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 Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:08 pm
I did...cause I mistook my bonnet for a fresh diaper... gonk
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:10 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:38 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 7:59 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:45 am
hmmm...well then..how about this?!
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:49 am
*screams in laughter* i love this one...i love the jokes my friends email me heart
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:11 pm
hahahaha I love those!!!
and by the way... Rabid turns 18 in 8 days!
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:31 pm
eek rofl
Awesome... simply awesome....
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:53 pm
yes yes... rabid turning 18 is awesome... xd
Oh... you probably were refering to those jokes...
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:00 pm
Well.. AND you joining the adult world...
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:02 pm
yes!... but the only thing I'll be able to do in 8 days that I don't do know... is purchase cigarettes... Whooo hoo for cancer! xd
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:07 pm
oh yeah... because I... don't do that now illegally... ninja
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:14 pm
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