the sexy drum major
2) my 8th grade teacher told some one that she didnt need a echo and my friend raised her hand asking if she needed her any more cause her name was echo
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:57 pm
Our director always (and I mean freaking ALWAYS) talks about how he's in the military band. So one day, he was telling us how he couldn't make it to that night's rehearsal because he had practice with the military band. One of the trumpets pipes up "Hey, you're in the military band?" Now, someone mentions it at every opportunity and he refers to it as the "job we never mention." biggrin
That and one girl (same trumpet player as above) has a stuffed duck that always gets hung at the girls' sleepovers. His name is pit duck.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:05 pm
1. It's cinamon bun time!
2. You're a mean one... mr. simpson! (our director, when playing The Grinch)
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. The Flying Drumstick. (again, the same director broke a drumstick when attempting to make us go faster.. -_-' )
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:06 pm
blizzardblizz98 Our director always (and I mean freaking ALWAYS) talks about how he's in the military band. So one day, he was telling us how he couldn't make it to that night's rehearsal because he had practice with the military band. One of the trumpets pipes up "Hey, you're in the military band?" Now, someone mentions it at every opportunity and he refers to it as the "job we never mention." biggrin That and one girl (same trumpet player as above) has a stuffed duck that always gets hung at the girls' sleepovers. His name is pit duck. zomg one of /our/ trumpet's step dad was/is in the military band (I think.)
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:09 pm
so im in a jazz band now and i love my band so much...we have some of the best jokes ever...one great one is i got a fever and the only cure is cowbell, i need more cowbell-all the cool kids have nicknames too(nolan is frankenstein, george is georgy-porgy, drew is drewlina, im squeaks to remember a few) we also have fond jokes of zach, the druggie commie who played trombone and who i now have taken on the traits of(always gotta have a stoner trombonist) our favorite line "i hate this band and everyone in it!" "really?we were just starting to like you", the answer to any and all questions is drew's mom
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:33 pm
MMPOW! Magical Mellophone Playing Pimp of Wonder!
The hole was already there...D:
I know there are more, but I can't remember them right now and I'm too lazy to type out the meanings. xP
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:29 pm
Do orchestra things count? Because this one was killing me to keep in. For reference, we have like 10 woodwinds and 50+ strings; no brass at the moment.
In full orchestra practice, we were playing Mendelssohn's 5th Symphony. There's a part where we (oboes) and clarinets have this eighth note thing over the top of the strings, and it's goes something like:
(eighth rest) 2 eighth notes then and eighth note + dotted quarter note tie
Our conductor thought we weren't playing it forcefully enough, so he stopped us and said, "Isn't there another song like this? (sings a bit of Beethoven's... 3rd? 5th? I should know this >.<)
All of a sudden, the third chair clarinet yells "STAR WARS!" Needless to say, the entire woodwind section went into hysteric laughter. The strings (and the conductor) hadn't heard it, so it's become a woodwind joke. >.<
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:14 pm
i got a fever and the only cure is cowbell. Haha SNL is awesome!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:22 pm
Short shorts tuesday-the brass guys wear their gf's shorts(some w/o underwear ewwwwwww burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes )
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